Autumatopoeia
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She/Her I like crochet, Gunpla, Magic the Gathering, and challenging people to dance fights, but then losing because I don't know how to dance. I don't even know why I keep doing it.
My toddler keeps saying 6 7 and when I ask him what it means, he says he doesn't know. WTF?
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My toddler keeps saying 6 7 and when I ask him what it means, he says he doesn't know. WTF?
My crochet nutcracker is finished. I made this as a gift for someone who collects nutcrackers for Christmas. I hope she likes it. Pattern by Bonita Dia crochet.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My crochet nutcracker is finished. I made this as a gift for someone who collects nutcrackers for Christmas. I hope she likes it. Pattern by Bonita Dia crochet.
Second holiday weekend craft is in full swing. Forgive the messy table. I used pellets to stuff the feet and the extra weight helps make it so it can stand up on its own! Hopefully once I add the hair hat and arms it will still stand.
Anyone know what I'm making?
Anyone know what I'm making?
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Second holiday weekend craft is in full swing. Forgive the messy table. I used pellets to stuff the feet and the extra weight helps make it so it can stand up on its own! Hopefully once I add the hair hat and arms it will still stand.
Anyone know what I'm making?
Anyone know what I'm making?
Finished! Here's my toddler showing it in action. You have to insert one of the little coins it comes with or it won't dispense a ball.
This is such a neat idea for a set and is so much fun. It even makes the classic mechanical sound of the gears turning. Highly recommend
This is such a neat idea for a set and is so much fun. It even makes the classic mechanical sound of the gears turning. Highly recommend
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Finished! Here's my toddler showing it in action. You have to insert one of the little coins it comes with or it won't dispense a ball.
This is such a neat idea for a set and is so much fun. It even makes the classic mechanical sound of the gears turning. Highly recommend
This is such a neat idea for a set and is so much fun. It even makes the classic mechanical sound of the gears turning. Highly recommend
Hockey is so much less fun to watch after they banned tazers and Nickle filled socks.
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hockey is so much less fun to watch after they banned tazers and Nickle filled socks.
I've got a fun holiday weekend project to do. 🙂
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I've got a fun holiday weekend project to do. 🙂
This model kit was so much fun to put together, and I love how detailed it is while being so tiny. This was a good reminder on why the RG line are my favorite gunpla.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This model kit was so much fun to put together, and I love how detailed it is while being so tiny. This was a good reminder on why the RG line are my favorite gunpla.
My 3 year old just said, "Stop looking at me bro."
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My 3 year old just said, "Stop looking at me bro."
New glasses, I'm not sure how I feel about them yet. I kind of prefer my old ones. 😭
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
New glasses, I'm not sure how I feel about them yet. I kind of prefer my old ones. 😭
My toddler asked me today why he kept farting all the while guzzling down his milk. "I don't know bud, I don't know."
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My toddler asked me today why he kept farting all the while guzzling down his milk. "I don't know bud, I don't know."
Detroit style Pizza is better than New York style and especially Chicago style. Fight me
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Detroit style Pizza is better than New York style and especially Chicago style. Fight me
My toddler told me that someone else pooped in his pants today. What a mystery for the ages
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My toddler told me that someone else pooped in his pants today. What a mystery for the ages
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Women want only one thing and it's disgusting
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Women want only one thing and it's disgusting
I went to a new optometrist, and after looking at the prescriptions I take, she assumed that I was depressed and menopausal. I just agreed because it's like half true, but also like wtf
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I went to a new optometrist, and after looking at the prescriptions I take, she assumed that I was depressed and menopausal. I just agreed because it's like half true, but also like wtf
I wish the people who had so much ferver over drag shows and drag brunches had even half the same energy for trying to bring actual sex predators to justice.
Release the Epstein files people have a right to know and the victims deserve justice.
Release the Epstein files people have a right to know and the victims deserve justice.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I wish the people who had so much ferver over drag shows and drag brunches had even half the same energy for trying to bring actual sex predators to justice.
Release the Epstein files people have a right to know and the victims deserve justice.
Release the Epstein files people have a right to know and the victims deserve justice.
My wife and I play word blitz with each other on Facebook and I've never won. At this point I feel like I'm just being vocabulary cyber bullied
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My wife and I play word blitz with each other on Facebook and I've never won. At this point I feel like I'm just being vocabulary cyber bullied
Toddler diaper changing should be an Olympic event.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Toddler diaper changing should be an Olympic event.
If you haven't gone to your public library in a while, you should.
They have more than just books. Look what I borrowed for exactly zero dollars. I'm going to make an irresponsible amount of cotton candy.
They have more than just books. Look what I borrowed for exactly zero dollars. I'm going to make an irresponsible amount of cotton candy.
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If you haven't gone to your public library in a while, you should.
They have more than just books. Look what I borrowed for exactly zero dollars. I'm going to make an irresponsible amount of cotton candy.
They have more than just books. Look what I borrowed for exactly zero dollars. I'm going to make an irresponsible amount of cotton candy.
I always vote based on which candidate I'd most like to have a drink with, but one of our cups is poisoned, and they get to pick which one to drink from.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I always vote based on which candidate I'd most like to have a drink with, but one of our cups is poisoned, and they get to pick which one to drink from.
This might be the prettiest gunpla kit I've ever seen. 😯
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This might be the prettiest gunpla kit I've ever seen. 😯
My son broke my glasses with his giant wrecking ball head. 😭 Now I have to hope I can super glue them together until I can get new ones.
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My son broke my glasses with his giant wrecking ball head. 😭 Now I have to hope I can super glue them together until I can get new ones.
I've worked two back to back twelve hour no break days and between the stress of implementing a new system at my work, and taking care of my toddler your girl is stressed
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I've worked two back to back twelve hour no break days and between the stress of implementing a new system at my work, and taking care of my toddler your girl is stressed
My number one professional tip is befriend your IT people.
You'll likely interact with them at every stage of your career, they're frequently pretty cool people, and just like you don't want to piss off people who handle your food, you don't want to piss off the people who handle your computers.
You'll likely interact with them at every stage of your career, they're frequently pretty cool people, and just like you don't want to piss off people who handle your food, you don't want to piss off the people who handle your computers.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My number one professional tip is befriend your IT people.
You'll likely interact with them at every stage of your career, they're frequently pretty cool people, and just like you don't want to piss off people who handle your food, you don't want to piss off the people who handle your computers.
You'll likely interact with them at every stage of your career, they're frequently pretty cool people, and just like you don't want to piss off people who handle your food, you don't want to piss off the people who handle your computers.
I finished King Sorrow and loved almost all of it. I felt like the epilogue should have ended earlier and would have been a more satisfying ending for me but, otherwise I loved the rest. There are a ton of great characters and everyone needs a Gwen or Robin in their lives.
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I finished King Sorrow and loved almost all of it. I felt like the epilogue should have ended earlier and would have been a more satisfying ending for me but, otherwise I loved the rest. There are a ton of great characters and everyone needs a Gwen or Robin in their lives.