It's a mule deer
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It's a mule deer
@itsamuledear.bsky.social
Father, untrained saxophonist, medical doctor, husband (in that order)
I was going to make fun of this, but the Home Alone remake featuring Mamdani as Kevin, Adams as Harry, Cuomo as Marv, and Chuck Schumer as the old man? Gotta make that movie.
The Democratic nominee is actually Kevin McAllister. He's a child who makes a lot of noise and causes a lot of harm to his opponents.

Here's the thing: Kevin got caught. He was about to get killed, before an old man stepped in to save him. Who's going to save Mamdani against the special interests?
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
World series 18th inning
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
World series Rome 17
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
World series in Rome
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Did the announcer just say, "I think they're all broken now"?
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Saving the groans from these near homers for a thing

#worldseries
October 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
People on the east coast aren't actually still watching the World Series. They just predict what will happen and schedule skeets. They catch up tomorrow morning and clean up anything incorrect.
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Initial conditions:
m1=58.9 m2=125.8 m3=53.4 (solar masses)
v1x=-3.346 v1y=-0.588 v2x=5.206 v2y=3.747 v3x=5.341 v3y=-5.154 (km/s)
x1=-34.0 y1=-23.0 x2=14.0 y2=-11.0 x3=-29.0 y3=27.0 (AU from center)
Music: Prelude in C Major – Bach
September 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
First person to win the Nobel Peace Prize by logging off
August 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Immanuel Kant is Hegel for perverts
August 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
July 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This was intentional, this is his special trick
NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV
July 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I have taken
my mistress
to the Coldplay
concert

at which
I was probably
meant
to be with my wife

forgive me
I am a CEO
so embarrassed
and so cold
July 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Yogi Bear is the villain of the story. He's taking his nephew bear away from nature and onto a collision course with humanity.

And you cheer for it
July 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Really just impressive to main character yourself off an original post. No quote, no reply. Pure iso ball.
Let me get this straight. You want to do a total rebuild of the Democratic party a year before the most important midterms in history?

Are you OK?

Are you high?
June 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Copeland Bloom is breaking up with Katy Perry
a picture of orlando bloom with the date 13.01.77
Alt: Orlando Bloom montage
media.tenor.com
June 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The Butlerian *Crusade*
Finally, a Holy War I can join
June 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
June 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
You can pronounce Bauhaus any way you like in the privacy of your own home. No one can even tell how you're pronouncing Bauhaus in your head, right now.
June 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Asymmetric!
May 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My next playthrough of Pentiment will fix me.
May 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Who put Matthew Rhys in the Ugly Machine?
May 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
May 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM