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Jay Forster
@jakobforster.bsky.social
internationally tolerated podcaster // reads more books than is socially acceptable // big dumpling guy // no really, i’m not joking about the books
in other news im at my friend’s play tonight and the front row is entirely friends of one of the actors, they have done about 6 bottles of wine between them and are wolf whistling every time their friend is on the stage, a+ support
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
society if the nhl adopted the jailbreak PK rule
society if the nhl ruled that goal reviews cant last longer than 90 seconds
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
just experienced my first live Youth Doing The 67 Thing

am i old
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
sharksposting before the cbj game: i do love to see a william eklund goal
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
so my best friend got me into hockey originally, she no longer really pays attention for various reasons but every so often i will update her and her wife who doesnt know hockey at all on stuff (guess who just got traded/retired/etc)

anyway i just informed her about heated rivalry’s ~origins~
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
this thanksgiving i am thankful for taskmaster new zealand season 5 and the girl dinner (gender neutral) i am enjoying
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
sources are saying that luca pinelli is fun as hell
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
shot // chaser

ama, etc
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
at the store today i found “protein cheese bars” which as far as i can tell are just sticks of cheddar in Manly Packaging that costs four times as much as a block of normally branded cheddar
what do you mean protein water is a thing that exists now
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
contender for name of the year
The #hashtag signed '25 pick #39 Peyton Kettles to a 3 year entry level contract

NHL: $787.5K
SB: $87.5K
Minors: $85K

$875K Cap Hit / AAV

Rep'd by Greg Landry @Greg_Landry

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November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
why do i only come to london on days when its everyone’s first time at a train station/out in public at all
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
in canada his name is kilometres wood
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i am tired of the shootout and also of blowing 2 goal leads but now i can be friends with my habs fan buds again until march
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
watching joe veleno et les habitants tonight and thinking about this guy again
i wont be habs posting all game but shoutout to the dude in front of me who watched veleno block that shot and immediately googled “joe veleno”
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
DELIGHTED to add another noted reader to my list of nhl players, per the cbj broadcast, jet greaves is reading the count of monte christo
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
oh i know the answer to this one!

no!
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i know its always fun to laugh at the leafs but i just looked it up and morgan rielly has literally never had a good defence partner in 12 seasons with the leafs
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
what do you mean protein water is a thing that exists now
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
also while im complaining about hockey, what the fuck is in the water recently with these two handed baseball swings at people’s heads? there were TWO incidents here in the uk a couple weeks ago and then last night in the ohl? what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
between the pwhl seattle captaincy announcement and the sam malinski nate mackinnon story its been a real drafts tweet deletes tweet kind of day on the old internet
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
the rumours of adam fantilli’s demise were greatly exaggerated
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
obsessed with torts being afraid of the cannon in columbus despite being at every home game for like five seasons, even more obsessed with espn playing random cannon sounds to try and jumpscare him during the intermission
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
tragedy has occurred: i used the last of my canadian maple syrup. please respect my privacy at this time.
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
im starting to think that quinn hughes might be the boy from omelas
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM