I'm Mat Elfring
@immatelfring.com
Communications Manager At Oni Press
Dumb podcast person
Human Rights & Working Class advocate
I like Wrestling!
Prev.: GameSpot, Comic Vine, Meow Wolf, Stand-up comedy
My views are my own.
https://www.patreon.com/c/immatelfring
Dumb podcast person
Human Rights & Working Class advocate
I like Wrestling!
Prev.: GameSpot, Comic Vine, Meow Wolf, Stand-up comedy
My views are my own.
https://www.patreon.com/c/immatelfring
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I'm Mat Elfring
@immatelfring.com
· Oct 16
Happy birthday to you.
(This is an evergreen post for when it applies to you)
(This is an evergreen post for when it applies to you)
Hold on, little girl...
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hold on, little girl...
My favorite thing about capitalism is that when one sector funded by billionaires crashes, the government bails them out, and the regular, average taxpayer has to pay for it.
Really excited to have my taxes go to the bailout of the AI crash.
We need italics on here for something for sarcasm.
Really excited to have my taxes go to the bailout of the AI crash.
We need italics on here for something for sarcasm.
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My favorite thing about capitalism is that when one sector funded by billionaires crashes, the government bails them out, and the regular, average taxpayer has to pay for it.
Really excited to have my taxes go to the bailout of the AI crash.
We need italics on here for something for sarcasm.
Really excited to have my taxes go to the bailout of the AI crash.
We need italics on here for something for sarcasm.
"100% of people polled around the world love Demolition Man."
(I was the only person polled)
(I was the only person polled)
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"100% of people polled around the world love Demolition Man."
(I was the only person polled)
(I was the only person polled)
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CHRIS HAYNER GETS PRANKED SO HARD!
NEW EPISODE!
@haynerland.com gets pranked so hard that he almost gives me his credit card number! Also, a nice Q&A at the end from new fans!
Threading links: Apple
@haynerland.com gets pranked so hard that he almost gives me his credit card number! Also, a nice Q&A at the end from new fans!
Threading links: Apple
Chris Hayner Gets Pranked So Hard That He Almost Gives Me His Credit Card Number
Podcast Episode · I Don't Know What To Do With Mat Elfring · 11/25/2025 · 15m
podcasts.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
CHRIS HAYNER GETS PRANKED SO HARD!
CHRIS HAYNER GETS PRANKED SO HARD!
NEW EPISODE!
@haynerland.com gets pranked so hard that he almost gives me his credit card number! Also, a nice Q&A at the end from new fans!
Threading links: Apple
@haynerland.com gets pranked so hard that he almost gives me his credit card number! Also, a nice Q&A at the end from new fans!
Threading links: Apple
Chris Hayner Gets Pranked So Hard That He Almost Gives Me His Credit Card Number
Podcast Episode · I Don't Know What To Do With Mat Elfring · 11/25/2025 · 15m
podcasts.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
CHRIS HAYNER GETS PRANKED SO HARD!
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So @nathanielpiha.bsky.social suggested we frame some of the @eccomics.bsky.social @oni-press.bsky.social BLOOD TYPE covers. Great idea! They are all beautiful but we did a set of the gorgeous @patriciamartinn.bsky.social alternates and just look how nice they look together 🩸
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
So @nathanielpiha.bsky.social suggested we frame some of the @eccomics.bsky.social @oni-press.bsky.social BLOOD TYPE covers. Great idea! They are all beautiful but we did a set of the gorgeous @patriciamartinn.bsky.social alternates and just look how nice they look together 🩸
There have been a lot of big budget movies filmed in my city, but is this the only one that takes place in it.
A movie that took local lore and legend about a haunted road and its connection to the Underground Railroad and completely botched the story, which was written by someone who lives here.
A movie that took local lore and legend about a haunted road and its connection to the Underground Railroad and completely botched the story, which was written by someone who lives here.
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
There have been a lot of big budget movies filmed in my city, but is this the only one that takes place in it.
A movie that took local lore and legend about a haunted road and its connection to the Underground Railroad and completely botched the story, which was written by someone who lives here.
A movie that took local lore and legend about a haunted road and its connection to the Underground Railroad and completely botched the story, which was written by someone who lives here.
Nothing but love for @thesmokingmanx.bsky.social and @haynerland.com.
By the way, it's National Editor Appreciation Day.
Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.
So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.
So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nothing but love for @thesmokingmanx.bsky.social and @haynerland.com.
This may be a bit more common knowledge, but regardless, useless.
These games all take place or feature Capcom's Metro City:
Final Fight
Street Fighter
Captain Commando
The two men in the opening of Street Fighter 2 are Scott and Max.
Thread-ish...
These games all take place or feature Capcom's Metro City:
Final Fight
Street Fighter
Captain Commando
The two men in the opening of Street Fighter 2 are Scott and Max.
Thread-ish...
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This may be a bit more common knowledge, but regardless, useless.
These games all take place or feature Capcom's Metro City:
Final Fight
Street Fighter
Captain Commando
The two men in the opening of Street Fighter 2 are Scott and Max.
Thread-ish...
These games all take place or feature Capcom's Metro City:
Final Fight
Street Fighter
Captain Commando
The two men in the opening of Street Fighter 2 are Scott and Max.
Thread-ish...
Welcome to 2025. The Chicago Bears are 8-3 and I threw out my back playing catch with my son.
