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· May 13
George w bush did 9/11 so he could aura farm at the first pitch of the subway series
Cause I’m too benson. And I’m too fucking Boone
February 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Cause I’m too benson. And I’m too fucking Boone
Ah yes. “Impeach” them all
Can we just impeach the president, vice-president, and the necessary civil officers in one go? It'd be nice to clean house.
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Ah yes. “Impeach” them all
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bluesky is "The Land of 10,000 Dumbass College Professors"
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
January 31, 2026 at 11:59 PM
bluesky is "The Land of 10,000 Dumbass College Professors"
I like sirhan sirhan as an irrational confidence guy
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I like sirhan sirhan as an irrational confidence guy
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A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
She’s just wifeslop bro. You only like her because she’s your wife
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
She’s just wifeslop bro. You only like her because she’s your wife
Why do people think what Luigi mangione did was justified? He didn’t do anything. He was minding his own business in a Pennsylvania McDonald’s and then had evidence planted on him
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Why do people think what Luigi mangione did was justified? He didn’t do anything. He was minding his own business in a Pennsylvania McDonald’s and then had evidence planted on him
MY WIFE: you have to stop day trading. I feel like you haven’t seen me, really seen me in years. I’m going to stay at my sister’s for the next little while and I don’t know what’s next.
ME, DUMBFOUNDED AT THE PRICE OF SILVER: the world is a vampire..
ME, DUMBFOUNDED AT THE PRICE OF SILVER: the world is a vampire..
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
MY WIFE: you have to stop day trading. I feel like you haven’t seen me, really seen me in years. I’m going to stay at my sister’s for the next little while and I don’t know what’s next.
ME, DUMBFOUNDED AT THE PRICE OF SILVER: the world is a vampire..
ME, DUMBFOUNDED AT THE PRICE OF SILVER: the world is a vampire..
Luigi mangione is genuinely an innocent man. He is one of the clearest patsies in world history
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Luigi mangione is genuinely an innocent man. He is one of the clearest patsies in world history
The whiskers enhance your mouselike features
Even in our polarized country, more and more people from left, right, and center are coalescing to demand change.
It's happening because a freedom-loving nation does not allow masked, militarized government agents to violate our civil liberties.
It's happening because a freedom-loving nation does not allow masked, militarized government agents to violate our civil liberties.
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 PM
The whiskers enhance your mouselike features
Congressional dems will holler about impeaching noem because they want a scapegoat for policies they enjoy instead of doing something productive like separating her head from her shoulders
January 30, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Congressional dems will holler about impeaching noem because they want a scapegoat for policies they enjoy instead of doing something productive like separating her head from her shoulders
So the angle the dems are taking now is that noem is uniquely bad and should be impeached because otherwise ice would be completely fine? Is that right?
January 30, 2026 at 5:00 AM
So the angle the dems are taking now is that noem is uniquely bad and should be impeached because otherwise ice would be completely fine? Is that right?
You might be a redneck if when you uh. When you when the. When the when you when
January 30, 2026 at 4:28 AM
You might be a redneck if when you uh. When you when the. When the when you when
Gay Kendrick be like: I got a swimming pool full of penis imma dive in
January 29, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Gay Kendrick be like: I got a swimming pool full of penis imma dive in
Kristi noem should be executed by 5 horse dismemberment!
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Kristi noem should be executed by 5 horse dismemberment!
Hey it’s ya Spotify dj X here. I’m gonna throw it to an artist you might not be familiar with, Noah Kahan, why don’t you check him out.
NOW PLAYING: TOOL
NOW PLAYING: TOOL
January 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Hey it’s ya Spotify dj X here. I’m gonna throw it to an artist you might not be familiar with, Noah Kahan, why don’t you check him out.
NOW PLAYING: TOOL
NOW PLAYING: TOOL
Sickening. You can tell chuck schumer genuinely thinks he deserves to live
January 29, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Sickening. You can tell chuck schumer genuinely thinks he deserves to live
Bro they’re cooking you on bluesky 😂 They said your post was an Epic Fail 🤣
January 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Bro they’re cooking you on bluesky 😂 They said your post was an Epic Fail 🤣
The name’s hole. Ass hole.
January 29, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The name’s hole. Ass hole.
Periodt!
Nahhh but Peter do be fighting with that chicken tho! Chile!
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Periodt!
Let’s get this one trending team
In all honesty we should be doing mass hangings of powerful conservatives. This would be an effective way to deter people from being ideologically impure. We could air it on Fox News.
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Let’s get this one trending team