Gareth Reynolds PHD
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social
Host of @thedollop and Here To Help podcasts. I’ve eaten cat food for money.
If Schumer steps down he will probably fall and break his hip.
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If Schumer steps down he will probably fall and break his hip.
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Chuck Schumer should step down.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Chuck Schumer should step down.
I genuinely think the Dems have decided it is beneficial for them to let healthcare skyrocket and fundraise vs give people help with healthcare costs. This is your better option of the two parties. Just two different sized dildos to jam up your ass. You want the 12” or 25”?
Democratic Senator Shaheen says ending the shutdown wasn't a failure because it achieves a later vote that will get Republicans on the record.
"Americans...are gonna know who's on their side and who is not."
"Americans...are gonna know who's on their side and who is not."
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I genuinely think the Dems have decided it is beneficial for them to let healthcare skyrocket and fundraise vs give people help with healthcare costs. This is your better option of the two parties. Just two different sized dildos to jam up your ass. You want the 12” or 25”?
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Trump says Fent makes you look like a chopped Smurf 👍🧟 @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social #fentanyl #smurf #podcast #comedy #trump
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Trump says Fent makes you look like a chopped Smurf 👍🧟 @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social #fentanyl #smurf #podcast #comedy #trump
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Folding the toilet paper into a little triangle hides a multitude of sins 🎩😌 @blakewexler.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social #podcast #comedy #maidservice #hotels #andrewcuomo
November 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Folding the toilet paper into a little triangle hides a multitude of sins 🎩😌 @blakewexler.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social #podcast #comedy #maidservice #hotels #andrewcuomo
He’s the Jim Kramer of politics so this should frighten you
James Carville says he’d bet money Dems will win 2028 presidential election — then pack Supreme Court
James Carville says he’d bet money Dems will win 2028 presidential election — then pack Supreme Court
Democratic strategist James Carville said on Thursday's episode of "Politics War Room" that he would bet money that a Democrat will win the 2028 presidential election while also packing the Supreme Court.
nypost.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
He’s the Jim Kramer of politics so this should frighten you
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What stage of capitalism is this?
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What stage of capitalism is this?
That oughta do it
Elon Musk backs Andrew Cuomo in NYC mayoral race
Elon Musk backs Andrew Cuomo in NYC mayoral race
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has chosen his candidate in the New York City mayoral election and shared his decision on Monday.
nypost.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
That oughta do it
Erika Kirk must have thought it was called ‘morning’ and not ‘mourning’ because she was over it by the afternoon.
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Erika Kirk must have thought it was called ‘morning’ and not ‘mourning’ because she was over it by the afternoon.
Congrats, Los Angeles
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Congrats, Los Angeles
The dodgers didn’t win, they bought. Congrats to their money.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The dodgers didn’t win, they bought. Congrats to their money.
Oh my god that’s TERRIFYING. Going to Tampa. Yuck.
For a few terrifying moments on Thursday, passengers were tossed around on a JetBlue Airways flight when the plane suddenly dropped in midair before it made an emergency landing in Tampa, Florida, the FAA and the airline said.
JetBlue Flight Makes Emergency Landing in Tampa After Losing Altitude
The Federal Aviation Administration said the plane “experienced a flight control issue” on Thursday. More than 15 people were taken to hospitals after it was diverted to Florida, officials said.
nyti.ms
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh my god that’s TERRIFYING. Going to Tampa. Yuck.
Please stop saying Erika Kirk and JD Vance are fucking. It’s inappropriate for the couch he porks to hear this:
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Please stop saying Erika Kirk and JD Vance are fucking. It’s inappropriate for the couch he porks to hear this:
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This eerily accurate Elon impression from @jadomian.bsky.social impressed the crowds at SXSW and our panel. Don't break this one out at the party, though. Someone might mistake you for the real thing and puke. #TeslaTakedownAwards #TeslaTakedown
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This eerily accurate Elon impression from @jadomian.bsky.social impressed the crowds at SXSW and our panel. Don't break this one out at the party, though. Someone might mistake you for the real thing and puke. #TeslaTakedownAwards #TeslaTakedown
They just lap us over and over again.
The $226 million project uses ocean breezes and seawater to stay cool.
China Dives in on the World’s First Wind-Powered Undersea Data Center
The $226 million project uses ocean breezes and seawater to stay cool.
wrd.cm
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
They just lap us over and over again.
Appreciate the no spread!
And …. I have covid. We missed The Dollop in Chicago because hubs was ill. We’ll miss The Dollop tonight because I tested positive today.
I’ll have to buy a t-shirt to get something positive outta this.
I hope it’s a wonderful show tonight, @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social hopefully next time!
I’ll have to buy a t-shirt to get something positive outta this.
I hope it’s a wonderful show tonight, @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social hopefully next time!
The Dollop
www.dolloppodcast.com
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Appreciate the no spread!
I know Starmer is a total sack of useless shit but UK voters please don’t vote Farage. He’s Trump in a Kermit the frog suit. Green Party seems to be the only way. And I don’t even know that much about Polanski but Farage will take down the UK even further.
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I know Starmer is a total sack of useless shit but UK voters please don’t vote Farage. He’s Trump in a Kermit the frog suit. Green Party seems to be the only way. And I don’t even know that much about Polanski but Farage will take down the UK even further.
I’m worried I have some penis in my microplastics.
October 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’m worried I have some penis in my microplastics.
The only way to save the east wing is to put a statue of a confederate general on it.
a live look this morning at the demolished East Wing of the White House
October 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The only way to save the east wing is to put a statue of a confederate general on it.
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Good fun last night at the Vic for another round of @thedollop.bsky.social! Always a treat to see these two and learn something new about our town’s history. @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social was in spectacular form as always 😙👌
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Good fun last night at the Vic for another round of @thedollop.bsky.social! Always a treat to see these two and learn something new about our town’s history. @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social was in spectacular form as always 😙👌
George Soros gave me a nose bleed.
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
George Soros gave me a nose bleed.
Man the President shits a lot of diarrhea
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Man the President shits a lot of diarrhea
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"Don't make yourself killable." - Gareth (prefers "Gary") Reynolds. @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"Don't make yourself killable." - Gareth (prefers "Gary") Reynolds. @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social
Only a trump could pull off “we saved God“ and “Bud Light is no longer woke“ in the same brag diatribe. Also honorable mention to titling your book after the Steven Seagal boat chef movie.
Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
October 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Only a trump could pull off “we saved God“ and “Bud Light is no longer woke“ in the same brag diatribe. Also honorable mention to titling your book after the Steven Seagal boat chef movie.