James Mallard
@jamesquacks.bsky.social
✝️ God Loves You | Autistic ♾️ | Writer | SFW Only! | Amateur Cartoonist | Model Railroader | Nuts for Thomas, Rankin/Bass, Cartoons, Birds, and Trains | Psalm 102:6
Happy Thanksgiving from @zarcmoo.bsky.social and I! I used magic to turn her into the main course, but she seems to be enjoying her transformation! Oh well, how could you eat a face like that?
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from @zarcmoo.bsky.social and I! I used magic to turn her into the main course, but she seems to be enjoying her transformation! Oh well, how could you eat a face like that?
It seems today,
That all you see,
Is honking in movies
And hissing on TV
That all you see,
Is honking in movies
And hissing on TV
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It seems today,
That all you see,
Is honking in movies
And hissing on TV
That all you see,
Is honking in movies
And hissing on TV
Reposted by James Mallard
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1948
November 23,1948
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1948
November 23,1948
Milo loves turning into things, whether it's a buff lion, or a one-eyed submarine!
👨🎨: @lodossxii.bsky.social
👨🎨: @lodossxii.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Milo loves turning into things, whether it's a buff lion, or a one-eyed submarine!
👨🎨: @lodossxii.bsky.social
👨🎨: @lodossxii.bsky.social
Ugh, two of my closest friends have disappeared from the Internet and I am very sad 😞 I don’t know how much of this I can take.
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Ugh, two of my closest friends have disappeared from the Internet and I am very sad 😞 I don’t know how much of this I can take.
Some drawings @henevada.bsky.social did of me as Amusement Park Rides back in April 2024.
I wonder what happened to him? I miss him dearly.
I wonder what happened to him? I miss him dearly.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Some drawings @henevada.bsky.social did of me as Amusement Park Rides back in April 2024.
I wonder what happened to him? I miss him dearly.
I wonder what happened to him? I miss him dearly.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I’ve decided on Milo
Yellow Dragon Shapeshifter 🐉✨
I need to think of a name for him. He likes turning into vehicles more than animals.
I need to think of a name for him. He likes turning into vehicles more than animals.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’ve decided on Milo
Happy 35th Birthday to this hunk 💓
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Happy 35th Birthday to this hunk 💓
Reposted by James Mallard
Too late for Hot Bird Summer, just in time for #CozyBirdAutumn ☕🦃🍂
🎨 by Bluescale @bluescale.bsky.social
🎨 by Bluescale @bluescale.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Too late for Hot Bird Summer, just in time for #CozyBirdAutumn ☕🦃🍂
🎨 by Bluescale @bluescale.bsky.social
🎨 by Bluescale @bluescale.bsky.social
Yellow Dragon Shapeshifter 🐉✨
I need to think of a name for him. He likes turning into vehicles more than animals.
I need to think of a name for him. He likes turning into vehicles more than animals.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Yellow Dragon Shapeshifter 🐉✨
I need to think of a name for him. He likes turning into vehicles more than animals.
I need to think of a name for him. He likes turning into vehicles more than animals.
Planes, Trains, and Dragons
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Planes, Trains, and Dragons
Yeah, I agree, Thank You Veterans, but Daffy is adorable here.
Happy Veterans Day. To all who have been in the armed forces, thank you for serving our country. Especially these two famous military recruits that made us laugh and kept our spirits high during WWII, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.
#LooneyTunes
#LooneyTunes
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Yeah, I agree, Thank You Veterans, but Daffy is adorable here.
Everett True said Animal Rights in 1915
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Everett True said Animal Rights in 1915
Since today is the 50th anniversary of the final voyage of the #edmundfitzgerald, better reskeet the video of me ringing the famous bell rang 29 times for each man who died in the wreck.
Rang the famous bell at the Maritime Sailors’ Cathedral referenced in “The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot. It jerked me right off the ground!
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Since today is the 50th anniversary of the final voyage of the #edmundfitzgerald, better reskeet the video of me ringing the famous bell rang 29 times for each man who died in the wreck.
Anyone who decorates for Halloween in August has NO right to complain about Christmas decorations in November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Anyone who decorates for Halloween in August has NO right to complain about Christmas decorations in November.
If you see this, post your bird art 🐦
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If you see this, post your bird art 🐦
POV: Furry Bowling
(Cropped out my embarrassingly low score)
(Cropped out my embarrassingly low score)
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
POV: Furry Bowling
(Cropped out my embarrassingly low score)
(Cropped out my embarrassingly low score)
Reposted by James Mallard
Nunsense continues. This one actually has two pages, but the joke gets across with one. One of my biggest pet peeves in these sort of movies has been the upside down cross: The symbol of humility. Yes. Super scary.
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Nunsense continues. This one actually has two pages, but the joke gets across with one. One of my biggest pet peeves in these sort of movies has been the upside down cross: The symbol of humility. Yes. Super scary.
Finished Keristone and her mom. I tried using alternatives to the black pen I usually use, and well, here’s the result. I also erased the pencil lines when the ink was still wet, oops. Not sure about the colors. Was originally gonna make her red, but I didn’t want her to look like Ronald McDonald.
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Finished Keristone and her mom. I tried using alternatives to the black pen I usually use, and well, here’s the result. I also erased the pencil lines when the ink was still wet, oops. Not sure about the colors. Was originally gonna make her red, but I didn’t want her to look like Ronald McDonald.
Saw an ad for AI glasses at Target. Is this what it looks like when you put them on?
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Saw an ad for AI glasses at Target. Is this what it looks like when you put them on?
I’m really starting to hate nostalgiacore reels. They’re so dystopian. “Hey, your adult life is depressing and meaningless! Don’t you wish you were alone at a windowless indoor bouncy house park in 2007 for all eternity?”
No optimism for the future, just toxically trapping you in the past.
No optimism for the future, just toxically trapping you in the past.
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’m really starting to hate nostalgiacore reels. They’re so dystopian. “Hey, your adult life is depressing and meaningless! Don’t you wish you were alone at a windowless indoor bouncy house park in 2007 for all eternity?”
No optimism for the future, just toxically trapping you in the past.
No optimism for the future, just toxically trapping you in the past.
Reposted by James Mallard
Covid wont stop me, still working..
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Covid wont stop me, still working..