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Jay Forster

@jakobforster.bsky.social

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internationally tolerated podcaster // reads more books than is socially acceptable // big dumpling guy // no really, i’m not joking about the books

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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 2h

man that etsy witch really got her moneys worth out of that spell

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 5h

you are a parody of yourself

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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 12h

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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 13h

i had a honey cruller which i usually love! maybe this was just a bad batch but it was NOT good

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 14h

i do have to clarify i did not go to tim hortons on purpose my airbnb host bought me half a dozen apology donuts because i couldnt check in fir 45 minute but man. Man. im sure they didnt used to be this bad.

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 14h

is this a safe space to talk about how awful tim hortons donuts are now

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 16h

alex nedeljkovic

A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 19h

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 16h

this is also how the hockey team in sheffield got its name (fun fact, pittsburgh and sheffield are sister cities)

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1d

he is both queer and worked on shoresy (which i loved) so i do think it is a good fit but i SUPER wasn’t expecting it

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1d

FASCINATED to find out one of the letterkenny guys is the showrunner for the gay hockey romance miniseries

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1d

rachel you have to delete this

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1d

the thing about patrick kane (and presumably eventually jonathan toews) is that every time i see them do something i do think about kyle beach saying that everyone in that locker room knew what happened to him

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1d

from your lips to gods ears

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1d

this will a) mean sid stays where he’s supposed to and, crucially, b) put them out of the running for mckenna

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1d

listen i know i hate the penguins like its my job to do so but i do think the funniest possible response to all the “trade sid” nonsense is for the team to be just good enough that it doesnt make sense to trade him bc what if they make the playoffs???

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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1d

dean evason do you take constructive criticism

Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 1d

Imagining a beautiful future where every coach knew who their best six defenders were.

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1d

i dont even care about baseball but i have been thinking about vlad guerrero jr going DAAAAA YANKEE LOSE over and over while derek jeter sits there like a human version of the arthur clenched fist jpeg

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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes in the art of an nhl jersey design, good is all you can hope for

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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1d

made it into my airbnb, hello toronto, sources are saying go jays

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Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 1d

“hey jay hows toronto” oh its awesome my airbnb host ghosted me for an hour so im sitting on the floor outside the apartment waiting for someone to come and let me in

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 2d

give dustin wolf a knife

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 2d

dustin wolf should have won the calder send tweet

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 2d

good and bad news

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 2d

has to wait for the goalie to leave before he can score, huh

Jay Forster @jakobforster.bsky.social · 2d

give them to me