Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝
@irreleverent.bsky.social
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Making weird and maximalist MTG cubes.
Very occasionally horny on main.

https://cubecobra.com/user/view/5d856a7e0abb36733315df93
Pinned
I don't want to think about real things today, so I'm subjecting you all in my favorite kink: Yapping about bouncelands. Bouncelands are not The Most Powerful lands, but they are the coolest, and you should cube them. (Striplock sickos exempt, I guess)

Let's get into the why of it all.
You know nothing about the cube, but this is the first pack you're handed. What do you take?

(5 packs of 9 and 4 drafters)
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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hard to maintain friendships with game developers because all these motherfuckers have ADHD and forget you exist when you're out of sight (it's me i'm these guys)
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?

I found this album the better part of a decade later but the vibes are immacculate and the songs flow into each other so well. Something Good and Breezeblocks still regularly get stuck in my head.

(An Awesome Wave by Alt-J)
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You're casting a Demonic Consultation to exile your deck and win the game. What do you name?
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
them.us Them @them.us · 12d
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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you: it probably is not actually true that donald trump blew bill clinton
me: it depends on what your definition of is is
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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anyone done this yet
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
10 random things I like:

Eyebrow Piercings
Straight Plays
Bass Guitar
Gummy Candy
Long Walks After Midnight
Conlangs
Sour soda
Bouncelands
Swing Sets
Lesbian Romance Novels
10 random things I like:

Lattes (I go crazy for a mocha)
Danceable music
Playing bass poorly
Vespa scooters
Bags/backpacks (love a good bag)
Theme parks
Cats
Mushroom & Swiss cheeseburgers
Cardigans
Turn-based RPGs
10 Random Things I Like:

1) Gundam
2) World of Warcraft
3) Power Metal
4) Romance/RomCom Manga
5) Movies that make you feel bad
6) “morally grey” antagonists
7) Udon noodles
8) Vinyl records
9) Cold brew coffee
10) Chicken salad
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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rumour is that she will be oracled to include the goat subtype
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Thinking about this card
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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This is my favorite alter I've done so far. So immensely proud of this one
Capping off a long day by coming home to a mail day from @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social.

Absolutely insane work from her on this one. She killed it. This piece is going in a place of honor (i.e. away from Ace, who graciously posed for this photo)

(1/2)
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Doing my part to keep Nazis off the school board.
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Visiting my sister and I found that she still has Bejjnar on her window sill, but uh. Puberty has been weird to the little man.
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I hope if I ever commit some sort of noble, class conscious crime social media talks about how hot I am
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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As a bonus for making it to the end, look at this cool rainbow dress she wears in the comic books. Love seeing queer, disabled folks get their representation, and charlotte seems like a neat character. (Silly name aside)
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM