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targeted hyperdimensional gangstalker shadow individual eating a free lunch

it's better to spit out the poison than it is to swallow it, but it's also rude to spit poison at people.
Pinned
we can rebuild him, we have the technology.
siiiiix waaaaaave hold-down

is stuck in my head
youtu.be/yrR50b7-OSQ?...
Hot Snakes - Six Wave Hold-Down
YouTube video by Sub Pop
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
i am not sure i would recognize polka music if i heard it
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
mathcore from the 90s and early 2000s still sounds futuristic to me
February 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
i've never been a will stancil fan or hater cuz the guy is like real boring. i will say that seeing him become this weird totem for loser extremists to pour their animosity into and seeing how little it seems to affect his stance on things has earned him a lot of my respect.
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
rip in peace grateful dead guy
January 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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let it rain on us forever
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"god above is testing us to see if we can join him in heaven"

aliens put us here and they want to see if we can get out of the solar system
January 10, 2026 at 11:09 AM
it should actually be illegal to put AI generated results in searches about what is and isn't illegal where you live.
January 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
>checking in at dystopia
>is this idiocracy or blade runner?
>haha it's a good dystopia sir
>checks
>it's idiocracy
January 6, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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"So she's like move your Akira Jars to the Basement, cause I got these drapes....I mean, so I said fine I'll do it. I start taking them down, I'm moving them one at a time. And she's like (can you put a tarp over them too), & I'm like NO, I'm not, Damn it those are my AKIRA Jars"
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
"back on my bullshit in 2026"

no. i never got off it. no need to get back on.
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
the uh, "heritage american" discourse over on twitter has been pretty interesting from a "wow this person thinks the boogaloo would actually be pretty chill" perspective. don't think the people participating in that conversation have fully gamed out that they're talking about disenfranchising
December 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
over on the hellsite i locked my account to make it so i couldn't get in dumb slapfights with strangers it sorta broke me of the habit but not completely i'm not gonna lie
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
welcome to the dystopia kid
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
glue is one of the most important human inventions ever. no glue no modern world.
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
saw curtis yarvin being bullied by strangers on twitter this morning for being an unintelligent charlatan so i've recently been shown evidence that bullying does serve a purpose (i already believe people like yarvin deserve it)
“Bullying” is bad by definition. It’s not a value neutral tool to be deployed positively toward good ends. It’s so fucked up that people want so badly to reclaim this thing, and are so eager to do it that they want to brand things that aren’t bullying as bullying.
"Some people deserve to be bullied" is always wild to see because it's so deliberately childish as to make it difficult to imagine the person saying it has the moral capacity of an adult human being.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
simkarttttt (yes)
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
smoked too much weed last night ashk me anything
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I was inspired
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Kow Yokoyama
October 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
what do you guys imagine Anubis sounds like when he talks i bet he sounds a lot like a thousand Snoop Doggs all speaking at once
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
obviously i'm getting high on my own supply why do you think i have my own supply it's so i can get high on it use your fuckin brain
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM