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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
#Kill all ICE agents
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Veterans be like “erm can I get 10% off my coffee? I orphaned sixteen Arab children and killed several more”
January 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Yes I am white. I am a fuckin bum. I do want you to beat me off and make me cum
October 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Let’s get this one some traction team
Anyone else up feeding their hands to the lawnmower blade
October 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Anyone else up feeding their hands to the lawnmower blade
July 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
How do I get one of those cool rude tags applied to my profile. Can I tell politicians to kill themselves?
October 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It’s cool that a fascist demagogue is dead
September 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Hawk Utah
September 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Anyone else up feeding their hands to the lawnmower blade
July 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’m sorry i cant work at target stocking shelves and collecting carts. I have adhd, im autistic. And i have long covid.
June 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Cumming out of my balls and penis.
June 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Congratulations to hawk tuah for turning one years old today
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It’s hawk tuah’s birthday today. Hawk tuah is turning 1
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy birthday hawk tuah
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Resisting the urge to comment “he will grow up to be fat and gay just like his father” on my friends wife’s instagram photos of their newborn
June 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
How this make you feel white boy?
May 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Joseph Robinette Biden is that you? I heard you were sexually harassing an intern as big as a damn bus! Ooh boy when doctor jill hears about this she’s gonna tan your hide boy. She’s gonna paint your back porch red. #JoeBiden #Prostate #ProstateCancer #Winning
May 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Joseph Robinette Biden is that you? I heard you were building a prostate as big as a damn bus! Lol #ProstateCancer
May 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
My reddit karma is being held in escrow
May 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I think Hamas would be a beautiful name for a baby boy.
May 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
They call it mansplaining because men are so good at explaining. Just like how women are really good at spending $2000 in one week on stupid bullshit
May 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM