Em
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very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
December 31, 2024 at 10:44 PM
very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
Seeing my friend today and I’ve decided to be good and drive rather than have many drinks, which is not very no cheeses for us meeses season of me
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Seeing my friend today and I’ve decided to be good and drive rather than have many drinks, which is not very no cheeses for us meeses season of me
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Massive props to Zack for this. This is absolutely wonderful
Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Massive props to Zack for this. This is absolutely wonderful
It is nearly no cheeses for us meeses season
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It is nearly no cheeses for us meeses season
Nicked my eldests gaming laptop and I’m playing Dispatch omg it’s so fun and genuinely funny, just did the first episode, hugely recommend this game it’s great
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Nicked my eldests gaming laptop and I’m playing Dispatch omg it’s so fun and genuinely funny, just did the first episode, hugely recommend this game it’s great
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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it’s really freeing to fire off 3 absolute dogshit posts and then plug my phone back into the charger in a different room
i can’t hear your boos and therefore they don’t exist and my posts are perfect goodbye
i can’t hear your boos and therefore they don’t exist and my posts are perfect goodbye
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
it’s really freeing to fire off 3 absolute dogshit posts and then plug my phone back into the charger in a different room
i can’t hear your boos and therefore they don’t exist and my posts are perfect goodbye
i can’t hear your boos and therefore they don’t exist and my posts are perfect goodbye
God I fucking love this guy so much
Watch her go through the stages of grief in, like, fifteen seconds as she realises that her worldview is nonsense. Hopefully she reaches acceptance soon.
The Labour Government: there to serve the
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
God I fucking love this guy so much
The S*n newspaper showed bedsheets covered in blood and it turned out it was her own which they made out to be the man she had abused, yet another reason that disgusting rag should be burned to the ground
Watching the Caroline Flack documentary on Disney. Only seen a bit but I don’t understand why they pushed so hard for a prosecution when there’s so many horrific abuse cases that get NFA’d all the time
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The S*n newspaper showed bedsheets covered in blood and it turned out it was her own which they made out to be the man she had abused, yet another reason that disgusting rag should be burned to the ground
Watching the Caroline Flack documentary on Disney. Only seen a bit but I don’t understand why they pushed so hard for a prosecution when there’s so many horrific abuse cases that get NFA’d all the time
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Watching the Caroline Flack documentary on Disney. Only seen a bit but I don’t understand why they pushed so hard for a prosecution when there’s so many horrific abuse cases that get NFA’d all the time
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My absolute fav. The caption, the pose. The setting.
Cliff, shit, just remembered we need one more picture for the calendar. Fuck it just grab the Custard Creams and riff with it.
Cliff, shit, just remembered we need one more picture for the calendar. Fuck it just grab the Custard Creams and riff with it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My absolute fav. The caption, the pose. The setting.
Cliff, shit, just remembered we need one more picture for the calendar. Fuck it just grab the Custard Creams and riff with it.
Cliff, shit, just remembered we need one more picture for the calendar. Fuck it just grab the Custard Creams and riff with it.
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A tax on milkshakes is some sort of Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants bastard move
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A tax on milkshakes is some sort of Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants bastard move
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Thank you to everyone who credited the original UK outrage calendar. As ever, the calendar is kept under review. For example, both September's events are in jeopardy after a poor showing for the past couple of years, while confected Proms rage also seems to have subsided for now.
April 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Thank you to everyone who credited the original UK outrage calendar. As ever, the calendar is kept under review. For example, both September's events are in jeopardy after a poor showing for the past couple of years, while confected Proms rage also seems to have subsided for now.
This has brought me so much joy
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This has brought me so much joy
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
You guys have career paths??
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You guys have career paths??
Trying to get into Pluribus but so far I’m just finding it really dull
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trying to get into Pluribus but so far I’m just finding it really dull
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![[A man is talking to a woman over 4 film frames stacked atop each other
Arrested Development "but it might work for us" meme but with Shabana Mahmood and Keir Starme photoshopped into the final frame]
Man: Some people think that if you give racists and xenophobes a bit of ground then they'll stop being bigoted
Woman: Well did it work for those people?
Man: No, it never does, I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...
Keir Starmer: ...But it might work for us.
[Shabana Mahmood looking thoughtful]
[Original is Tobias and Lindsay Funke discussing an open marriage]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kf2qj56o2vq7jfaq4x4ogp6/bafkreigvws7dtpfqqyycqfzdykibxl3z5nqk6ergrigocrnxqpxpvp77zq@jpeg)
SOMEONE GET JEREMY VINE ON THE PHONE STAT
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
SOMEONE GET JEREMY VINE ON THE PHONE STAT
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Natural history museum this morning.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Natural history museum this morning.
Update: everyone else “this isn’t a piss up Emma we are just here to compare interview notes”
Me: “another large glass of cab sav my good lady”
Me: “another large glass of cab sav my good lady”
Met my bestie at a pub as she’s a high level manager and she’s giving my other friend interview tips for a job tomorrow and I’m just sat there like
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Update: everyone else “this isn’t a piss up Emma we are just here to compare interview notes”
Me: “another large glass of cab sav my good lady”
Me: “another large glass of cab sav my good lady”