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Joe Martin
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it anymore and what’s it seems weird and scary.
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I have 365 of these jokes, I should make a 🧵 and post one a day this year!
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Lmfao
NEWS: Shedeur Sanders was named to the 2026 AFC Pro Bowl roster as a replacement on Monday, a team source confirmed.

The Browns rookie QB has now gone from fifth-rounder to Pro Bowler.
January 26, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Pretty sure I read this book before...
"The administration is urging Americans to reject the evidence of their eyes and ears. Ms. Noem & Mr. Bovino are lying in defiance of obvious truths. They are lying in the manner of authoritarian regimes that require people to accept lies as a demonstration of power."
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/25/o...
Opinion | The Trump Administration Is Lying to Our Faces. Congress Must Act.
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Still kind of wild that Boss Hogg is the leader of the treason baby campaign here.
“Canadian lawyer leads movement to have Alberta join the U.S.”

Here, in Alberta, they want you to believe that it’s about independence, not about becoming the 51’st state.

In the USA, on Fox News, they tell the truth.

Register at Forever-Canadian.ca to stop this treason.
January 26, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay
FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay
WASHINGTON – Following the killing of Alex Jeffrey Pretti in Minneapolis, FBI director Kash Patel has advised American citizens participating in anti-ICE demonstrations to leave their firearms at home...
www.thebeaverton.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
As dumb of an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty as you can take there.
January 26, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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Absolutely shameful to throw your employee under the bus when they’re murdered, but that’s what happens when you’re in the dumbest cult of personality in the history of the world
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I remember this thing making me puke.
January 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Santa Cruz, by Peter Doig, 2025
January 25, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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NUNAVUT WON A GAME AT THE TOURNAMENT OF HEARTS!!!
January 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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“Sir we’ve lost r/massivecock”
January 25, 2026 at 5:48 PM
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 PM
You'd think he'd show up in Northern California with what's going on and his shit health.
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Last thing you see as a NPC in Crazy Taxi.
January 25, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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I spent the most formative years of my political life reading headlines like this seemingly every week.
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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💔💔💔💔💔. “Please get the truth out about our son.”
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I think I forgot to post it but I said to pals when that happened he'll say the complete opposite in a few days.
Trump one week ago: "It's a good thing for him [Carney] to sign a trade deal. If he can get a deal with China, he should do that."

Trump today: "If Canada makes a deal with China, it will immediately be hit with a 100% Tariff against all Canadian goods and products coming into the U.S.A."
January 24, 2026 at 4:44 PM
LFG
Amazing turnaround time guys.
February 4th.
January 23, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Combine every tech buzzword into one headline but add fentanyl:
CBP Wants AI-Powered ‘Quantum Sensors’ for Finding Fentanyl in Cars
US Customs and Border Protection is paying General Dynamics to create prototype “quantum sensors,” to be used with an AI database to detect fentanyl and other narcotics.
www.wired.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:36 PM
If there's one thing Smith loves, it's sitting on both sides of the fence.
Very straightforward test for Smith: vigorously refute this.
Bessent pushes Albertan independence from Canada: "Albertans are very independent people. There's a rumor they may have a referendum on whether they want to stay in Canada or not. People are talking. People want sovereignty. They want what the US has got."
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 PM
That would be the most Bills thing to do.
"I would like Philip Rivers as the head coach of the Buffalo Bills, I’d actually love it." – Ryan Clark
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
January 23, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Alternate history SS Superman being a dick as usual.
January 23, 2026 at 2:29 AM
A Clockwork Muppet
January 23, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Dude loves skipping leg days.
January 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM