Tim Kocher
@timkocher.bsky.social
Graphic designer, illustrator, maker, goofball
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🔥🍾 Dorkin Forever🍾🔥
I used to draw stupid shit and one day I will get back to drawing stupid shit. Unless I die suddenly, which would be funny but I wouldn't be around to laugh. Being suddenly dead and all.
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
🔥🍾 Dorkin Forever🍾🔥
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any chance i have to post this
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
any chance i have to post this
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We apologize for the lack of shark content in this image, but c'mon, how can we not show you this panel of Ghost Rider GHOST RIDING A DOLPHIN?
#marvel #marvelcomics #comics #sharkweek
#marvel #marvelcomics #comics #sharkweek
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We apologize for the lack of shark content in this image, but c'mon, how can we not show you this panel of Ghost Rider GHOST RIDING A DOLPHIN?
#marvel #marvelcomics #comics #sharkweek
#marvel #marvelcomics #comics #sharkweek
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
Weird #Beatles phenomenon spotted by my clever brother - Warren publications’ humor mag “Help!” ran this cover in Jan ‘65. The movie was still being promoted as “8 Arms to Hold You” that April, with the song “Help!” recorded that same month. So this weirdly predicts that title by 3 months.
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Weird #Beatles phenomenon spotted by my clever brother - Warren publications’ humor mag “Help!” ran this cover in Jan ‘65. The movie was still being promoted as “8 Arms to Hold You” that April, with the song “Help!” recorded that same month. So this weirdly predicts that title by 3 months.
Post your favorite LOTR characters, wrong answers only
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Post your favorite LOTR characters, wrong answers only
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The best American flag is the battle flag of Tecumseh Sherman’s 23rd Corps, made from the tattered remains of Confederate banners.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The best American flag is the battle flag of Tecumseh Sherman’s 23rd Corps, made from the tattered remains of Confederate banners.
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Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.
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Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Prince
Paul McCartney
Kate Bush
David Bowie
The Beths
Prince
Paul McCartney
Kate Bush
David Bowie
The Beths
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Paul McCartney
George Harrison
Ringo Starr and his All-Starr Band
Yoko Ono
Ravi Shankar
Paul McCartney
George Harrison
Ringo Starr and his All-Starr Band
Yoko Ono
Ravi Shankar
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Fugazi
Steeleye Span
Sleater Kinney
Bonzo Dog Band
Superchunk
(Paul)
Fugazi
Steeleye Span
Sleater Kinney
Bonzo Dog Band
Superchunk
(Paul)
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Prince
Paul McCartney
Kate Bush
David Bowie
The Beths
Prince
Paul McCartney
Kate Bush
David Bowie
The Beths
Thanks as always to @samiraahmeduk.bsky.social for her work bringing this recording back into the larger world! I was so excited I made a lightbox about it
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Thanks as always to @samiraahmeduk.bsky.social for her work bringing this recording back into the larger world! I was so excited I made a lightbox about it
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Finally free of covid, dragged this drawing out...
Graphite, charcoal & ink on moleskine
#darkart #folkhorror
Graphite, charcoal & ink on moleskine
#darkart #folkhorror
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Finally free of covid, dragged this drawing out...
Graphite, charcoal & ink on moleskine
#darkart #folkhorror
Graphite, charcoal & ink on moleskine
#darkart #folkhorror
Today I found out about the Rice Truck Saga. Treat yourself to a few minutes and read the whole thing, it’s a tale well told.
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Today I found out about the Rice Truck Saga. Treat yourself to a few minutes and read the whole thing, it’s a tale well told.
Would wear on a T-shirt
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Would wear on a T-shirt
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If AI wants to be a truly worthy artist, we can start torturing it, blacklisting it, undervaluing it, pretending to be friends with it and then stealing all the money.
And after it is bullied into suicide by bricking its own data centers, then we can posthumously declare it *almost* a true artist.
