jackie ess
essj.bsky.social
jackie ess
@essj.bsky.social
writer in a quiet phase. mostly music here
This justifies my insanely prejudiced personal attitudes and life’s mission against the equality of certain groups btw.
February 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
It really just goes to show, that for any iid random variables X_i with mean zero and variance one and not having heavy tails, as guaranteed by the presence of higher moments, 1/sqrt(n) (X_ + … + X_n) is going to look a LOT like a bell when n is large… sometimes even if they aren’t iid….
Forgive me, Jesus, because I genuinely deeply enjoy how perpetually unhappy and desolate these losers are.
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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CHRÉTIEN: At this moment, our friend from the south has created a mood that a Canadian have never been so proud to be Canadian ... The desire to have a referendum is very low in Quebec. I don't know what the hell is going on in Alberta.

HARPER: I didn't sign the petition.
February 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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I hadn’t known this. Two men who were accused of sexual abuse on the Shitty Media Men document that I created back in 2017 reached out to Michael Wolff for help as they looked to sue me, and Wolf forwarded their concerns to Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein offered to help. www.jmail.world/thread/EFTA0...
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
sometimes people decide to tell you exactly who they are
Presented without comment. I just want everyone here to know.

I want you to know what you're looking at the next time you see this guy being interviewed or RTed by an Abundance bro.

1/8
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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in reactionary centrism, “everything is always backlash, never a self-generated political project. As a result, it takes a while to wake up to the reality that, for instance, Stephen Miller’s ethnic cleansing project is self-generated…”
Beware of ‘anti-woke’ liberals: they attacked the left and helped Trump win | Jan-Werner Müller
So-called ‘reactionary centrist’ pundits proclaimed that there was a global ‘vibe shift’ in favor of the right. They were wrong
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 AM
I think there is a lot more self-hate involved in claiming him as trans at all. how does one look at one of the worst guys ever and think "he's just like me... no... like US" ?
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
it would be kind of cool if I had "smart glasses" leveraging this technology that made everybody look exactly the same, specifically like Kevin Kline in the eighties. I feel it might make me fairer to people, and a bit more interested in what they say.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 1d
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 AM
some will say this technology is worthless or creepy, but it does at least slightly increase the chances that we get to see a benjamin button sequel or I guess prequel, if that's something that for some reason you want to see
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 1d
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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To add to this, Richard Dawkins (biologist). Complaining about Rebecca Watson. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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please do not allow righteous anger at industrial scale assault and abuse make you into a conspiratorial loon who hangs on salacious detail and loses the plot. the powerful have a huge incentive to shape our response to epstein into a mass psychosis event / bigotry to avoid being held to account
February 1, 2026 at 8:40 AM
asking for a friend: what's the best steroid stack for men over seventy?
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I think we would know if this were a solved problem.
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
what if there was a longevity drug or diet or exercise protocol or supplement stack, and they didn't give it to joe biden, or they tried and he refused to take it, preferring to raw dog dementia
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
some will say that "longevity expert" is a nonsensical category, but you've got to admit he's looking pretty good for a guy that's 120 years old. I'd like to know how he did it
February 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Harold Land - Short Subject [from A New Shade Of Blue, 1971] youtu.be/IUKK9ZT83ro?...
Harold Land - Short Subject
YouTube video by Time Warp (Distorsion Temporelle)
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
middle C
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
May 9 vs May 10. Mandelson feeding Epstein information in advance of Gordon Brown stepping down.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
funny (not so funny) to compare this to the rationalizations of Brexit in circulation at the time
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
last I checked, tesla is ultra-reliant on sales in China, to the point that it would not be an exaggeration to say that their entire ability to be a profitable company is in Beijing's hands.
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
feel bad for anyone who only voted for cuomo because of the woody allen endorsement. what a betrayal
February 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Harsh but if it’s as you say…
February 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Oh no. I haven’t dug into that, can you send me something to read about it?
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM