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No, Cynthia Nixon caused a sensation by appearing in The Real Thing and Hurlyburly at the same time and commuting between them on her bicycle.

What Nick Shirley caused was people getting killed.

Please make a note of it.
As an influencer, Nick Shirley had struggled to expand his reach. But after a missionary trip pushed him to try a new approach, he caused a sensation with a video claiming to expose fraud at Somali-run day care centers in Minnesota. nyti.ms/45GzJi4
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Gov. Josh Shapiro called District Attorney Larry Krasner's comparison of ICE agents to Nazis "abhorrent." Krasner responded that Shapiro is "not meeting the moment."
Philly DA Larry Krasner says ‘don’t be a wimp’ after Gov. Josh Shapiro decried his comparison of ICE agents to Nazis
www.inquirer.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
people who complain about passengers that recline their seats on the airplane, why don’t you just fly on a budget airline? problem solved.
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
at this point when I say I want a child-free man, that means no pets either.
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
i’m so happy for Benito 🥹🥹
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to ‘Home Alone’ mom Catherine O'Hara:

“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
struggling to figure out why this particular celebrity death is affecting me. I’m not usually the kind of person who mourns celebrities but this one is genuinely heartbreaking.
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Explain to me why your god keeps taking everyone except the people that need to be taken.
January 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
71 feels so young
January 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
god, this year sucks so bad already
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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idk if it’s the constant horrors or what but catherine o’hara dying at just 71 years old is hitting me like a ton of bricks 😭😩😭😩😭😩
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
not Catherine O’Hara 🥺💔
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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finishing another gloriously camp episode of The Traitors before finding out what the internet is going to be irrationally angry about for the next week straight #TheTraitorsUS
a cartoon smiley face with a big smile on its face and a big mouth .
ALT: a cartoon smiley face with a big smile on its face and a big mouth .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Maybe he can fix RHOBH next. #TheTraitorsUS
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Rob deserves this win, he truly does... but does he really HAVE to drag Colton to the end? #TheTraitorsUS
a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:22 AM
if I was at that round table, I would’ve voted for Natalie based on her terrible fashions alone. #TheTraitorsUS
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 AM
one of my favorite things about #TheTraitorsUs is that I have built in phone scrolling time during the challenges
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
you couldn’t pay me to go on a cruise.
January 29, 2026 at 6:14 PM
abolishing isn’t enough.
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
to avoid more tragic deaths we actually need to prosecute ICE 💖
Opinion | To Avoid More Tragic Deaths, ICE Needs Higher Education and Training Standards

Higher ed can play an important role in making federal immigration enforcement safer. https://bit.ly/4bRR5fx

#EDUSKy #HigherEd #AcademicSky
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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its tuesday yall
January 27, 2026 at 10:32 PM
why am i the kind of person who feels depressed if im not on my routine? 😩
January 27, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Abolish ICE is not enough.

Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.

We need prosecutions and trials.

Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM