iota
@iotapup.bsky.social
Kinky chicago lawyer-dog who posts mostly jokes, sometimes politics, sometimes NSFW (be forewarned!), and a few photos. #avgeek | he/him
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I had to wear a FULL suit today 🥺
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I had to wear a FULL suit today 🥺
I’m not English. I shouldn’t have to deal with this.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m not English. I shouldn’t have to deal with this.
Oh hello there lil fella!
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Oh hello there lil fella!
This are going great on the other app.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This are going great on the other app.
Grrr @dadthedoberman.com got tired of me talking.
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Grrr @dadthedoberman.com got tired of me talking.
“Is there some game where I just lie still on a comfy bed or something?”
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“Is there some game where I just lie still on a comfy bed or something?”
These two guys are DEFINITELY there for the protest and are absolutely not Feds.
October 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
These two guys are DEFINITELY there for the protest and are absolutely not Feds.
The bathroom at this office really came for me this morning 🥺
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The bathroom at this office really came for me this morning 🥺
Thankfully when exploring Empok Nor, Lars is very well aware of the Buddy System. (This is a niche joke for those who love Star Trek and the movie Heavyweights)
October 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Thankfully when exploring Empok Nor, Lars is very well aware of the Buddy System. (This is a niche joke for those who love Star Trek and the movie Heavyweights)
It’s good that Boots wasn’t around when I was a teenager because 13 year old iota would have DIED (and jerked off…. Repeatedly)
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s good that Boots wasn’t around when I was a teenager because 13 year old iota would have DIED (and jerked off…. Repeatedly)
There’s something about wearing these boots that makes me absolutely feral.
October 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
There’s something about wearing these boots that makes me absolutely feral.
Watching Great British Bakeoff after Alien: Earth… the sheep bleating in the transition took me by surprise.
October 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Watching Great British Bakeoff after Alien: Earth… the sheep bleating in the transition took me by surprise.
Can we give an award to whomever designed the Weyland-Yutani interlocking WY logo? Because that S-tier design.
October 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Can we give an award to whomever designed the Weyland-Yutani interlocking WY logo? Because that S-tier design.
Working from an office with no lamps. How do people do this every day?!
October 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Working from an office with no lamps. How do people do this every day?!
Goodnight to my internet friends.
-Me and Martie.
-Me and Martie.
October 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Goodnight to my internet friends.
-Me and Martie.
-Me and Martie.
Please respect my privacy during this time of mourning.
October 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Please respect my privacy during this time of mourning.
So @acozyitalian.bsky.social may not realize that Sesame Bean likes me more than him but… it’ll be fine.
October 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
So @acozyitalian.bsky.social may not realize that Sesame Bean likes me more than him but… it’ll be fine.
When the door guy says “have you been here before?” To a bar you’ve been to every other week for the last several years. 😑
October 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
When the door guy says “have you been here before?” To a bar you’ve been to every other week for the last several years. 😑
The workers at Jeni’s were confused when I told them about my shellfish allergy.
September 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The workers at Jeni’s were confused when I told them about my shellfish allergy.