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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 4h

“yeah sex is cool but have your tried-” whatever you are about to say is nowhere near as good as sex

lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 1d

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 2d

this post saved my life

Saint JESSICA DUNN ROVINELLI @jdrllc.bsky.social · 2d

many of you need to eat a sandwich. just go eat a sandwich it’s 1:30 it’s a great time for a sandwich

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 2d

the government is trying to distract me from their occupation of major american cities by showing me women with beautiful asses and sadly it’s working

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 7d

lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 8d

a t shirt that says “smol bean fucker”

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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 11d

it’s so funny how every single one of the infinite subway ads for that evil AI friend necklace have been angrily vandalized just like this. i love new york

the subway ad for the ai friend necklace, vandalized with “SCAB,” “FUCK THIS SHIT,” “If you need this you’re BORING!!!!” and “I WILL PUNCH YOU,” all clearly by different people

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 12d

you remind me of this other undateable girl i know

lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 12d

humans still solo the whole lineup

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 12d

The main animals are probably
- dog
- cat
- chicken
- bird (different from chicken)
- fish
- shark
- snake
- elephant
- horse
- lion
- tiger (includes cheetah & jaguar)
- bear
- cow
- pig
- sheep
- frog
- giraffe
- and of course monkey (same as ape)
Honorable mentions going to zebra & penguin. Duh

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 12d

lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 15d

a facetime call that starts with her shitting and then leads to her breaking up with you and then ends with her shitting ✅

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lyly @ilovelying.bsky.social · 15d

i’m bisexual so i can say this

Saint JESSICA DUNN ROVINELLI @jdrllc.bsky.social · 15d

“to be bisexual you have to have sucked dick and eaten pussy in a twelve hour window and it cant be in a threesome or for work” — @ilovelying.bsky.social

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jackie ess @essj.bsky.social · 17d

Just learned that one of you acted in a manner somewhat beneath yourself in a moment of weakness and insecurity and yes genuine pain. And that in that moment what should have been your problems became someone else’s problems? Considering how best to punish this good and hard