Mike Elliott
@irishguy45.bsky.social
- MHT, NH - Meat Cutter, Marathon Runner, and Random Stuff Knower - I Lost on Jeopardy!...TWICE! - I'm Slowly Turning Into "That Guy Who Won't Shut Up About His Lawn"
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FOLKS IN MINNEAPOLIS:
SAVE all videos & photos from today. They will be valuable to prove the ICE agent --- who had time to move & re-position himself to the side of the victim's car to shoot into the driver's side window --- was not in reasonable fear of imminent serious physical injury or death.
SAVE all videos & photos from today. They will be valuable to prove the ICE agent --- who had time to move & re-position himself to the side of the victim's car to shoot into the driver's side window --- was not in reasonable fear of imminent serious physical injury or death.
January 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
FOLKS IN MINNEAPOLIS:
SAVE all videos & photos from today. They will be valuable to prove the ICE agent --- who had time to move & re-position himself to the side of the victim's car to shoot into the driver's side window --- was not in reasonable fear of imminent serious physical injury or death.
SAVE all videos & photos from today. They will be valuable to prove the ICE agent --- who had time to move & re-position himself to the side of the victim's car to shoot into the driver's side window --- was not in reasonable fear of imminent serious physical injury or death.
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
🎵DayQuil (ahh-AHHHH-ahh) 🎵
🎵Fighter of the NyQuil (ahh-AHHHH-ahh) 🎵
🎵Fighter of the NyQuil (ahh-AHHHH-ahh) 🎵
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 AM
🎵DayQuil (ahh-AHHHH-ahh) 🎵
🎵Fighter of the NyQuil (ahh-AHHHH-ahh) 🎵
🎵Fighter of the NyQuil (ahh-AHHHH-ahh) 🎵
Where were the other drugs going, Charlie Brown?
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Where were the other drugs going, Charlie Brown?
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8. According to a mega-hit released in 2007 by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain, what did Shawty get?
A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT & SHE NEEDS CASH NOW
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT & SHE NEEDS CASH NOW
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
September 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
8. According to a mega-hit released in 2007 by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain, what did Shawty get?
A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT & SHE NEEDS CASH NOW
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT & SHE NEEDS CASH NOW
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
If Jonathan Frakes walks up to the carving station at an Old Country Buffet, do they just have a duel of awkward questions?
September 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If Jonathan Frakes walks up to the carving station at an Old Country Buffet, do they just have a duel of awkward questions?
Now they need to paint this at center court. Also, @petemrogers.bsky.social , this needs to be turned into a masterpiece
August 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Now they need to paint this at center court. Also, @petemrogers.bsky.social , this needs to be turned into a masterpiece
I'm a butcher, and we get surprise audits all the f'ing time. And I simply work at a meat department at a Whole Foods.
“The Department of Homeland Security has formally instituted a new requirement that members of Congress and their staff provide a week of notice before they visit immigration detention facilities, a policy that is at odds with a federal law that allows lawmakers to make unannounced oversight trips.“
ICE to require lawmakers to give a week’s notice before detention visits.
www.nytimes.com
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm a butcher, and we get surprise audits all the f'ing time. And I simply work at a meat department at a Whole Foods.
"Dad & Dad Fight While Nation Sits on Stairs"
June 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"Dad & Dad Fight While Nation Sits on Stairs"
Ladies & gentlemen, the 2025 Boston Celtics!
May 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Ladies & gentlemen, the 2025 Boston Celtics!
May 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
That's quite the dilemma, innit 🙄🤦♂️
April 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That's quite the dilemma, innit 🙄🤦♂️
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Saw a cybertruck and my son asked why Elon Musk would think that looked good and I said "remember that drug they gave you at the hospital when you broke your arm, and you got scared and said everyone had 4 eyes? he takes that all the time"
February 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Saw a cybertruck and my son asked why Elon Musk would think that looked good and I said "remember that drug they gave you at the hospital when you broke your arm, and you got scared and said everyone had 4 eyes? he takes that all the time"
I would have gone with "Bishop takes cRook" myself. But maybe that's why I don't do this for a living
January 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I would have gone with "Bishop takes cRook" myself. But maybe that's why I don't do this for a living
So, who's the asshole who didn't vote Ichiro into the Baseball HOF?
January 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
So, who's the asshole who didn't vote Ichiro into the Baseball HOF?
How does Adrian find Rocky in the middle of fucking Siberia?
December 17, 2024 at 7:53 PM
How does Adrian find Rocky in the middle of fucking Siberia?
Has anyone else noticed that 2 of the most awful villains in iconic Christmas stories, Mr. Potter & Ebenezer Scrooge, were a couple of rich old men who overcharged rent for shitty housing and treated the working class like trash?
Just thought I'd point it out.
Just thought I'd point it out.
December 14, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Has anyone else noticed that 2 of the most awful villains in iconic Christmas stories, Mr. Potter & Ebenezer Scrooge, were a couple of rich old men who overcharged rent for shitty housing and treated the working class like trash?
Just thought I'd point it out.
Just thought I'd point it out.
So apparently Bluesky isn't immune to people hacking into accounts.
Sorry for that bit of nonsense folks.
Sorry for that bit of nonsense folks.
December 14, 2024 at 1:16 AM
So apparently Bluesky isn't immune to people hacking into accounts.
Sorry for that bit of nonsense folks.
Sorry for that bit of nonsense folks.
Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Wired: Rocky IV is a Christmas movie
Wired: Rocky IV is a Christmas movie
December 8, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Wired: Rocky IV is a Christmas movie
Wired: Rocky IV is a Christmas movie