jacobbles
@jacobbles.bsky.social
video gamesman, slime child, unironic dragon quest shill. when i'm not yelling about stuff on here i do graphic and motion design for television. based in adelaide, sa
icon art by @pellrunks
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Messing around with some mods in the original FF7 like improved models, lighting, redone script, rebalanced combat, proper widescreen, 60fps etc etc and goddamn it's amazing.
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Messing around with some mods in the original FF7 like improved models, lighting, redone script, rebalanced combat, proper widescreen, 60fps etc etc and goddamn it's amazing.
Can't spell IGN without etc etc
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Can't spell IGN without etc etc
RE has been insanely camp and goofy all along, but of course it's made by those 🤡Wacky Japanese🤡 so that must have been unintentional and accidental huh
Resident Evil Requiem, aside from being packed with action and fear, is now also funny, something the series has never (at least intentionally) achieved before.
Our final preview: https://t.co/o4zM6qIlvf
Our final preview: https://t.co/o4zM6qIlvf
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 AM
RE has been insanely camp and goofy all along, but of course it's made by those 🤡Wacky Japanese🤡 so that must have been unintentional and accidental huh
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DQ7 unlocks tonight .... save me DQ7
February 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
DQ7 unlocks tonight .... save me DQ7
2026 will be the year i win one of the vooks giveaways
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 AM
2026 will be the year i win one of the vooks giveaways
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'CoD has microtransactions because of jeffrey epstein' alright imma head out
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
'CoD has microtransactions because of jeffrey epstein' alright imma head out
this guy is like the forrest gump of predators
>Epstein being implicated in the proliferation of microtransactions in gaming
eventually we're gonna be able to tie the Pedo Reich to literally every slightly negative thing about society, aren't we
eventually we're gonna be able to tie the Pedo Reich to literally every slightly negative thing about society, aren't we
February 1, 2026 at 2:31 AM
this guy is like the forrest gump of predators
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epstein sending houser a message going 'man I heard how much sex assault you love doing over there at rockstar, that's crazy' is making me feel like I'm on lsd
January 31, 2026 at 5:44 AM
epstein sending houser a message going 'man I heard how much sex assault you love doing over there at rockstar, that's crazy' is making me feel like I'm on lsd
a friend told me the weirdo who blocked me for saying i didn't like myles mackenzie is still subtweeting about me and acting like they know anything about me, it's very weird behaviour imo. leave me alone! if you don't follow me then i don't give you permission to think about me ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
January 31, 2026 at 6:25 AM
a friend told me the weirdo who blocked me for saying i didn't like myles mackenzie is still subtweeting about me and acting like they know anything about me, it's very weird behaviour imo. leave me alone! if you don't follow me then i don't give you permission to think about me ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
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musk being snubbed for being nouveau pedophile is kinda funny bit also c'mon put the stool up in your office chop chop
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 AM
musk being snubbed for being nouveau pedophile is kinda funny bit also c'mon put the stool up in your office chop chop
Partner Direct is pretty cool but it's sad we won't see Ocarina of Time 4K Ultra Turbo there. Also it's gonna be at least 50% "comfy" farming sim stuff isn't it
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Partner Direct is pretty cool but it's sad we won't see Ocarina of Time 4K Ultra Turbo there. Also it's gonna be at least 50% "comfy" farming sim stuff isn't it
i fucking hate "let people enjoy things". if you're too fragile to like something just because other people hate on it that's a you problem
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
i fucking hate "let people enjoy things". if you're too fragile to like something just because other people hate on it that's a you problem
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"let people enjoy things"
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"let people enjoy things"
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extremely funny to see xbox post 30-50% hardware declines each year for four years and then go 'ok but they're gonna make the 1500 dollar xbox pc in a year no retailer will carry, they promised'
January 28, 2026 at 11:24 PM
extremely funny to see xbox post 30-50% hardware declines each year for four years and then go 'ok but they're gonna make the 1500 dollar xbox pc in a year no retailer will carry, they promised'
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they're putting Phil Spencer into the Bronze Bull
Xbox Report | Q2 FY26 Results
▪️Total Gaming Revenue was down -9% YoY
▪️Content and Services were down -5%
▪️Hardware revenue dropped -32%
More ➡️ www.microsoft.com/en-us/Invest...
#Xbox
▪️Total Gaming Revenue was down -9% YoY
▪️Content and Services were down -5%
▪️Hardware revenue dropped -32%
More ➡️ www.microsoft.com/en-us/Invest...
#Xbox
January 28, 2026 at 11:23 PM
they're putting Phil Spencer into the Bronze Bull
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D-HOPPER? I should be so lucky!
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 PM
D-HOPPER? I should be so lucky!
On the day I return the office....
Holy wow, somebody ported Super Monkey Ball 1 + 2 to a web browser (and it works on iPhone!)
monkeyball-online.pages.dev
monkeyball-online.pages.dev
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
On the day I return the office....
had to move out of my apartment for the weekend(week?) because it's unbearably hot in there because my dipshit real estate agent can't contact an air conditioning company AND NOW my car is fucked up and isn't road legal AND i have to go back to work this week, so yeah, I'm doing great
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 AM
had to move out of my apartment for the weekend(week?) because it's unbearably hot in there because my dipshit real estate agent can't contact an air conditioning company AND NOW my car is fucked up and isn't road legal AND i have to go back to work this week, so yeah, I'm doing great
Thank fuck honestly
Final Fantasy VII Remake Part 3 to Use Unreal Engine 4, Naoki Hamaguchi Confirms
Final Fantasy VII Remake Part 3 to Use Unreal Engine 4, Director Confirms
In a new interview with Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Director Naoki Hamaguchi, it has been revealed that the third and final game in the Final Fantasy VII remake project will indeed use Unreal Engine 4. Both Final Fantasy VII Remake and Final Fantasy VII Rebirth use Unreal Engine 4. Hamaguchi previously shared in August 2024 that the team was considering using Unreal Engine 5 for the final part of the trilogy, noting that there were both pros and cons to using it over UE4.
finalweapon.net
January 24, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Thank fuck honestly
Thanks to my melatonin tablets I had an extremely vivid dream last night in which Bomberman Hero went up on Switch Online and they added the soundtrack to Nintendo Music and somehow the soundtrack went viral and kids were using it in tiktoks etc
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Thanks to my melatonin tablets I had an extremely vivid dream last night in which Bomberman Hero went up on Switch Online and they added the soundtrack to Nintendo Music and somehow the soundtrack went viral and kids were using it in tiktoks etc
watched the stuff about the new Fable game and dare I say... It looks good???
January 23, 2026 at 8:25 AM
watched the stuff about the new Fable game and dare I say... It looks good???
I'd like to issue a huge "go fuck yourself" to my real estate agent for failing to organise air conditioner repairs for me
January 23, 2026 at 7:04 AM
I'd like to issue a huge "go fuck yourself" to my real estate agent for failing to organise air conditioner repairs for me