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I’m so curious 🤪

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning

My old boss is piiiiiiiissssed 😂😂😂

It’s not a coincidence—it’s a warning.

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

I can’t stop thinking about that angler fish

People at the gym be takin the stinkiest shits

People at the gym be takin the stinkiest shits

Ok hear me out… a Kendrick & Lin Manuel collab would be fire. It’d have to be the right project, but like…I can see them making magic together

This feels so relevant right now.

We need Pete Buttigieg as a clear messenger, more than ever.

Our rent is crazy affordable and close to our jobs, so it’s hard to want to move. I think the landlords want us to cave so they can charge more for this spot

There’s been a couple instances where I’ve had to call the cops. I called this time, but they always tell me my only option is restraining order, but there’s a ton of different people coming and going from here & I don’t know any of their names. My landlord has stopped responding -_-

My neighbors are selling drugs out of the apartment, the men constantly harass us. Today this woman, out of her mind came to our door saying she’s highway patrol. It’s constant weird shit over here 🙃

Now another one is coming to my door saying she’s the sheriff and for us to stop “knocking on her door” & calling the cops on her. Literally wtf?!

Wife: “What does JD even stand for? Probably something stupid like James Dick”

I smell like campfire from last night’s jam sesh

Could have been at work, instead I’m at a blokus tournament