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Jordan Turner
@itsgotstealth.bsky.social
I take photos and write stories | Creator of Samurai Unicorn

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2494020/Samurai_Unicorn/
The terrible and overpriced, but ultimately very cute Kodak Charmera captured on 35mm film.

Fujifilm Color 200 + Nikon F3
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The amount of cool new enemy models Adam made last year for future levels is staggering. Poppy has also been killing it with their respective animations.
When VRmites are unable to find a suitable host, they will form together into a pile of limbs and biomass in order to survive. The resulting creature is quite slow, but can easily overwhelm and smother unsuspecting victims.
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Sometimes I forget that we have a hub populated with so many unique characters. Then I remember and spend the rest of night trying to grab nice shots with them all.
The personnel at S3PF Command come from all walks of life. Some have a complicated history with Klo, while others kind of resent her, and then there's June... The sweetest lady in the whole organisation.
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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If you've played the demo, you might have already seen Mister Grey, but we've yet to show the Dream Eater he serves in-game.

This year I'm hoping that we'll finally get to reveal our cast of villains in their own introductory cutscene...
January 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Back shooting with the Bronica today. This time at a well-known glow worm tunnel near my area.

High hopes for this roll, which was of course Lomo 800.
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Home

Shot on Kodak Gold + Nikon N50
January 14, 2026 at 6:39 AM
On the topic of "pre-concept art" and GenAI... If you aren't prepared to draw like this and then send to an actual artist to work with, you have no business creatively leading a project. End of story.
January 14, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I don't want to spam the Melbourne trip too hard, so I'll round things out with some shots from our last night in the city before flying home.

Shot on Kodak Ultramax + Nikon N50
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Devastating news about SXSW Syd. Last year was the first in-person showcase that SamUni was a part of and I have nothing but respect for the organisers. So grateful to have been at the event in 2025.
January 14, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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playing Wipeout Pulse and saying hell yeah at every new screen it shows me
January 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My photographic priorities changed a lot over 2025 as I moved almost entirely towards capturing candid moments with loved ones.

There will always be room in my creative heart for editorial work, but right now it sits pretty low on the list of passions.

Shot on LomoChrome Metropolis + Nikon N50
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Bought an expensive roll of film from a vending machine and decided the best time to use it was my birthday. Here's a few snapshot from the moments that mattered most that day.

Shot on Mr. Negative 700s + Nikon N50
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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some say that to love and to be loved is to build a better world, and she took that literally
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
For NYE, I took the Super 8 camera with me and shot the 50ft of film over the course of the day, finishing it alongside the fireworks at midnight. It's a tight edit, but I really think it speaks volumes about where I ended up by the end of 2025... With someone special and excited for 2026.
January 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Did a little more looking into Lomo 800 and I can see now that it is probably just repackaged film from Kodak's disposables. Makes sense, cause I really like the colours of these cameras when using the flash indoors.
January 9, 2026 at 12:26 PM
When the film is so underexposed that it ends up feeling like painting.

Shot on Ilford XP2 and Nikon N50
January 9, 2026 at 10:15 AM
I shot eight rolls of film down in Melbourne and one Super 8 cartridge on NYE. Just got the first bunch back from the lab and my heart is gonna explode.

Shot on Lomography 800 + Nikon N50
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Hurts my soul when people hand in unfinished disposable cameras at the store. Please use all the shots, those last few exposures on the roll are for unhinged pet pics!
January 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I know what I'm doing when I get home from work
We’re so freaking back. Videogames. Board games. Role playing games. I wanna show case you at ALT: GAMES 2026! Submit in the cheeky link.
Successful applications will be paid an honorarium.
If you love me, please read the webpage. All the info is there.
Link:
powerhouse.com.au/alt-games-ca...
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
First day back working on SamUni for 2026 and I wanted to start by finishing up this establishing shot of a future level location in Sydney3.
In mission 03 you will enter the Frog Inc. Textile Factory and discover the lengths the enigmatic designer and CEO of the fashion brand has gone to in order to stay relevant in the changing times of Sydney3.
January 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
That weird couple of days when you get back from a trip, but don't have work till Monday is always a good time to build a new model.
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 PM
2025 was a very transformation year. I will never forget the people and lessons that got me here, but I am leaving the negativity that has been following me like a shadow behind and moving onto a brighter 2026.

Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
December 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Best birthday I've ever had and all it took was waking up in a different city with you.
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Travelling down to Melbourne to celebrate my birthday and New Years with the people I love.
December 28, 2025 at 10:10 AM