Auld Bendy
@auldbendy.bsky.social
Pie eater in Sauceland. Bendy in a chronic kind of way (hEDS). And housemate of Clarence the cat, I know that's why you're here really.
She/her. Views are my own.
She/her. Views are my own.
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Auld Bendy
@auldbendy.bsky.social
· Nov 29
a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .
Alt: a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .
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I'm on a list labelled 'General Nastiness'. Now, please, that's my mother, call me Miss Nastiness
An additional 500% tax on people who stand in the middle of the escalators/walkway/general area of Waverley Station.
An additional 340% tax on people who say "yep, all day" when you ask them to confirm the correct date
Tax people who drop litter so much they can't afford to buy anything wrapped.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
An additional 500% tax on people who stand in the middle of the escalators/walkway/general area of Waverley Station.
I just saw a video and the woman just said 'cool girls don't exist, they're just playing a character for a man'. That bitch just casually erasing all lesbians/bi/queer cool people with one stupid statement.
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I just saw a video and the woman just said 'cool girls don't exist, they're just playing a character for a man'. That bitch just casually erasing all lesbians/bi/queer cool people with one stupid statement.
As a near life long non meat-eater I'd rather eat pigs in blankets. Christmas is about celebration and treating yourself. Why the fuck lettuce and turnips - neither are traditional?
And I can easily swap the television channel when you pop up on screen
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
As a near life long non meat-eater I'd rather eat pigs in blankets. Christmas is about celebration and treating yourself. Why the fuck lettuce and turnips - neither are traditional?
23 - I had no idea what to do but knew I couldn't keep working as an NHS admin. Got a job working weekends with autistic children in a daycentre to see if I liked it. Stayed for 8 years, did some qualifications, worked my way up. Then head of a residential school, then between daycare/care homes.
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
23 - I had no idea what to do but knew I couldn't keep working as an NHS admin. Got a job working weekends with autistic children in a daycentre to see if I liked it. Stayed for 8 years, did some qualifications, worked my way up. Then head of a residential school, then between daycare/care homes.
I see the Church of England are having to deal with an influx of racists because of Tommy Dickhead.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I see the Church of England are having to deal with an influx of racists because of Tommy Dickhead.
But seriously, Stewart Lee has let himself go
Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
But seriously, Stewart Lee has let himself go
The pope is reaching out to the lapsed catholic ravers hitting middle-age hard, in the only language they understand.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The pope is reaching out to the lapsed catholic ravers hitting middle-age hard, in the only language they understand.
My resistance tube just snapped when I was exercising. Quake at my power!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My resistance tube just snapped when I was exercising. Quake at my power!!
I already live this, he's called Clarence. Where's my 30 mill?
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I already live this, he's called Clarence. Where's my 30 mill?
Tidal has autogenerated a playlist based off the last song from the album I was listening to and it's come up with a Greek Gods based one, and honestly, good work algorithm.
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Tidal has autogenerated a playlist based off the last song from the album I was listening to and it's come up with a Greek Gods based one, and honestly, good work algorithm.
Urgh British food discourse again? We have spice ffs. Look at our desserts, puddings, cakes and biscuits. And putting crisps in a sandwich is fine. But more importantly, we have loads of other sandwiches too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Urgh British food discourse again? We have spice ffs. Look at our desserts, puddings, cakes and biscuits. And putting crisps in a sandwich is fine. But more importantly, we have loads of other sandwiches too.
Clarence is 7 today!
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Clarence is 7 today!
It's shocking to me the differences in cared for children in Scotland compared to England. Scotland isn't perfect but the work done on The Promise, legal duty for continuing care post 18, ratifying the UNCRC are positive steps. Caring for children should never be in the hands of private business.
Among other topics, we discuss the sale of children in care.
They're worth roughly £100k each. The profit you can extract by sending them across the country to the cheapest housing in derelict places, cutting them off from all hope and contact, is off the scale. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xx6...
They're worth roughly £100k each. The profit you can extract by sending them across the country to the cheapest housing in derelict places, cutting them off from all hope and contact, is off the scale. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xx6...
How To Platform Socialist Ideas Through Billionaire Owned Channels | George Monbiot | Zack Polanski
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November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's shocking to me the differences in cared for children in Scotland compared to England. Scotland isn't perfect but the work done on The Promise, legal duty for continuing care post 18, ratifying the UNCRC are positive steps. Caring for children should never be in the hands of private business.
It's handy that this prick let's us know who of his ex work colleagues are the good ones.
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It's handy that this prick let's us know who of his ex work colleagues are the good ones.
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
The corner shops of Scotland are stocking up on irn brus tonight.
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The corner shops of Scotland are stocking up on irn brus tonight.
When you have to leave the European Convention on Human Rights and don't give a single fuck. This Labour party are inhuman. This is going to cause so much harm.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When you have to leave the European Convention on Human Rights and don't give a single fuck. This Labour party are inhuman. This is going to cause so much harm.
How about one thing? Just deal with it, you're an adult, they're a child. BBC here just assuming everyone hates kids is it?
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
How about one thing? Just deal with it, you're an adult, they're a child. BBC here just assuming everyone hates kids is it?
Kelis is furiously writing another verse
a pixelated image of a woman with a pink wig and the words i hate you so much right now
Alt: a pixelated image of Kelis with a pink wig and the words i hate you so much right now
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November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Kelis is furiously writing another verse
Putting a tax on a pre-packaged oat latte instead of taxing rich people and pretending it's about the nations health.
Life is hard enough Reeves, the people need their sugary milk drinks.
Life is hard enough Reeves, the people need their sugary milk drinks.
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Putting a tax on a pre-packaged oat latte instead of taxing rich people and pretending it's about the nations health.
Life is hard enough Reeves, the people need their sugary milk drinks.
Life is hard enough Reeves, the people need their sugary milk drinks.
Netflix holiday movie idea:
American on a journey of self discovery confuses the Emerald Isle for the Emerald City goes to Dublin and keeps asking to meet the wizard. Hilarity ensues.
Starring Lindsay Lohan and guest starring Liam Neeson as 'the wizard'.
American on a journey of self discovery confuses the Emerald Isle for the Emerald City goes to Dublin and keeps asking to meet the wizard. Hilarity ensues.
Starring Lindsay Lohan and guest starring Liam Neeson as 'the wizard'.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Netflix holiday movie idea:
American on a journey of self discovery confuses the Emerald Isle for the Emerald City goes to Dublin and keeps asking to meet the wizard. Hilarity ensues.
Starring Lindsay Lohan and guest starring Liam Neeson as 'the wizard'.
American on a journey of self discovery confuses the Emerald Isle for the Emerald City goes to Dublin and keeps asking to meet the wizard. Hilarity ensues.
Starring Lindsay Lohan and guest starring Liam Neeson as 'the wizard'.
The acts in marriage by which the intimate & chaste union of the spouses takes place are noble & honorable; the truly human performance of these acts fosters the self-giving they signify & enriches the spouses in joy & gratitude. Sexuality is a source of joy & pleasure. He is a bad Christian & lover
So much of that performatic toxic masculinity bullshit is just deep insecurities.
Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The acts in marriage by which the intimate & chaste union of the spouses takes place are noble & honorable; the truly human performance of these acts fosters the self-giving they signify & enriches the spouses in joy & gratitude. Sexuality is a source of joy & pleasure. He is a bad Christian & lover