🔞 Jade Emerald 🔞
@jadeemerald.bsky.social
Genderfluid 32yo. Miniature painting, video games, smut and bad posting.
Something about playing 40K is very strange
You get all set up and you're like "hell yeah we're gonna play 40k"
And then like five hours pass and you're exhausted and you hate yourself and your opponent and you forgot Tank Shock was a stratagem that exists so now Fulgrim is up in your shit
You get all set up and you're like "hell yeah we're gonna play 40k"
And then like five hours pass and you're exhausted and you hate yourself and your opponent and you forgot Tank Shock was a stratagem that exists so now Fulgrim is up in your shit
January 11, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Something about playing 40K is very strange
You get all set up and you're like "hell yeah we're gonna play 40k"
And then like five hours pass and you're exhausted and you hate yourself and your opponent and you forgot Tank Shock was a stratagem that exists so now Fulgrim is up in your shit
You get all set up and you're like "hell yeah we're gonna play 40k"
And then like five hours pass and you're exhausted and you hate yourself and your opponent and you forgot Tank Shock was a stratagem that exists so now Fulgrim is up in your shit
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"Please declare your reason for visit and any God-given abilities you possess."
"Just visiting. And none."
"Please step through the scanner."
BEEP
"Uh-huh. And what is this? Is this a Level 10 Hypnosis Magic?"
"That's not mine! I don't know where that came from!"
"Step over this way, sir...."
"Just visiting. And none."
"Please step through the scanner."
BEEP
"Uh-huh. And what is this? Is this a Level 10 Hypnosis Magic?"
"That's not mine! I don't know where that came from!"
"Step over this way, sir...."
Chapter one: in which our protagonist goes through isekai customs-
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
"Please declare your reason for visit and any God-given abilities you possess."
"Just visiting. And none."
"Please step through the scanner."
BEEP
"Uh-huh. And what is this? Is this a Level 10 Hypnosis Magic?"
"That's not mine! I don't know where that came from!"
"Step over this way, sir...."
"Just visiting. And none."
"Please step through the scanner."
BEEP
"Uh-huh. And what is this? Is this a Level 10 Hypnosis Magic?"
"That's not mine! I don't know where that came from!"
"Step over this way, sir...."
Isekai setting where so many people have gotten isekaied to there that now they're just imprisoning the isekaied people because we can't fucking have any more 21st century dipshits assembling harems and doing One Weird Trick to become invincible
January 2, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Isekai setting where so many people have gotten isekaied to there that now they're just imprisoning the isekaied people because we can't fucking have any more 21st century dipshits assembling harems and doing One Weird Trick to become invincible
Finally deleted my goddamn Twitter accounts lmao, took me way too long to get around to that
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
December 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Finally deleted my goddamn Twitter accounts lmao, took me way too long to get around to that
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
Finally deleted my goddamn Twitter accounts lmao, took me way too long to get around to that
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Finally deleted my goddamn Twitter accounts lmao, took me way too long to get around to that
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
Uh sorry to any artists who've pointed their commissions at me on there I guess but you should probably gtfo too
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A lack of festive spirit makes me
December 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
A lack of festive spirit makes me
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December 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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[ 0908 ] ARMORED MEOWSCARADA 🟥
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
[ 0908 ] ARMORED MEOWSCARADA 🟥
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I just spent like an hour making a gif of Ice Slizer
December 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I just spent like an hour making a gif of Ice Slizer
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Friendly reminder that in hogwarts legacy your professor eleazar fig dies no matter which ending you get and also anne was cursed by rookwood
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Friendly reminder that in hogwarts legacy your professor eleazar fig dies no matter which ending you get and also anne was cursed by rookwood
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Bowser's Breakfast Challenge
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Bowser's Breakfast Challenge
Roll for the Galaxy
Some Really Annoying Shit Involving Many Cubes
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Roll for the Galaxy
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Unlock Peach's Liquor Cabinet
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Unlock Peach's Liquor Cabinet
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Okay so this last few months have been awful I'm been fired and I'm completely broke.
So I need all the help I can get
paypal.me/TheRumda?cou...
So I need all the help I can get
paypal.me/TheRumda?cou...
Pay Niamh Fuery using PayPal.Me
Go to PayPal.Me/TheRumda and enter the amount. It's safer and more secure. Don't have a PayPal account? No problem.
paypal.me
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Okay so this last few months have been awful I'm been fired and I'm completely broke.
So I need all the help I can get
paypal.me/TheRumda?cou...
So I need all the help I can get
paypal.me/TheRumda?cou...