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Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 16h

*generative this is how you know I’m real, I post typos

Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 16h

MLS is now using Generativr AI to create match summary reporte and they’re as soulless as you’d expect.

But MLS is also accepting feedback so rake them here fam

www.mlssoccer.com/news/match-r...

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Match Recap: Orlando City SC 1, Vancouver Whitecaps FC 2 – October 11 | MLSSoccer.com

Vancouver Whitecaps FC defeated Orlando City 1–2 on Saturday at Inter&Co Stadium in MLS Regular Season action.

www.mlssoccer.com

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Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 17h

Thomas Müller.

That’s the skeet.

#VWFC

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Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 1d

What’s a bit striking to me is that the Whitecaps’ official YT account posted that interview in full, and then took it down today, reposted an hour later without the entire segment with Har. Seems like maybe the brass felt it didn’t come off as jovial as everyone else did.

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Chris from 231 @from231.ca · 3d

If you follow Canada Soccer at all, I encourage you to read this piece from Jasmine Mander. #CanMNT #CanWNT #CanXNT www.theplayerstribune.com/jasmine-mand...

What Actually Happened During the Canada Drone Scandal | By Jasmine Mander

I’m sorry for what happened. To the players, whose Olympic experience was sidetracked by this story. To the fans, who questioned their faith in the team.

www.theplayerstribune.com

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Chris from 231 @from231.ca · 4d

The latest #ViewFrom #VWFC newsletter just dropped! Props to @inanimatej.bsky.social talking @whitecapsfc.com, h/t to @blueheron.bsky.social for saying what needs to be said, and we're now in the Müller League Soccer era baby!

'Issue #29 - Müller League Soccer' - buttondown.com/from231/arch...

Issue #29 - Müller League Soccer

Exploring Thomas Müller's impact on Whitecaps FC, discussing game strategies, concern over Jayden Nelson's performances, and becoming sports parents.

buttondown.com

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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 6d

Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊

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Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 6d

It’s sure money!

Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 6d

@asarehman.bsky.social after a pretty lethal second half after the subs, this halftime thought still rings pretty true for me - Caps seemed much more tuned into each other once Jayden came off #VWFC

Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 6d

Pretty sure Halbouni is still nursing the hip knock too.

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Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 6d

I hate to say this, but it feels like Nelson just hasn’t really bought into the team-first mentality on the ball. Hardly looks up to make the selfless layoffs, the thru-balls, etc. Dribbling straight into Daniel when Ali’s an easy layoff to tap-in is kind of unforgivable with it this close #VWFC

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Chris from 231 @from231.ca · 10d

The latest #ViewFrom #VWFC newsletter just dropped! Can you believe the @whitecapsfc.com are FOUR-TIME-IN-A-ROW #CanChamp Champions?! And I'm not certain it could've been scripted any better - Gauld scores on his return!

'Issue #28 - Four. In. A. Row!' = buttondown.com/from231/arch...

Issue #28 - Four. In. A. Row!

We're celebrating Vancouver Whitecaps FC's Canadian Championship win, unexpected results and performances, and Gauld's return!

buttondown.com

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Vancouver Whitecaps FC @whitecapsfc.com · 10d

BATTLE OF THE NORTH IS BLUE & WHITE *ONCE AGAIN*! 🔵⚪️

#VWFC | #CanChamp

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Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 11d

It’ll be a good day for footy in the GVRD that’s for sure.

Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 11d

Boy is it ever

Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 11d

The lead was in fact, not safe

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Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 14d

Next one on Wednesday!

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Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 14d

WE KNOW WHO WE ARE
WE KNOW WHO WE ARE

KINGS Of CASCADIA
WE KNOW WHO WE ARE

#VWFC

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Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 14d

All of MLS has video on Jayden Nelson these days. If he evolved a new skill move he might finally start to produce for us. #VWFC

Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 14d

I meant 54’

Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 14d

14’ straight red for Nouhou and we cruise to a 3-0 win

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 17d

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

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Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 17d

@asarehman.bsky.social Spare a thought for how fractured the team seemed with their body language in the first half too. Halbouni having a go at Bovalina a couple times on chances given up. #VWFC

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Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 17d

With a 90’ effort and a full team, Portland doesn’t even come close to a point tonight. C’est la vie. On to the next game #VWFC

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Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye @inanimatej.bsky.social · 17d

What a brutal half to watch. Jesper better be doing his best Sir Alex impression with the hairdryer at half time #VWFC

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