We are all truly heroes.
We are all truly heroes.
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Welcome to 2025. The Chicago Bears are 8-3 and I threw out my back playing catch with my son.
We are all truly heroes.
We are all truly heroes.
They found him. He's safe.
Someone please call Mrs. Chicago Bears to see if she can find D'Andre Swift. I fear he has gone missing.
Have you seen this boy?
Have you seen this boy?
a bears football player is kneeling on the field with the words tough down behind him
Alt: a bears football player is kneeling on the field with the words tough down behind him
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
They found him. He's safe.
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Don’t forget why a lot of these Right Wing extremist accounts exist in the first place. It is very lucrative. If you are in a poor country it is EXTREMELY easy to setup a couple of right wing propaganda accounts and make a very healthy living.
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Don’t forget why a lot of these Right Wing extremist accounts exist in the first place. It is very lucrative. If you are in a poor country it is EXTREMELY easy to setup a couple of right wing propaganda accounts and make a very healthy living.
Someone please call Mrs. Chicago Bears to see if she can find D'Andre Swift. I fear he has gone missing.
Have you seen this boy?
Have you seen this boy?
a bears football player is kneeling on the field with the words tough down behind him
Alt: a bears football player is kneeling on the field with the words tough down behind him
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Someone please call Mrs. Chicago Bears to see if she can find D'Andre Swift. I fear he has gone missing.
Have you seen this boy?
Have you seen this boy?
I'd like to start a petition to rename Bad Ass Billy Gunn to Tush Push Billy Gunn.
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'd like to start a petition to rename Bad Ass Billy Gunn to Tush Push Billy Gunn.
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
The NFL on CBS: We are constantly cutting away to commercials or highlights of other games during important plays.
Also, we have like 14 police procedurals.
Also, we have like 14 police procedurals.
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The NFL on CBS: We are constantly cutting away to commercials or highlights of other games during important plays.
Also, we have like 14 police procedurals.
Also, we have like 14 police procedurals.
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Regret to report that there has been another good linkedin post
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Regret to report that there has been another good linkedin post
I bought my car 3 years ago.
Today, I hit 4,000 miles on it.
Today, I hit 4,000 miles on it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I bought my car 3 years ago.
Today, I hit 4,000 miles on it.
Today, I hit 4,000 miles on it.
You know what I hate about the term "bi-weekly?" It can mean twice a week OR every two weeks. It's confusing. Same goes for bi-monthly.
Regardless, I Don't Know What To Do With Mat Elfring comes out every two weeks on Tuesdays. I don't have energy for a weekly show right now that's THIS popular.
Regardless, I Don't Know What To Do With Mat Elfring comes out every two weeks on Tuesdays. I don't have energy for a weekly show right now that's THIS popular.
New episode on Tuesday! (We're bi-weekly. I'm so busy!)
Here's a taste of what's going to happen. @haynerland.com gets pranked by a fake politician who might not be fake at all!
Also, I answer fan mail!
Here's a taste of what's going to happen. @haynerland.com gets pranked by a fake politician who might not be fake at all!
Also, I answer fan mail!
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You know what I hate about the term "bi-weekly?" It can mean twice a week OR every two weeks. It's confusing. Same goes for bi-monthly.
Regardless, I Don't Know What To Do With Mat Elfring comes out every two weeks on Tuesdays. I don't have energy for a weekly show right now that's THIS popular.
Regardless, I Don't Know What To Do With Mat Elfring comes out every two weeks on Tuesdays. I don't have energy for a weekly show right now that's THIS popular.
If younger people ask you about burning CDs, please tell them you were literally burning CDs to keep evil beings trapped in the woods.
To add to this new lore,
CD-R=Compact Disc Ritual
CD-RW=Compact Disc Ritual Witches/Warlocks.
To add to this new lore,
CD-R=Compact Disc Ritual
CD-RW=Compact Disc Ritual Witches/Warlocks.
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If younger people ask you about burning CDs, please tell them you were literally burning CDs to keep evil beings trapped in the woods.
To add to this new lore,
CD-R=Compact Disc Ritual
CD-RW=Compact Disc Ritual Witches/Warlocks.
To add to this new lore,
CD-R=Compact Disc Ritual
CD-RW=Compact Disc Ritual Witches/Warlocks.
Big shoutout to my November 21st heroes.
Happy birthday to you.
(This is an evergreen post for when it applies to you)
(This is an evergreen post for when it applies to you)
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Big shoutout to my November 21st heroes.
We already know how I feel about LinkedIn.
However, how do I ban messages like this from my life.
Also, I wasn't looking to make a Shopify account for my award-winning podcast @i-dontknowwhattodo.bsky.social, but now I am! Thanks Arthur!
However, how do I ban messages like this from my life.
Also, I wasn't looking to make a Shopify account for my award-winning podcast @i-dontknowwhattodo.bsky.social, but now I am! Thanks Arthur!
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
We already know how I feel about LinkedIn.
However, how do I ban messages like this from my life.
Also, I wasn't looking to make a Shopify account for my award-winning podcast @i-dontknowwhattodo.bsky.social, but now I am! Thanks Arthur!
However, how do I ban messages like this from my life.
Also, I wasn't looking to make a Shopify account for my award-winning podcast @i-dontknowwhattodo.bsky.social, but now I am! Thanks Arthur!
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Buried the lede here
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Buried the lede here