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Matt E. Spooks

@innerpartisan.bsky.social

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Space Viking from planet Death Metal. Posts auf Englisch and in German. he/him, not actually named Matt. CN: I occasionally post (fictional) gore, such as album covers and movie clips. Auf den Trümmern das Paradies.

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Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 20d

i'm joining the war on drugs on the side of drugs

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JetpackJustin☭ @jetpackjustin.bsky.social · 33m

Golden Indiana

Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 53m

Your Dune name is your favorite kink + a midwestern US state.

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mind bugbear @denimdijkstra.bsky.social · 9h

My favorite bit is that she could have avoided the injury altogether, but instead chose to postpone it because she knew that thinking of herself as entirely above causality would lead her down a dark path.

Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 10h

sometimes i think about Granny Weatherwax catching a sword in her hand out of the air and smiling smugly at her attacker

and its only a week later when her hand is bandaged cause she decided she didnt have time to be injured that day so rescheduled it to some point in the future

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Garr, Spooky Loadtank @hoebigcat.bsky.social · 40m

Rim Montana.

Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 53m

Your Dune name is your favorite kink + a midwestern US state.

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Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 51m

kraft!

Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 52m

sog solide unterhaltung

Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 53m

Your Dune name is your favorite kink + a midwestern US state.

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Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 56m

ich glaube, der heißt kyle katarn

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Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 1h

Und wenn ich sage was ich über ihn denke, bekomme *ich* Probleme.

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Nils C. Kumkar @nilskumkar.bsky.social · 1h

Wie die Wokeness den Westen zerstört:

American Association of Wine Economists AAWE @wineecon.bsky.social · 1d

"No more than a liter of wine a day" - In the early 1950s, when French wine consumption was 140+ liters/capita, France launched the campaign "Santé Sobriété" to limit alcohol consumption. In 1954, Philippe Foré became the chief designer. #WineHistory`

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Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 6h

you gotta prophesize your return after an unspecified amount of time, that's how the pros do it.

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That oOooOootter Sarah @simsarah.bsky.social · 7h

In case the actual serious reasons to be disgusted with the NYT aren't enough for you, Wirecutter posted this article and did not reference Sam Vimes ONCE:

Screenshot from NYT Wirecutter headlined "These Boots Have Lasted Me 12 Years. Unfortunately, They're $600" with a graphic of a pair of (presumably quite nice) boots.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 9h

die franzosen kopieren nämlich niemand, und niemand kopiert die franzosen, muss man wissen!

Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 9h

What if I take your head and dunk it in a toilet?

Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 10h

nee das wäre mir zu anstrengend

Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 11h

also nachts zusammen mit meinen bandkollegen in brand stecken?

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Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 11h

Drake's case against Kendrick got thrown out, his complaints were too minor.

Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 11h

Say what you will about The Americans, but at least one thing the show accurately displayed was how fucking depressing spycraft actually is. That's also why Tinker Tailor Solider Spy is one of the greatest movies ever made.

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Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 11h

lmao owned

Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 12h

I like the scene with the Star Trek music!

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12h

One big reason why all these assholes are pushing the autism button so hard is:

For-profit institutionalization gives them guaranteed and *monetized* access to children they can sexually abuse, and all these freaks are Epstein associates

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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 13h

MILITARY/AV_8B.GIF

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Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 13h

What's Stormtroopers of Death doing these days?

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 13h

The Cool Zone
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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 13h

groceries and consumer goods way higher, higher deductibles/employee contributions for health and other benefits, weaker dollar, frozen labor market. this is an incredible squeeze!

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Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 13h

I'm a bit of a gun guy, and I laughed, very loud, when I read that some chuds literally blew their own balls off a few years ago; when there was this viral trend among conservative to own the libs by posting pics of themselves carrying loaded handguns in their belts, lmao.