Donkey Kong Cuntry
@itsfineimoverit.bsky.social
31, gay, he/him, partnered but still a hoe, dog dad of 2, cook, Atlantic Canada, wielder of the forces of darkness. 18+, minors DNI
Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in New York City
You’re a thousand miles away but
Can I please suck on your titties
You’re a thousand miles away but
Can I please suck on your titties
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in New York City
You’re a thousand miles away but
Can I please suck on your titties
You’re a thousand miles away but
Can I please suck on your titties
Some people just have really tight foreskin, it’s fine.
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Some people just have really tight foreskin, it’s fine.
Wondering how many of my coworkers walk by me doing ungodly things to a spoon of cream cheese icing
February 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Wondering how many of my coworkers walk by me doing ungodly things to a spoon of cream cheese icing
It’s been so long since I bit into an apple that I liked. I missed it so much.
February 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
It’s been so long since I bit into an apple that I liked. I missed it so much.
On a scale of 1-10 (1 being not at all, and 10 being out of my tree), how utterly baked do yall think I am
January 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM
On a scale of 1-10 (1 being not at all, and 10 being out of my tree), how utterly baked do yall think I am
I was not the advent of him dating men, so we cannot blame me for that one
January 26, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I was not the advent of him dating men, so we cannot blame me for that one
Listen I know she adores me but I also don’t wanna look like a bad influence on her son
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Listen I know she adores me but I also don’t wanna look like a bad influence on her son
Husband’s mom likes to offer me a drive to and from work when the weather sucks, but I need to stop at the weed store after work, so do I say I just need a drive to work and not one home, or do I ask her to stop at the weed store?
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Husband’s mom likes to offer me a drive to and from work when the weather sucks, but I need to stop at the weed store after work, so do I say I just need a drive to work and not one home, or do I ask her to stop at the weed store?
Just got asked if my tv shows were in black and white growing up so naturally I will be throwing myself into the ocean
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Just got asked if my tv shows were in black and white growing up so naturally I will be throwing myself into the ocean
It’s so cold out even the dogs don’t like being outside.
January 21, 2026 at 11:29 AM
It’s so cold out even the dogs don’t like being outside.
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He’s just not that funny. Sometimes it feels like he’s trying to match Shayne’s energy but it just doesn’t work for him the way it works for Shayne
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
He’s just not that funny. Sometimes it feels like he’s trying to match Shayne’s energy but it just doesn’t work for him the way it works for Shayne
Said something like my 21 year old coworker and now I’m praying god will strike me down via righteous lightning
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Said something like my 21 year old coworker and now I’m praying god will strike me down via righteous lightning
Okay I’ll probably wait for it to go on sale, then. I’m sure I’ll enjoy it but not “it’s worth paying full price” enjoy it
January 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Okay I’ll probably wait for it to go on sale, then. I’m sure I’ll enjoy it but not “it’s worth paying full price” enjoy it
It was less the dungeons themselves and more that the battle mechanics felt a little undercooked, making things seem repetitive and samey, like i wasn’t given enough tools to improve my experience
January 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
It was less the dungeons themselves and more that the battle mechanics felt a little undercooked, making things seem repetitive and samey, like i wasn’t given enough tools to improve my experience
So like if I say got the legacy collection, and just went straight to 2, it would ultimately be worth it? I just found the first one to get tedious after a few dungeons
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
So like if I say got the legacy collection, and just went straight to 2, it would ultimately be worth it? I just found the first one to get tedious after a few dungeons
Would I have a better time with the Mega Man Battle Network games if I skipped the first one?
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Would I have a better time with the Mega Man Battle Network games if I skipped the first one?
Titty Tuesday? Tummy Tuesday? Torso Tuesday? Honestly I’m at a loss but here
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Titty Tuesday? Tummy Tuesday? Torso Tuesday? Honestly I’m at a loss but here
I had it clean and then I injured myself and things got real bad and while I’ve been picking at it over the last couple days it’s still messy and stressing me out
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I had it clean and then I injured myself and things got real bad and while I’ve been picking at it over the last couple days it’s still messy and stressing me out
Convincing myself that self care is actually just fucking cleaning the house
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Convincing myself that self care is actually just fucking cleaning the house
After two rescheduled appointments, my gay powers have finally been restored
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
After two rescheduled appointments, my gay powers have finally been restored
He does a great job cutting my hair but the man is flakier than a well made pie crust
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
He does a great job cutting my hair but the man is flakier than a well made pie crust
Realizing that I would have changed barbers already if it were not for my existing friendship with him, because I am getting very frustrated with how much of a hassle every single appointment ends up being.
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Realizing that I would have changed barbers already if it were not for my existing friendship with him, because I am getting very frustrated with how much of a hassle every single appointment ends up being.
Okay but where did you get that sweater because it slaps
December 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Okay but where did you get that sweater because it slaps
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026