iota
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Kinky chicago lawyer-dog who posts mostly jokes, sometimes politics, sometimes NSFW (be forewarned!), and a few photos. #avgeek | he/him
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A bard that is actually a house DJ and summons toadstools to act as his decks.
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
A bard that is actually a house DJ and summons toadstools to act as his decks.
Those of you saying that this episode of #HeatedRivalry was “emotionally devastating” are woefully unprepared for what’s coming.
a man is sitting at a table in front of a microphone .
ALT: a man is sitting at a table in front of a microphone .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Those of you saying that this episode of #HeatedRivalry was “emotionally devastating” are woefully unprepared for what’s coming.
It’s been a busy 10 days 😳 #gamechangers #heatedrivalry
December 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It’s been a busy 10 days 😳 #gamechangers #heatedrivalry
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December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
THEY RENEWED HEATED RIVALRY FOR SEASON 2!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
THEY RENEWED HEATED RIVALRY FOR SEASON 2!!!!
I like to believe that Lester Leeman got angry about that year’s bonus, moved to beautiful Mt Rose, Minnesota and opened a furniture store in the world’s largest Conestoga wagon while his daughter, Becky ran for Miss American Teen Princess. #ChristmasVacation #DropDeadGorgeous
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I like to believe that Lester Leeman got angry about that year’s bonus, moved to beautiful Mt Rose, Minnesota and opened a furniture store in the world’s largest Conestoga wagon while his daughter, Becky ran for Miss American Teen Princess. #ChristmasVacation #DropDeadGorgeous
In 8 days I’ve read 3 out of 6 of these gay hockey books. Yes they’re sexy as fuck but they also are wonderfully heartfelt and funny. 🥹🥹🥹
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
In 8 days I’ve read 3 out of 6 of these gay hockey books. Yes they’re sexy as fuck but they also are wonderfully heartfelt and funny. 🥹🥹🥹
This dishwasher needs to calm down
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This dishwasher needs to calm down
I trust Siri to answer less-than-important questions.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I trust Siri to answer less-than-important questions.
Kip is a nickname for Christopher?!
a woman in a black dress is asking the question the whole time .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is asking the question the whole time .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Kip is a nickname for Christopher?!
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One of my favorite internet dogs died today, and I'm really sad. RIP Bella. 😏 (that was how she smiled)
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
One of my favorite internet dogs died today, and I'm really sad. RIP Bella. 😏 (that was how she smiled)
The creator of Heated Rivalry is Glen the preacher from Letterkenny?!?
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The creator of Heated Rivalry is Glen the preacher from Letterkenny?!?
The Foley artists working on Heated Rivalry deserve awards…
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Foley artists working on Heated Rivalry deserve awards…
Once again, my number one artist for the year is John Mayer followed by Carly Rae Jepsen. 😩
(FYI, my spotify has been cancelled)
(FYI, my spotify has been cancelled)
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Once again, my number one artist for the year is John Mayer followed by Carly Rae Jepsen. 😩
(FYI, my spotify has been cancelled)
(FYI, my spotify has been cancelled)
How has no one given me a Kinder Bueno before!? Three things are amazing!
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
How has no one given me a Kinder Bueno before!? Three things are amazing!
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I'm watching Heated Rivalry for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm watching Heated Rivalry for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
The Holiday is my favorite rom-com. Without a question. It is a wonderful, perfect movie.
a woman in a black dress is talking to a man in a suit .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is talking to a man in a suit .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The Holiday is my favorite rom-com. Without a question. It is a wonderful, perfect movie.
Thanksgiving in GA was good but I’m glad to be back in Chicago where half the roads arent named after the families of people I went to high school with.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thanksgiving in GA was good but I’m glad to be back in Chicago where half the roads arent named after the families of people I went to high school with.
Not a man on the ATL sky train having a full conversation in German while having an Argentina sticker on his suitcase 🤨
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Not a man on the ATL sky train having a full conversation in German while having an Argentina sticker on his suitcase 🤨
The “naughty” vs “nice” theme for #holidaybakingchampionship is an absolutely miss. This is infuriating. Just let them fucking bake.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The “naughty” vs “nice” theme for #holidaybakingchampionship is an absolutely miss. This is infuriating. Just let them fucking bake.
Sometimes you wander into a weird corner of the internet.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sometimes you wander into a weird corner of the internet.
Every time I teach a new person St. Louis bagel slicing, it brings me far more joy than it should. Every time:
Me: “They slice them differently.”
Them: “How? How can you slice a bagel differently?”
Me: *shows them a photo*
Them: “What the fuck is this?!?”
Me: “They slice them differently.”
Them: “How? How can you slice a bagel differently?”
Me: *shows them a photo*
Them: “What the fuck is this?!?”
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Every time I teach a new person St. Louis bagel slicing, it brings me far more joy than it should. Every time:
Me: “They slice them differently.”
Them: “How? How can you slice a bagel differently?”
Me: *shows them a photo*
Them: “What the fuck is this?!?”
Me: “They slice them differently.”
Them: “How? How can you slice a bagel differently?”
Me: *shows them a photo*
Them: “What the fuck is this?!?”