🔞 Jade Emerald 🔞
@jadeemerald.bsky.social
Genderfluid 32yo. Miniature painting, video games, smut and bad posting.
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The Adeptus Custladies have finally arrived in Warhammer 40K.
The Female Custodes Kit Is the Coolest Thing GW Has Done in Years
The Adeptus Custladies have finally arrived in Warhammer 40K.
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January 17, 2026 at 11:01 AM
The Adeptus Custladies have finally arrived in Warhammer 40K.
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@ people who use genAI to think for them
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
@ people who use genAI to think for them
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January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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fwiw I asked multiple Rare- and Magazine System-adjacent folk about this a few years ago, and was told (paraphrasing):
"possibly? idk I don't remember"
"that sounds like the sort of thing we would have told a magazine for no reason"
"we published bullshit all the time"
"possibly? idk I don't remember"
"that sounds like the sort of thing we would have told a magazine for no reason"
"we published bullshit all the time"
According to the official British Nintendo Magazine System magazine, Panel de Pon was originally planned to be localized with Killer Instinct characters before being changed to the Yoshi-themed Tetris Attack.
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 AM
fwiw I asked multiple Rare- and Magazine System-adjacent folk about this a few years ago, and was told (paraphrasing):
"possibly? idk I don't remember"
"that sounds like the sort of thing we would have told a magazine for no reason"
"we published bullshit all the time"
"possibly? idk I don't remember"
"that sounds like the sort of thing we would have told a magazine for no reason"
"we published bullshit all the time"
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Tau glamour shot jumpscare
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Tau glamour shot jumpscare
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
Something about playing 40K is very strange
You get all set up and you're like "hell yeah we're gonna play 40k"
And then like five hours pass and you're exhausted and you hate yourself and your opponent and you forgot Tank Shock was a stratagem that exists so now Fulgrim is up in your shit
You get all set up and you're like "hell yeah we're gonna play 40k"
And then like five hours pass and you're exhausted and you hate yourself and your opponent and you forgot Tank Shock was a stratagem that exists so now Fulgrim is up in your shit
January 11, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Something about playing 40K is very strange
You get all set up and you're like "hell yeah we're gonna play 40k"
And then like five hours pass and you're exhausted and you hate yourself and your opponent and you forgot Tank Shock was a stratagem that exists so now Fulgrim is up in your shit
You get all set up and you're like "hell yeah we're gonna play 40k"
And then like five hours pass and you're exhausted and you hate yourself and your opponent and you forgot Tank Shock was a stratagem that exists so now Fulgrim is up in your shit
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"Please declare your reason for visit and any God-given abilities you possess."
"Just visiting. And none."
"Please step through the scanner."
BEEP
"Uh-huh. And what is this? Is this a Level 10 Hypnosis Magic?"
"That's not mine! I don't know where that came from!"
"Step over this way, sir...."
"Just visiting. And none."
"Please step through the scanner."
BEEP
"Uh-huh. And what is this? Is this a Level 10 Hypnosis Magic?"
"That's not mine! I don't know where that came from!"
"Step over this way, sir...."
Chapter one: in which our protagonist goes through isekai customs-
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
"Please declare your reason for visit and any God-given abilities you possess."
"Just visiting. And none."
"Please step through the scanner."
BEEP
"Uh-huh. And what is this? Is this a Level 10 Hypnosis Magic?"
"That's not mine! I don't know where that came from!"
"Step over this way, sir...."
"Just visiting. And none."
"Please step through the scanner."
BEEP
"Uh-huh. And what is this? Is this a Level 10 Hypnosis Magic?"
"That's not mine! I don't know where that came from!"
"Step over this way, sir...."
Isekai setting where so many people have gotten isekaied to there that now they're just imprisoning the isekaied people because we can't fucking have any more 21st century dipshits assembling harems and doing One Weird Trick to become invincible
January 2, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Isekai setting where so many people have gotten isekaied to there that now they're just imprisoning the isekaied people because we can't fucking have any more 21st century dipshits assembling harems and doing One Weird Trick to become invincible
Finally deleted my goddamn Twitter accounts lmao, took me way too long to get around to that
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
December 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Finally deleted my goddamn Twitter accounts lmao, took me way too long to get around to that
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
Finally deleted my goddamn Twitter accounts lmao, took me way too long to get around to that
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Finally deleted my goddamn Twitter accounts lmao, took me way too long to get around to that
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
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A lack of festive spirit makes me
December 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
A lack of festive spirit makes me
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December 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM