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@iotapup.bsky.social
Kinky chicago lawyer-dog who posts mostly jokes, sometimes politics, sometimes NSFW (be forewarned!), and a few photos. #avgeek | he/him

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For all my Star Trek fans out there.
Such a fucking embarrassment to the BU community. Fuck that guy.
Zac Segal, Boston U runner and Young Republican alerted ICE to a car wash in Allston MA which had immigrants working - he said they were taking US jobs. ICE raided the car wash. All detained had legal status according to their lawyer.

Segal was born and schooled in London. 🙄
Student Republican who called ICE on car wash faces backlash
An attorney for those detained said, "Is he taking a college seat away from an American since he's from London?"
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November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This week’s episode of @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social was absolute perfect chaos 😂 @samreich.bsky.social stood no chance. I’m dying😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I had to wear a FULL suit today 🥺
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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"Centrists" have commitment issues
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Episode 3 of Pluribus confirmed that the plane she’s using is an Airbus A330. And I love that 1) I guessed it. And 2) that someone FINALLY ensured that interior and exterior shots were an A330.

There’s nothing worse than a 2 engine takeoff sequence and a 4 engine landing sequence.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This will hurt you more than me. I can sleep right through the apnea. You definitely can't.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sam Kirk spin off series when?
a man in a star trek uniform is sitting at a table and says are you serious
ALT: a man in a star trek uniform is sitting at a table and says are you serious
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November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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the og goon cave.
this is what they stole from you
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just got flirted with by the handsome cashier at a Trader Joe’s in the suburbs! 💁‍♀️

Still got it!
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ugh but my doctor is a twink. 😩
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If you start your email with, "I found your profile on LinkedIn" I know that they probably actually haven't OR they definitely didn't look at my profile that hasn't been updated since 2012....
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What's the Miracle Mile?
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I thought about writing an email to my senator, Dick Durbin, since his voicemail is full. Especially given that Speaker Johnson has emphatically said that there's probably not going to be a vote on ACA subsidies. But so far, all I can come up with is "WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!?"

God the dems are 🗑️
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m not English. I shouldn’t have to deal with this.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Had an incredible massage today.

Objectively it’s kind of fascinating that we pay people a lot of money to rub us for an hour.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
But IM the one who wants to be controlled 🥺
Men with thick thighs think they can control me, first of all, you can. 🥹
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I wish "the mayor-elect has opened a portal" had more sci-fi/fantasy implications
We’re hiring!

Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.

Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Is this my greatest weakness? Is this how someone defeats me?
When I’m super stoned and an electric or hybrid car drives by the sound makes my brain feel like it’s collapsing.

This would make me shut down in the middle of a street. 😑
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
When I’m super stoned and an electric or hybrid car drives by the sound makes my brain feel like it’s collapsing.

This would make me shut down in the middle of a street. 😑
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Oh hello there lil fella!
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I just fell to my knees! I need this ASAP!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This are going great on the other app.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Anyone with the Mamdani copypasta?
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM