Izzy
@izzyplurm.bsky.social
Absolutely terrible and very entertaining. Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ she/her
I don’t know why this guy has to be so weird
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I don’t know why this guy has to be so weird
Cold, leftover belly pork for a fine and nutritious breakfast (6 hours after I got up)
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Cold, leftover belly pork for a fine and nutritious breakfast (6 hours after I got up)
Still makes me laugh almost 3 decades later
January 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Still makes me laugh almost 3 decades later
Just had a random memory of listening to Mark and Lard in the afternoon and their bit where you had to suggest a tune for a news story. The story was someone who farted at the judge in court to express their disdain for their sentence. The song suggestion? youtu.be/4AVWZwZq_QU
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Boom! Shake The Room (The Street Remix) (Official Video)
YouTube video by DJJazzyJeffVEVO
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Just had a random memory of listening to Mark and Lard in the afternoon and their bit where you had to suggest a tune for a news story. The story was someone who farted at the judge in court to express their disdain for their sentence. The song suggestion? youtu.be/4AVWZwZq_QU
Suspect there is a correlation with autism, but my 16yo’s sleep pattern is FUCKED when he’s not at college. Back into awake during the night; hence me just making him a bloody pack up when I just wanted to sit on the sofa and quietly expire or zombify
January 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Suspect there is a correlation with autism, but my 16yo’s sleep pattern is FUCKED when he’s not at college. Back into awake during the night; hence me just making him a bloody pack up when I just wanted to sit on the sofa and quietly expire or zombify
Just had to break up a fight between my tuxedo and his brother. They are from the same litter and used to cuddle non-stop. Now it’s like they’ve never met. Dickheads. Turns out the tux just wanted the prime seat to watch Sinners
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Just had to break up a fight between my tuxedo and his brother. They are from the same litter and used to cuddle non-stop. Now it’s like they’ve never met. Dickheads. Turns out the tux just wanted the prime seat to watch Sinners
Doing Danish roast pork just for me, because why the fuck not? I have some redcurrants I can strew about to feel Nordic.
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Doing Danish roast pork just for me, because why the fuck not? I have some redcurrants I can strew about to feel Nordic.
This beautiful, entirely empty-headed, boy
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This beautiful, entirely empty-headed, boy
It isn’t even nice chocolate but it’s somehow very seductive
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It isn’t even nice chocolate but it’s somehow very seductive
Sainsbury’s had nets of chocolate coins reduced to 37p so that’s my personality for the day
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Sainsbury’s had nets of chocolate coins reduced to 37p so that’s my personality for the day
Actually disowning my daughter now
December 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Actually disowning my daughter now
I’m listening to Arabic/Egyptian music, that my amazingly eclectic son introduced me to. He listens to it when he draws
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m listening to Arabic/Egyptian music, that my amazingly eclectic son introduced me to. He listens to it when he draws
The brothers are the smuggest cats I’ve ever had (and the laziest).
December 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The brothers are the smuggest cats I’ve ever had (and the laziest).
I’m watching Paddington in Peru. Just thought @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social should know
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m watching Paddington in Peru. Just thought @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social should know
The black cat is my elderly and grumpy senile boy and the tabby is my very dim 2/3 year old. The tabby is off the scale obsessed with the old lad, who is remarkably patient
December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The black cat is my elderly and grumpy senile boy and the tabby is my very dim 2/3 year old. The tabby is off the scale obsessed with the old lad, who is remarkably patient
Today I think I shall watch Weapons
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Today I think I shall watch Weapons
I watched Longlegs yesterday. That’s, well. It’s really quite an odd film to say the least. I was not surprised when I realised it was directed by Osgood, son of Anthony, Perkins
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I watched Longlegs yesterday. That’s, well. It’s really quite an odd film to say the least. I was not surprised when I realised it was directed by Osgood, son of Anthony, Perkins
Knives Out trilogy watch tonight. Think I’ve only seen the first one before and I think I fell asleep partway through so it’s all new to me
December 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Knives Out trilogy watch tonight. Think I’ve only seen the first one before and I think I fell asleep partway through so it’s all new to me
Did the tip run in what my kids insist on calling my lesbian outfit- adidas hoodie, slightly cut off jeans, crocs ‘n’ socks and my ‘visit your village homosexual’ tshirt (courtesy of the @ifbookspod.bsky.social merch store). Combined with a can-do attitude that accepts no help, especially from men
December 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Did the tip run in what my kids insist on calling my lesbian outfit- adidas hoodie, slightly cut off jeans, crocs ‘n’ socks and my ‘visit your village homosexual’ tshirt (courtesy of the @ifbookspod.bsky.social merch store). Combined with a can-do attitude that accepts no help, especially from men
Today is TIP day and I cannot wait to hurl all that crap
December 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Today is TIP day and I cannot wait to hurl all that crap
There is A LOT of brow lamination going on in Stranger Things. My recollection is thin brows (hence my still pathetic weedy eyebrows)
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
There is A LOT of brow lamination going on in Stranger Things. My recollection is thin brows (hence my still pathetic weedy eyebrows)
In honour of my mum, who always overbought them, and who the kids have missed more this Christmas, I think, the part-bake rolls have been deployed for chicken and stuffing sandwiches
December 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
In honour of my mum, who always overbought them, and who the kids have missed more this Christmas, I think, the part-bake rolls have been deployed for chicken and stuffing sandwiches
@omgjudith.bsky.social are you having a bitchin Boxing Day or have you killed your entire family?
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
@omgjudith.bsky.social are you having a bitchin Boxing Day or have you killed your entire family?
Driving my daughter home today because she misses her boyfriend too much. Bless.
December 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Driving my daughter home today because she misses her boyfriend too much. Bless.
Me: can cats get dementia?
My 14 year old cat: <standing in the kitchen looking confused> hooooooowwwwwwlllll
My 14 year old cat: <standing in the kitchen looking confused> hooooooowwwwwwlllll
December 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Me: can cats get dementia?
My 14 year old cat: <standing in the kitchen looking confused> hooooooowwwwwwlllll
My 14 year old cat: <standing in the kitchen looking confused> hooooooowwwwwwlllll