jacobbles
@jacobbles.bsky.social
video gamesman, slime child, unironic dragon quest shill. when i'm not yelling about stuff on here i do graphic and motion design for television. based in adelaide, sa
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Jez is gonna look so fucking cool wearing these in public you guys
Microsoft heard you loved the Windows XP Crocs so it made some Xbox ones too 😅 they’re available tomorrow for $80 www.crocs.com/p/xbox-class...
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Jez is gonna look so fucking cool wearing these in public you guys
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Great engineering minds are hard at work
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not now quarter pounder with cheese
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
not now quarter pounder with cheese
someone just told me Debra Wilson is in Kirby Air Riders and I genuinely can't tell if they're trolling me or not
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
someone just told me Debra Wilson is in Kirby Air Riders and I genuinely can't tell if they're trolling me or not
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That Phil Spencer Magic!
Terrible launch for Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 in Europe. The game sold 63% fewer copies at launch compared with Battlefield 6. It's also more than 60% down over last year's Black Ops 6. (Digital and physical sales. GSD Data) www.thegamebusiness.com/p/call-of-du...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 European launch sales are 63% down over Battlefield 6
But a strong launch for Ubisoft's Anno 117: Pax Romana
www.thegamebusiness.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
That Phil Spencer Magic!
How can it be Half Life if there's 3 of them? Doesn't sound so "half" to me
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
How can it be Half Life if there's 3 of them? Doesn't sound so "half" to me
Gonna have to actually play E33 soon.
Got a few hours in then dropped it because of life getting in the way and I just know I'm gonna eventually have story stuff spoiler for me. Plus I'm getting tired of seeing people glaze it for "revolutionising" JRPGs.
Got a few hours in then dropped it because of life getting in the way and I just know I'm gonna eventually have story stuff spoiler for me. Plus I'm getting tired of seeing people glaze it for "revolutionising" JRPGs.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Gonna have to actually play E33 soon.
Got a few hours in then dropped it because of life getting in the way and I just know I'm gonna eventually have story stuff spoiler for me. Plus I'm getting tired of seeing people glaze it for "revolutionising" JRPGs.
Got a few hours in then dropped it because of life getting in the way and I just know I'm gonna eventually have story stuff spoiler for me. Plus I'm getting tired of seeing people glaze it for "revolutionising" JRPGs.
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Bowser Plot: Give it up Mario, you'll never stop me from taking Peach to dollar margaritas night at Chili's
K. Rool Plot:
K. Rool Plot:
September 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Bowser Plot: Give it up Mario, you'll never stop me from taking Peach to dollar margaritas night at Chili's
K. Rool Plot:
K. Rool Plot:
ipad itself is $460 man wtf
sorry why the fuck is an ipad keyboard $400
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
ipad itself is $460 man wtf
sorry why the fuck is an ipad keyboard $400
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
sorry why the fuck is an ipad keyboard $400
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Another VGAs, another year Microsoft has no goty nominee
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Another VGAs, another year Microsoft has no goty nominee
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the vgas are corpo dogshit that are minimum voted on by the most boring and artless people to ever live if not outright chosen by back door dealings so giving a shit about them at all is folly, but the way they redefined indie to just be fucking whatever really frosts my ass
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the vgas are corpo dogshit that are minimum voted on by the most boring and artless people to ever live if not outright chosen by back door dealings so giving a shit about them at all is folly, but the way they redefined indie to just be fucking whatever really frosts my ass
watched the first two eps of Pluribus.
not sure if this is a hot take because I haven't seen anyone talking about this show but so far it's just "okay"
not sure if this is a hot take because I haven't seen anyone talking about this show but so far it's just "okay"
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
watched the first two eps of Pluribus.
not sure if this is a hot take because I haven't seen anyone talking about this show but so far it's just "okay"
not sure if this is a hot take because I haven't seen anyone talking about this show but so far it's just "okay"
mfw a remake surpasses the original in just about every way
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
mfw a remake surpasses the original in just about every way
Took my time with it but I'm finally done with Dragon Quest I+II Remake and fellas.... it's a good time to be a DQ fan
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Took my time with it but I'm finally done with Dragon Quest I+II Remake and fellas.... it's a good time to be a DQ fan
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The President is a paedophile who will likely never face justice but please remember to never talk about what you think should happen to him!
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The President is a paedophile who will likely never face justice but please remember to never talk about what you think should happen to him!
little brother is getting married today. but not until like 6pm. what's the go there. what am i meant to do for the rest of my day
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
little brother is getting married today. but not until like 6pm. what's the go there. what am i meant to do for the rest of my day
"Erm, well that didn't exactly sound FRIENDLY"
I'm gonna end it all man. This is Metroid??
I'm gonna end it all man. This is Metroid??
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Erm, well that didn't exactly sound FRIENDLY"
I'm gonna end it all man. This is Metroid??
I'm gonna end it all man. This is Metroid??
Metroid Prime definitely suffered from not having some guy following Samus around and screaming whenever an enemy appeared, glad they fixed that
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Metroid Prime definitely suffered from not having some guy following Samus around and screaming whenever an enemy appeared, glad they fixed that
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metroid fans cursed to 1000000 years eternal misery
Oof. 😢
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
metroid fans cursed to 1000000 years eternal misery
Oh no this Metroid news is not good
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh no this Metroid news is not good
if my phone is so smart and is actually spying on me, then why doesn't it realise I don't give a flying fuck about stranger things and just stop putting reels and posts and everything to do with it in front of me. Fuck off
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
if my phone is so smart and is actually spying on me, then why doesn't it realise I don't give a flying fuck about stranger things and just stop putting reels and posts and everything to do with it in front of me. Fuck off
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
steam machine de la abuela
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I am very much anti-corporal punishment but IF you are a billionaire AND a known paedophile AND actively ruining the world I'm just saying it should be time for Crab Surgery
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I am very much anti-corporal punishment but IF you are a billionaire AND a known paedophile AND actively ruining the world I'm just saying it should be time for Crab Surgery
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america, don't you remember gun..? bang bang ? your favorite game..?
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
america, don't you remember gun..? bang bang ? your favorite game..?