Sir Jack Caramac
@jackcaramac.bsky.social
Pragmatic Left. V intolerant of intolerants. Sweary, sarcastic, infantile, mainly harmless. Good wi' cats. May contain irony, jokes, that sort of thing. Abuse, fascists, bores & bots: all insta-blocked. Trump & Reform? 2 cheeks of the same arse #FBPE #NAFO
I'm afraid I wouldn't trust some of the doofuses with my liberty, who are currently doing jury service at the moment. A small organised team of legal experts managing small cases (on a temporary basis) would free up the entire system and save an unbelievable amount of time & money #bbcqt
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'm afraid I wouldn't trust some of the doofuses with my liberty, who are currently doing jury service at the moment. A small organised team of legal experts managing small cases (on a temporary basis) would free up the entire system and save an unbelievable amount of time & money #bbcqt
'How can anyone believe what your saying?' says Tory-blind Fiona. Incredible. The news cycle should be: Reform's proven Russian links, the ex-PM is being investigated for multiple frauds & killed 250,000 people, the budget is still responding to Truss' clusterfuck #bbcqt
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
'How can anyone believe what your saying?' says Tory-blind Fiona. Incredible. The news cycle should be: Reform's proven Russian links, the ex-PM is being investigated for multiple frauds & killed 250,000 people, the budget is still responding to Truss' clusterfuck #bbcqt
Cracks are showing for Labour. Mutterings about broken promises & the threat of lifting children out of poverty at landowners' expense. I told Sir Keir that a man who doesn't exist said to me that the budget made him feel sad. Starmer laughed (internally). Chris Mason, Robbie Gibb's meat sleeve. BBC
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Cracks are showing for Labour. Mutterings about broken promises & the threat of lifting children out of poverty at landowners' expense. I told Sir Keir that a man who doesn't exist said to me that the budget made him feel sad. Starmer laughed (internally). Chris Mason, Robbie Gibb's meat sleeve. BBC
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A quick reminder of who Nigel Farage was most concerned about when Putin's tanks first rolled into Ukraine
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A quick reminder of who Nigel Farage was most concerned about when Putin's tanks first rolled into Ukraine
'blOODY sTarMer!'
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
'blOODY sTarMer!'
"If you really think...about...it I'm present in...every...budget...for...the forseeable...lots of...love, Liz"
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"If you really think...about...it I'm present in...every...budget...for...the forseeable...lots of...love, Liz"
Maybe someone should remind Chris Mason as throws a wobbler about the OBR leak, that the Tories leaked EVERYTHING to the press before it was announced 'officially' a day later. But I'm guessing that was OK, as it was the 'cut n' thrust' of politics n'all that. Prick.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Maybe someone should remind Chris Mason as throws a wobbler about the OBR leak, that the Tories leaked EVERYTHING to the press before it was announced 'officially' a day later. But I'm guessing that was OK, as it was the 'cut n' thrust' of politics n'all that. Prick.
"As budgets go, I thought it was a bit 'meh', to be honest. It lacked danger and a bit of sauciness, and it was also a bit too woke for my tastes...."
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"As budgets go, I thought it was a bit 'meh', to be honest. It lacked danger and a bit of sauciness, and it was also a bit too woke for my tastes...."
1/2 'Join me & Kwasi Kwarteng tomorrow at 6am onwards for our live coverage of Rachel Reeves' (probably) career-killing budget. I'll be rubbing the thighs of anxious Tories fearing a massive tax burden, as they discuss fiscal headroom in a way that suggests that this mess wasn't...
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
1/2 'Join me & Kwasi Kwarteng tomorrow at 6am onwards for our live coverage of Rachel Reeves' (probably) career-killing budget. I'll be rubbing the thighs of anxious Tories fearing a massive tax burden, as they discuss fiscal headroom in a way that suggests that this mess wasn't...
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Catching up on the "news."
Of course RFK Jr. writes Vogon poetry. Of course he does.
Of course RFK Jr. writes Vogon poetry. Of course he does.
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Catching up on the "news."
Of course RFK Jr. writes Vogon poetry. Of course he does.
Of course RFK Jr. writes Vogon poetry. Of course he does.
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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Farage tried also tried to recruit Enoch Powell as a UKIP candidate at least twice, and called him his “political hero” in 2008.
And Farage wants people to believe all 23 of his fellow students at Dulwich College were lying about his bullying, racism, and antisemitism over about 6 years.
And Farage wants people to believe all 23 of his fellow students at Dulwich College were lying about his bullying, racism, and antisemitism over about 6 years.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Farage tried also tried to recruit Enoch Powell as a UKIP candidate at least twice, and called him his “political hero” in 2008.
And Farage wants people to believe all 23 of his fellow students at Dulwich College were lying about his bullying, racism, and antisemitism over about 6 years.
And Farage wants people to believe all 23 of his fellow students at Dulwich College were lying about his bullying, racism, and antisemitism over about 6 years.
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This is exactly what you do
With presidents who coup
With presidents who coup
Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro must begin serving his 27-year prison sentence for plotting an attempted coup, Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes has ruled. https://cnn.it/4p1dgDV
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is exactly what you do
With presidents who coup
With presidents who coup
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NEW: Trump weighs sacking Patel. www.ms.now/news/trump-k...
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
NEW: Trump weighs sacking Patel. www.ms.now/news/trump-k...
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Farage's man in Wales was sent down 3 days ago for taking pro-Russian bribes.
Why is he refusing to investigate whether there's any other links to the Kremlin in Reform? What is he hiding?
Why is he refusing to investigate whether there's any other links to the Kremlin in Reform? What is he hiding?
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Farage's man in Wales was sent down 3 days ago for taking pro-Russian bribes.
Why is he refusing to investigate whether there's any other links to the Kremlin in Reform? What is he hiding?
Why is he refusing to investigate whether there's any other links to the Kremlin in Reform? What is he hiding?
Every time Trump openly speaks about a peace deal in any positive terms, Putin hammers Ukraine. He'd do well to just shut up #Newsnight
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Every time Trump openly speaks about a peace deal in any positive terms, Putin hammers Ukraine. He'd do well to just shut up #Newsnight
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Not one word of his statement is true. The same people who raised this issue 10 years ago have consistently said exactly the same thing throughout. 20 witnesses or a known slippery grifter...? Who to believe, eh? #Newsnight
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Not one word of his statement is true. The same people who raised this issue 10 years ago have consistently said exactly the same thing throughout. 20 witnesses or a known slippery grifter...? Who to believe, eh? #Newsnight
Normally Farage is pretty good at dealing with accusations over his fascistic nature, but he's really ballsed this up. As a response to 20+ (credible) accusers its pretty feeble stuff, and its going to going to get worse now, especially with the Russia question now raised in the House #newsnight
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Normally Farage is pretty good at dealing with accusations over his fascistic nature, but he's really ballsed this up. As a response to 20+ (credible) accusers its pretty feeble stuff, and its going to going to get worse now, especially with the Russia question now raised in the House #newsnight
Simon Clarke. Like that fart that will never disappear, no matter how many windows you open #politicslive
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Simon Clarke. Like that fart that will never disappear, no matter how many windows you open #politicslive
Reform as a visual metaphor.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Reform as a visual metaphor.
Pete Hegseth flies out to Ukraine to provide support for the negotiations.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Pete Hegseth flies out to Ukraine to provide support for the negotiations.
Cult confusion.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Cult confusion.