Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, let’s steal some of their policies.

In Denmark:

- Health care and college are free.  

- The starting wage is $22/hr.

- Paid parental leave is 1 year.

- Paid vacation is 6 weeks.  

- All workers get pensions.

Adrian Brody’s speech was worse than the Will Smith slap.

Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.

Pajamas.

"Cat puke? Sir, I know nothing about this 'cat puke' of which you speak, and frankly I'm offended at the suggestion that I might. Good day, sir. I said, good day!"

Putting my 6 year old to bed last night and it’s silent for like 5 minutes and she asks me, “dad, if someone gets their arm chopped off and they’re still alive, and then someone else peels their finger nail off, will they feel it? The first guy?”

I just want prepared for that.

She’s a fan of the guy, what can I say.