And after it is bullied into suicide by bricking its own data centers, then we can posthumously declare it *almost* a true artist.
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
If AI wants to be a truly worthy artist, we can start torturing it, blacklisting it, undervaluing it, pretending to be friends with it and then stealing all the money.
And after it is bullied into suicide by bricking its own data centers, then we can posthumously declare it *almost* a true artist.
And after it is bullied into suicide by bricking its own data centers, then we can posthumously declare it *almost* a true artist.
Whaaaaaaaat!
In highly important news from history today, it’s the 80th anniversary of the 21st birthday of Christopher Tolkien, notable now for the wording (especially the small print) of the invitation to the party
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Whaaaaaaaat!
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Getting older presents you with tough choices: do you slip over in the shower or simply become unable to clamber out of the bath?
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Getting older presents you with tough choices: do you slip over in the shower or simply become unable to clamber out of the bath?
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ME: So these guys couldn’t play before?
BEATLES: Right. Sgt. Pepper taught them.
ME: How long did that take?
BEATLES: One day.
ME: Who’s in this band?
BEATLES: There’s Billy Shears, the singer.
ME: Who plays him?
BEATLES: Ringo
ME: Who else?
BEATLES: No idea.
BEATLES: Right. Sgt. Pepper taught them.
ME: How long did that take?
BEATLES: One day.
ME: Who’s in this band?
BEATLES: There’s Billy Shears, the singer.
ME: Who plays him?
BEATLES: Ringo
ME: Who else?
BEATLES: No idea.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
ME: So these guys couldn’t play before?
BEATLES: Right. Sgt. Pepper taught them.
ME: How long did that take?
BEATLES: One day.
ME: Who’s in this band?
BEATLES: There’s Billy Shears, the singer.
ME: Who plays him?
BEATLES: Ringo
ME: Who else?
BEATLES: No idea.
BEATLES: Right. Sgt. Pepper taught them.
ME: How long did that take?
BEATLES: One day.
ME: Who’s in this band?
BEATLES: There’s Billy Shears, the singer.
ME: Who plays him?
BEATLES: Ringo
ME: Who else?
BEATLES: No idea.
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#brutalmonday Last one standing, Gorbols, Glasgow, 1968, Oscar Marzaroli.
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
#brutalmonday Last one standing, Gorbols, Glasgow, 1968, Oscar Marzaroli.
Worst superhero name ever
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Worst superhero name ever
My older brother’s copy of this was my intro to superhero comics. He would read it to me. Clearest memory is that he was gonna read me one and asked which I wanted, but not the Human Torch bc I always asked for that. I wanted the Human Torch story so he read it again. He was and is a good brother.
It's the 60th anniversary of the release of Jules Feiffer's THE GREAT COMIC BOOK SUPER-HEROES, one of the most influential books about comics for a couple of generations of comic book creators!
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My 13 Favorite Quotes from JULES FEIFFER’s THE GREAT COMIC BOOK HEROES
PAUL KUPPERBERG: It’s the seminal book’s 60th ANNIVERSARY…
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November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My older brother’s copy of this was my intro to superhero comics. He would read it to me. Clearest memory is that he was gonna read me one and asked which I wanted, but not the Human Torch bc I always asked for that. I wanted the Human Torch story so he read it again. He was and is a good brother.
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Finally—back to my drawing board. It's been a long, long time I couldn't even set foot into my studio (our late son Mike did the electrical wiring & work; the hole in my soul the size of Mike was just... to... raw). Relieved I still have some drawing chops left.
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Finally—back to my drawing board. It's been a long, long time I couldn't even set foot into my studio (our late son Mike did the electrical wiring & work; the hole in my soul the size of Mike was just... to... raw). Relieved I still have some drawing chops left.
Shillington sounds like the setting for a too-on-the-nose satire about America in 2025
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Shillington sounds like the setting for a too-on-the-nose satire about America in 2025