Jolene
@sjbroadside.bsky.social
transfem polyam whatever [ve/ver/vers, she/her/hers]
digital artist (sort of), podcast host (@ourworldspod.bsky.social)
banner art by @sappholopod.bsky.social
digital artist (sort of), podcast host (@ourworldspod.bsky.social)
banner art by @sappholopod.bsky.social
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Jolene
@sjbroadside.bsky.social
· Jul 25
I'm open for a variety of vector and pixel art commissions! Kamen Rider web anime renders, retro action figures and character pixels are £15 each. Transformers-style insignia (and similar) are £10 each. Emoji are £5 each (torment your friends for cheap). DM me if interested!
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January 20, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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the most criminal thing here is not even the intention behind it, but how deeply millennialcore it is. humiliating. you can own being old but not like this. You have to age gracefully. You cannot try to be young, nor can you cling to the past as if it never became the present
White House spokeswoman mocks people asking about this:
“uM, eXCuSe mE??? iS tHAt DiGiTAlLy AlTeReD?!?!?!?!?!”
“uM, eXCuSe mE??? iS tHAt DiGiTAlLy AlTeReD?!?!?!?!?!”
January 23, 2026 at 2:20 AM
the most criminal thing here is not even the intention behind it, but how deeply millennialcore it is. humiliating. you can own being old but not like this. You have to age gracefully. You cannot try to be young, nor can you cling to the past as if it never became the present
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Man, CNN's framing of this story is so fucking bleak
Oh, the policy allows them to do that, huh?
Oh, the policy allows them to do that, huh?
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Man, CNN's framing of this story is so fucking bleak
Oh, the policy allows them to do that, huh?
Oh, the policy allows them to do that, huh?
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I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud
Delicious to me
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud
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whether you think america is literally the great satan founded on a bedrock of violence or you think america is a deeply flawed country with a celebrated tradition of resistance, i think we can all agree it's only one of those and anyone who disagrees with your read is naive or irredeemably evil
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
whether you think america is literally the great satan founded on a bedrock of violence or you think america is a deeply flawed country with a celebrated tradition of resistance, i think we can all agree it's only one of those and anyone who disagrees with your read is naive or irredeemably evil
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Thinking about how bsky has the most horrible setting turned on by default that says "i don't want to see any other languages except English" and if no one tells you to put it on "no selection" you straight up won't see posts from people set to different languages on your TL.
And if you feel like it's getting worse, yes, it is. Non US traffic here is minimal. And criticising it, you get "skill issue" or "it's not an echo chamber!"
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Thinking about how bsky has the most horrible setting turned on by default that says "i don't want to see any other languages except English" and if no one tells you to put it on "no selection" you straight up won't see posts from people set to different languages on your TL.
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Kamen Rider Geats (2022)
Episode 22
Episode 22
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Kamen Rider Geats (2022)
Episode 22
Episode 22
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7 democrats made this bill pass.
If they all voted “no” it would’ve failed 213-214.
If they all voted “no” it would’ve failed 213-214.
NEW: DHS appropriations bill funding ICE passes 220-207
7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez
One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez
One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
7 democrats made this bill pass.
If they all voted “no” it would’ve failed 213-214.
If they all voted “no” it would’ve failed 213-214.
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Group of characters where each claims to be the last survivor of the same extinct extraterrestrial civilisation, insisting the others technically don't count; one's a robot created by the culture in question, one was raised in the culture but isn't the same species, one's a straight up ghost, etc.
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Group of characters where each claims to be the last survivor of the same extinct extraterrestrial civilisation, insisting the others technically don't count; one's a robot created by the culture in question, one was raised in the culture but isn't the same species, one's a straight up ghost, etc.
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since jonathan blow being a shithead is in the news again now’s a great time to tell anyone interested in a free game that takes the piss out of him (no pun intended) to go play The Looker on steam store.steampowered.com/app/1985690/...
The Looker on Steam
You wake up, alone, on a strangely familiar island full of puzzles that will frustrate and annoy you.
store.steampowered.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:24 PM
since jonathan blow being a shithead is in the news again now’s a great time to tell anyone interested in a free game that takes the piss out of him (no pun intended) to go play The Looker on steam store.steampowered.com/app/1985690/...
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kamen rider kuuga is really good and free to watch on youtube
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 PM
kamen rider kuuga is really good and free to watch on youtube
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Oooooo you want to commission me ooooooo
Looking to do some commissions, you can put these idle hands to work for YOU!!!
Here are my rates!
Sketch: 25$
Flat Colors: 50$
Colors+Shading: 75$
Watercolors: 100$
Additional Background +25$
DM me for more info, reposts appreciated!
Here are my rates!
Sketch: 25$
Flat Colors: 50$
Colors+Shading: 75$
Watercolors: 100$
Additional Background +25$
DM me for more info, reposts appreciated!
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Oooooo you want to commission me ooooooo
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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
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imagining Jack Black carefully watching presidential polling and when it hits below 40% he picks up that phone
Tenacious D will return: Jack Black and Kyle Gass ‘hashed it out’ after Trump joke controversy
Tenacious D will return: Jack Black and Kyle Gass ‘hashed it out’ after Trump joke controversy
The band went on hiatus after outrage over onstage joke in 2024, but Gass confirms the band will return, saying ‘It was hard. It is like a marriage’
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 PM
imagining Jack Black carefully watching presidential polling and when it hits below 40% he picks up that phone
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Quality performance art. Easy to parse, thematically relevant, kinda gross. Love it.
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Quality performance art. Easy to parse, thematically relevant, kinda gross. Love it.
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It is very, very, very funny that you don't hear Jared Leto's voice and you don't see Jared Leto's face and there's absolutely no way of telling that Jared Leto is actually in the He-Man movie from that trailer.
January 22, 2026 at 2:57 PM
It is very, very, very funny that you don't hear Jared Leto's voice and you don't see Jared Leto's face and there's absolutely no way of telling that Jared Leto is actually in the He-Man movie from that trailer.
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Rodimus Prime remembers the Transformers' greatest battle on Earth.
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Rodimus Prime remembers the Transformers' greatest battle on Earth.
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A reminder that QBJ3 is a fully standalone free game. Also like 35+ hours long. For reference, vanilla Quake is like 7-8 hours. An all-you-can-eat buffet of concrete and rust.
It is VERY good. Even the weakest parts are still on par with your average retail Quake map. The best parts are stunning.
It is VERY good. Even the weakest parts are still on par with your average retail Quake map. The best parts are stunning.
thanks to @ricklane.bsky.social for talking to me and other modders. sorry not-sorry for the ludicrous headline quote
btw credit to @asponge.bsky.social who coined “concrete murderzones” years ago to describe QBJ1 and it stuck in my head all these years
btw credit to @asponge.bsky.social who coined “concrete murderzones” years ago to describe QBJ1 and it stuck in my head all these years
‘It’s the underground Met Gala of concrete murderzone design’: welcome to the Quake Brutalist Game Jam
Quake Brutalist Jam began as a celebration of old-fashioned shooter level design, but its latest version is one step away from being a game in its own right
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 9:18 PM
A reminder that QBJ3 is a fully standalone free game. Also like 35+ hours long. For reference, vanilla Quake is like 7-8 hours. An all-you-can-eat buffet of concrete and rust.
It is VERY good. Even the weakest parts are still on par with your average retail Quake map. The best parts are stunning.
It is VERY good. Even the weakest parts are still on par with your average retail Quake map. The best parts are stunning.