John
@jackthequipper.bsky.social
I’m here to write down funny thoughts and blow up and then pretend like I don’t know nobody.
The people I harass on here are most likely my friends.
The people I harass on here are most likely my friends.
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John
@jackthequipper.bsky.social
· Jan 21
I’m posting funny stories I text my friends on hopes to be famous.
I’m bringing back ‘Texts From Last Night’
I’m bringing back ‘Texts From Last Night’
It’s one thing to say dumb shit on Reddit but downvote me? What a mother fucker!
February 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It’s one thing to say dumb shit on Reddit but downvote me? What a mother fucker!
@lizzedarling.bsky.social
Hey fuck you
Hey fuck you
January 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@lizzedarling.bsky.social
Hey fuck you
Hey fuck you
The posts preceding this were me scrounging all the good tweets I had from the other app that shall not be named.
One was not an original thought but blatant plagiarism.
I will Venmo you 5 dollars if you guess on the first try. Each participate gets one guess.
January 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The posts preceding this were me scrounging all the good tweets I had from the other app that shall not be named.
One was not an original thought but blatant plagiarism.
I will Venmo you 5 dollars if you guess on the first try. Each participate gets one guess.
The cat just puked, the dog cleaned it up with his mouth
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
January 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The cat just puked, the dog cleaned it up with his mouth
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
Did you rescue a cat?
No, I earned through a trial by combat.
No, I earned through a trial by combat.
January 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Did you rescue a cat?
No, I earned through a trial by combat.
No, I earned through a trial by combat.
I gained a bunch of weight due to Covid/ eating drinking whatever I want.
Am I comfortable with my body at this point? Yes.
Do I brush my teeth with my shirt off? No
Am I comfortable with my body at this point? Yes.
Do I brush my teeth with my shirt off? No
January 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I gained a bunch of weight due to Covid/ eating drinking whatever I want.
Am I comfortable with my body at this point? Yes.
Do I brush my teeth with my shirt off? No
Am I comfortable with my body at this point? Yes.
Do I brush my teeth with my shirt off? No
I need to go to the store and buy more forks. This does not mean I’m out of forks. I simply have one that I keep VERY close track of.
January 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I need to go to the store and buy more forks. This does not mean I’m out of forks. I simply have one that I keep VERY close track of.
Aggressively playing PokémonGo trying to earn my virginity back.
January 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Aggressively playing PokémonGo trying to earn my virginity back.
Me dapping up my pet Harpy Eagle
January 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Me dapping up my pet Harpy Eagle
I forgot you had bluesky and found your profile.
I saw this tweet and wanted to say ‘Fuck the Cowboys’.
You could imagine my glee when I saw I had already been here two months ago.
Hey @roundearthsociety.bsky.social
you should see this too.
I saw this tweet and wanted to say ‘Fuck the Cowboys’.
You could imagine my glee when I saw I had already been here two months ago.
Hey @roundearthsociety.bsky.social
you should see this too.
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I forgot you had bluesky and found your profile.
I saw this tweet and wanted to say ‘Fuck the Cowboys’.
You could imagine my glee when I saw I had already been here two months ago.
Hey @roundearthsociety.bsky.social
you should see this too.
I saw this tweet and wanted to say ‘Fuck the Cowboys’.
You could imagine my glee when I saw I had already been here two months ago.
Hey @roundearthsociety.bsky.social
you should see this too.
Skeet me at bluesky!
Love the ring to it
Love the ring to it
January 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Skeet me at bluesky!
Love the ring to it
Love the ring to it
I was trying to figure out the hashtag to help it take off THANK YOU
January 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I was trying to figure out the hashtag to help it take off THANK YOU
We shall persevere.
Also what do we call these things we’re writing?
Not tweets but…
Also what do we call these things we’re writing?
Not tweets but…
January 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We shall persevere.
Also what do we call these things we’re writing?
Not tweets but…
Also what do we call these things we’re writing?
Not tweets but…
I’m posting funny stories I text my friends on hopes to be famous.
I’m bringing back ‘Texts From Last Night’
I’m bringing back ‘Texts From Last Night’
January 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m posting funny stories I text my friends on hopes to be famous.
I’m bringing back ‘Texts From Last Night’
I’m bringing back ‘Texts From Last Night’
I was scrolling through when the app went off line. I immediately deleted it.
I can’t download it again
I AM FREE.
I can’t download it again
I AM FREE.
January 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I was scrolling through when the app went off line. I immediately deleted it.
I can’t download it again
I AM FREE.
I can’t download it again
I AM FREE.
Reposted by John
A passage from the Tao that’s frequently worth revisiting.
December 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
A passage from the Tao that’s frequently worth revisiting.
‘Why are you such a terror at work?’
I don’t have enough enrichment toys in my enclosure.
I don’t have enough enrichment toys in my enclosure.
November 25, 2024 at 9:51 PM
‘Why are you such a terror at work?’
I don’t have enough enrichment toys in my enclosure.
I don’t have enough enrichment toys in my enclosure.
Taught my dog this new trick where I yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and he keeps barking as loud as he can.
November 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Taught my dog this new trick where I yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and he keeps barking as loud as he can.
Reposted by John
(folding a piece of paper in half and pushing a pencil through it to show how wormholes function) now of course this only works on pencils
November 19, 2024 at 7:51 PM
(folding a piece of paper in half and pushing a pencil through it to show how wormholes function) now of course this only works on pencils
There’s the ‘Royal We’
And then there’s the ‘DJ Khaled They’
And then there’s the ‘DJ Khaled They’
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 PM
There’s the ‘Royal We’
And then there’s the ‘DJ Khaled They’
And then there’s the ‘DJ Khaled They’