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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking)
@inkyvalhalla.bsky.social
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Doing things here: instagram.com/the_hairy_viking Tattooist, Artist, plant eater 🌱 , karate practitioner, loves Vikings, spooky things, folklore, history, photography and art.
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · Sep 4
Eat plants, lift weights, drink coffee.
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d
Is that a wah pedal on your iPod? Hardcore shit!
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d
Ah yes, the sofa fucker as he’s known in Britain
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d
People should wear orange to show solidarity to the big demented tangerine rapist. Or not really. Don’t mention Epstein! Or do actually.
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you!
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d
@wolfyohare.bsky.social
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d
A quick catch up on Inktober. Here we have: sting, shredded and sweep. No digital stuff, just pens and scribbles
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d
@pgwodelouse.bsky.social more idiocy youtu.be/pg0qwU43AMU?...
Kings of Pain: 4 TERRIFYING INSECT BITES - "The Worst Pain I've Ever Felt!"
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d
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CREEPY CRAWLING CENTIPEDES INFLICT EXTREME PAIN | Kings of Pain (Season 2)
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 1d
Coyote Peterson. Yes he enjoys being stung by tormented insects. There is also the kings of pain series where out of scientific curiosity, two blokes get bitten, stung, envenomated and poisoned by various animals and mark it out of ten.
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
Pass the smelling salts
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
No skipping! Down that road madness lies! Stick with the bananas 💪
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
To a cat, developer is just a fancy toilet, a dark room but an ambush site!
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
@worldofwoe.bsky.social you slaaaaaag
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
Like Geoff capes doing a Lidl advert. You were going anyway but now you must!
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
I’ve seen Henry’s armour in the Leeds museum. He wasn’t the big fat fuck history painted him. He was a monster and athletic. Don’t think the pope had much sway really. He was like a ginger Tyson with a sword and an army! 😳
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah I remember double dropping micro dots. Same energy
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
They have no decorum! I spent vast amounts of my day retrieving art supplies and disc entangling my laptop wires from a furious feline futurist! It’s all concrete and obtuse angles with these megalomaniac le corbusiers!
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
Burn them all and let their god sort em out? Indeed!
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
It’s the moustache that gave him the name.
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
Remember the cats upstairs and the chaos to the engrossed photographer! They interrupt everything! Timing means nothing to a cats agenda
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
Yes Edgar Allen Poe takes his dog domineering ever seriously too
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
I trust you upended all the IPA tables!
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
It’s the ears! Nobody could distrust revs ears! It’s like doggy meth!

Oh I’m more of a cat perso… oh my! Them ears! Etc.

Max is in good paws here! Glad he’s loving it! 🥰
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
We’re all descended from Adam and Eve!

But the flood killed everyone apart from Noah and his sons!

Well?

Erm… you see.. basic biology tells us…

Blasphemy!
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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking) @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 2d
It’s ok but it’s not as good as a decent veggie meal. Fine for a quick dinner or busy day, but that’s just my preference. My protein do a good vegan protein mix that’s better for me but again that’s my personal choice
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