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Auld Banshee

@auldbendy.bsky.social

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Pie eater in Sauceland. Bendy in a chronic kind of way (hEDS). And housemate of Clarence the cat, I know that's why you're here really. She/her. Views are my own.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · Nov 29

I'm on a list labelled 'General Nastiness'. Now, please, that's my mother, call me Miss Nastiness

a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .

Alt: a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 2h

Oh yeah free prescriptions for the win!

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 2h

Arnie voice

'I need your jumper, your chair, and a kiss on the head.'.

A ginger cat lying on a jumper, on a cushion, on a chair, bowing his head.

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 2h

It's a shitter!

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 2h

Do you have to take that one in the morning? You can get AM/PM dosette boxes and if you can take it later it could have it's own special thing?

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 4h

Happy birthday!!

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 4h

It's even weirder, you (well the bank) own the building but not the land. My mate in London is currently going through this - the lease was up, and they couldn't find who it was.

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 4h

It's just so judgey and far removed from reality. Around a million children in the UK don't have a bed of their own. Parents are going hungry to feed their children.

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 8h

Fuck off Kate. You have a nanny for grown children, cleaners, don't have a job, assistant, personal hairdressers, and are loaded.

You know what does damage family life more? Poverty. Put your literal money where your mouth is then I may take you seriously.

Kate warns too much screen time damages family life.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 8h

I came here to also correct that one, haha!

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 8h

fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 9h

It's amazing that he spoke to his mum about this over dinner, said he didn't think there was anything wrong with siblings having sex and was shocked by her response.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 10h

'Young' tories.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 10h

Every single reply to this is an American thinking it's about the US.

There are massive context clues in the post which show it's obviously not about the US.

Roz Henderson @rozhenderson.bsky.social · 1d

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 23h

Autumn food alert

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

*it rings.

Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

My phone is permanently on silent. I do have it set that if my Mum phones rings, though.

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Auld Banshee @auldbendy.bsky.social · 1d

It's farmers isn't it, same with the milk. I think it's a bit weird. Bigger things and all that. I can understand making sure veggie ones are clearly marked.