Donkey Kong Cuntry
@itsfineimoverit.bsky.social
31, gay, he/him, partnered but still a hoe, dog dad of 2, cook, Atlantic Canada, wielder of the forces of darkness. 18+, minors DNI
It’s been so long since I bit into an apple that I liked. I missed it so much.
February 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
It’s been so long since I bit into an apple that I liked. I missed it so much.
On a scale of 1-10 (1 being not at all, and 10 being out of my tree), how utterly baked do yall think I am
January 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM
On a scale of 1-10 (1 being not at all, and 10 being out of my tree), how utterly baked do yall think I am
Husband’s mom likes to offer me a drive to and from work when the weather sucks, but I need to stop at the weed store after work, so do I say I just need a drive to work and not one home, or do I ask her to stop at the weed store?
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Husband’s mom likes to offer me a drive to and from work when the weather sucks, but I need to stop at the weed store after work, so do I say I just need a drive to work and not one home, or do I ask her to stop at the weed store?
Just got asked if my tv shows were in black and white growing up so naturally I will be throwing myself into the ocean
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Just got asked if my tv shows were in black and white growing up so naturally I will be throwing myself into the ocean
It’s so cold out even the dogs don’t like being outside.
January 21, 2026 at 11:29 AM
It’s so cold out even the dogs don’t like being outside.
Reposted by Donkey Kong Cuntry
Said something like my 21 year old coworker and now I’m praying god will strike me down via righteous lightning
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Said something like my 21 year old coworker and now I’m praying god will strike me down via righteous lightning
Would I have a better time with the Mega Man Battle Network games if I skipped the first one?
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Would I have a better time with the Mega Man Battle Network games if I skipped the first one?
Titty Tuesday? Tummy Tuesday? Torso Tuesday? Honestly I’m at a loss but here
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Titty Tuesday? Tummy Tuesday? Torso Tuesday? Honestly I’m at a loss but here
Convincing myself that self care is actually just fucking cleaning the house
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Convincing myself that self care is actually just fucking cleaning the house
After two rescheduled appointments, my gay powers have finally been restored
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
After two rescheduled appointments, my gay powers have finally been restored
Realizing that I would have changed barbers already if it were not for my existing friendship with him, because I am getting very frustrated with how much of a hassle every single appointment ends up being.
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Realizing that I would have changed barbers already if it were not for my existing friendship with him, because I am getting very frustrated with how much of a hassle every single appointment ends up being.
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
I am not a patient person, never have been. I need things to happen quickly and promptly. So imagine my frustration when I fuck up my ankle and have to walk up stairs by slowly putting my good foot onto the step and then bringing the rest of me up to the same step, when normally I skip steps.
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I am not a patient person, never have been. I need things to happen quickly and promptly. So imagine my frustration when I fuck up my ankle and have to walk up stairs by slowly putting my good foot onto the step and then bringing the rest of me up to the same step, when normally I skip steps.
Hi I fell and twisted my ankle this morning and am now confined to the couch. Send help in whatever form you feel is appropriate
December 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hi I fell and twisted my ankle this morning and am now confined to the couch. Send help in whatever form you feel is appropriate
Hi, my dad just let me know he’s gonna be here tomorrow morning to drop off gifts for us and I have zero baking done to give back to him, so pray for me
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hi, my dad just let me know he’s gonna be here tomorrow morning to drop off gifts for us and I have zero baking done to give back to him, so pray for me
They were so good
December 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
They were so good
Actually really fucking pumped for these, and I made eggnog icing to go with them
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Actually really fucking pumped for these, and I made eggnog icing to go with them
Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT thread
Fiiiiiiiiine I guess so
Fiiiiiiiiine I guess so
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT thread
Fiiiiiiiiine I guess so
Fiiiiiiiiine I guess so
Actually having a clean(ish) house is doing a lot for my mental health. Thank god for finally working in a place where I get a winter vacation.
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Actually having a clean(ish) house is doing a lot for my mental health. Thank god for finally working in a place where I get a winter vacation.
Hey I don’t have the sway, can someone more popular than me start a favourite boss fight trend so I can post something that has lived rent free in my head since 2009
December 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hey I don’t have the sway, can someone more popular than me start a favourite boss fight trend so I can post something that has lived rent free in my head since 2009
Can someone remind me to stop baking with dead yeast. MY BREAD IS SO DENSE
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Can someone remind me to stop baking with dead yeast. MY BREAD IS SO DENSE
Happy humpday and all that jazz
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Happy humpday and all that jazz
QTP super smash bros main
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
QTP super smash bros main
Some of yall are too stupid to eat in restaurants. Full stop.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Some of yall are too stupid to eat in restaurants. Full stop.