Jay Forster
@jakobforster.bsky.social
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internationally tolerated podcaster // reads more books than is socially acceptable // big dumpling guy // no really, i’m not joking about the books
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give dustin wolf a knife
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dustin wolf should have won the calder send tweet
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has to wait for the goalie to leave before he can score, huh
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i am starting a dialogue
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i got four mini meat pies and a promise/threat* to drive me to the train station tomorrow

her: i will drive you
me: oh no thank you so much you dont need to do that its just a 10 minute walk
her: I WILL DRIVE YOU

does amira know i would die for her
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so the airbnb i’m staying in right now is the basement apartment of a house, and the host’s mom lives upstairs. she is lebanese and earlier dropped off five kinds of baklava, telling me it will be the best baklava i have ever had and you know what she was not wrong

they WILL be getting 5 stars
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stanislav szovil deserves better
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its kind of genius to have your airbnb in the basement below a grandma aged woman’s house where she can bring you baked goods, infinite 5 star review glitch
jakobforster.bsky.social
so the airbnb i’m staying in right now is the basement apartment of a house, and the host’s mom lives upstairs. she is lebanese and earlier dropped off five kinds of baklava, telling me it will be the best baklava i have ever had and you know what she was not wrong

they WILL be getting 5 stars
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shame about the nhl team
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regret to announce ottawa is a great city even in the rain
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Any trans person who begins their transition today is exhibiting more courage than most people will in their entire lives.
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this is my favourite discovery in ottawa so far, her name is maman and i love her
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fall at home is usually miserable and rainy for three months so i love to experience the temperature drop due to overnight rain and no actual feeling of being soggy as soon as you step foot outside
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montreal was beautiful and i love the sun but it is 19 degrees in ottawa this morning after a rainy night and i am thrilled to experience fall
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i feel like you could put subliminal messaging in these and no one would ever find out until they’d signed everyone they know up for hockeyviz
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i cant believe i will be in ottawa in october for over 72 hours and there isnt a single hockey game on anywhere, embarrassing for this city tbh
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toum is so fucking good, do the people know about toum
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moved on from montrel and thus my quest to become 60% poutine by volume to ottawa so i can begin my quest to become 60% shawarma by volume
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one time when i was still working for a hockey team we had someone from the visiting fanbase send us an email complaint because the kids by the tunnel booed the away team as they took to the ice and she thought that was creating a hostile environment for her
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i do think that booing makes some players stronger (see: jeff carter in columbus) but i do think that by and large booing the other team is as much a part of sports as the actual sport
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me booing sidney crosby in sap centre after one (1) beer because of the 2016 scf:
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If you aren’t allowed to boo the opposing team’s best player then fold up sports there is no point
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Philly booing Ohtani cmon man. He's not a Dodger he's our national baseball Folk Hero. He is for everyone. He loves dogs and hits balls 500 ft and throws the ball 100 mph.
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obviously it is so so sad for so many reasons but it is so unfair that sean and john never got to play together again
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regret to announce im watching the johnny hockey episode of the faceoff series and i am: Sad