Jane Haights
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Today’s madlib joke “My name’s [name], and I’m here to say, I [outrageous activity] in a CASUAL way.”
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Today’s madlib joke “My name’s [name], and I’m here to say, I [outrageous activity] in a CASUAL way.”
Realizing that the oldest factual individual known to pop culture is...
A great leader? ❌
A wise philosopher ❌
A victorious conquerer? ❌
A mediocre merchant ✅
Here’s to you, Ea-nāṣir.
A great leader? ❌
A wise philosopher ❌
A victorious conquerer? ❌
A mediocre merchant ✅
Here’s to you, Ea-nāṣir.
January 28, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Realizing that the oldest factual individual known to pop culture is...
A great leader? ❌
A wise philosopher ❌
A victorious conquerer? ❌
A mediocre merchant ✅
Here’s to you, Ea-nāṣir.
A great leader? ❌
A wise philosopher ❌
A victorious conquerer? ❌
A mediocre merchant ✅
Here’s to you, Ea-nāṣir.
Artist! Quote with your most detailed art! ✒️
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January 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Artist! Quote with your most detailed art! ✒️
(Click for full and alt for commentary)
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I’m surprised I’ve never seen media where “____ tailor” is used as a euphemism for necromancer
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I’m surprised I’ve never seen media where “____ tailor” is used as a euphemism for necromancer
Love having a load of stroke/ischemic attack symptoms and a family history of the latter (my dad had one and it changed and was probably a factor in his early-onset dementia) :|
Love that happening in my mid-30s
Relieved that the doc at urgent care Dx’d me w/ vertigo from a contracted eardrum. 😮💨
Love that happening in my mid-30s
Relieved that the doc at urgent care Dx’d me w/ vertigo from a contracted eardrum. 😮💨
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Love having a load of stroke/ischemic attack symptoms and a family history of the latter (my dad had one and it changed and was probably a factor in his early-onset dementia) :|
Love that happening in my mid-30s
Relieved that the doc at urgent care Dx’d me w/ vertigo from a contracted eardrum. 😮💨
Love that happening in my mid-30s
Relieved that the doc at urgent care Dx’d me w/ vertigo from a contracted eardrum. 😮💨
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Call your reps. Let them know that if they vote for ICE funding, you will not vote for them ever again.
Representatives need to feel the heat. NO on ICE funding. No excuses.
Representatives need to feel the heat. NO on ICE funding. No excuses.
So the House is going to vote TOMORROW on the DHS funding bill that includes funding for ICE.
There's a real chance we can get Dems to vote NO on any bill with ICE funding to sink it.
Once it goes to the Senate we likely lose this chance.
24 hours. Go.
www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/no-f...
There's a real chance we can get Dems to vote NO on any bill with ICE funding to sink it.
Once it goes to the Senate we likely lose this chance.
24 hours. Go.
www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/no-f...
No Funding for ICE Surveillance Tech!
www.fightforthefuture.org
January 22, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Call your reps. Let them know that if they vote for ICE funding, you will not vote for them ever again.
Representatives need to feel the heat. NO on ICE funding. No excuses.
Representatives need to feel the heat. NO on ICE funding. No excuses.
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
Got a couple #GameBuilderGarage things to post today.
Thing 1: I figured out how to use the infrared to turn my Switch into a theremin.
Thing 1: I figured out how to use the infrared to turn my Switch into a theremin.
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Got a couple #GameBuilderGarage things to post today.
Thing 1: I figured out how to use the infrared to turn my Switch into a theremin.
Thing 1: I figured out how to use the infrared to turn my Switch into a theremin.
Goofing around prototyping a video game version of “craig maes”, a fictional Welsh sport from the Doc Now! episode “How They Threw Rocks”.
(I think the way it’s played is pretty self-explanatory)
[ #GameMakerGarage #DocumentaryNow ]
(I think the way it’s played is pretty self-explanatory)
[ #GameMakerGarage #DocumentaryNow ]
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Goofing around prototyping a video game version of “craig maes”, a fictional Welsh sport from the Doc Now! episode “How They Threw Rocks”.
(I think the way it’s played is pretty self-explanatory)
[ #GameMakerGarage #DocumentaryNow ]
(I think the way it’s played is pretty self-explanatory)
[ #GameMakerGarage #DocumentaryNow ]
If you have a Switch and want to learn console game dev I 💯% recommend Game Maker Garage
It gives a thorough tutorial on the basics of visual programming (no coding required) and is great for rapid prototyping
I’d argue there are benefits even to its limitations (ITO ecosystem, art prod, etc)
It gives a thorough tutorial on the basics of visual programming (no coding required) and is great for rapid prototyping
I’d argue there are benefits even to its limitations (ITO ecosystem, art prod, etc)
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
If you have a Switch and want to learn console game dev I 💯% recommend Game Maker Garage
It gives a thorough tutorial on the basics of visual programming (no coding required) and is great for rapid prototyping
I’d argue there are benefits even to its limitations (ITO ecosystem, art prod, etc)
It gives a thorough tutorial on the basics of visual programming (no coding required) and is great for rapid prototyping
I’d argue there are benefits even to its limitations (ITO ecosystem, art prod, etc)
Writing up a design doc for a Starfox clone and the first art of 2026 is concept art for the CAMERA (i.e. someone who by definition would have almost no screen time)
=°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ _ °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ =
[ #conceptart #TheErrandGirl ]
=°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ _ °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ =
[ #conceptart #TheErrandGirl ]
January 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Writing up a design doc for a Starfox clone and the first art of 2026 is concept art for the CAMERA (i.e. someone who by definition would have almost no screen time)
=°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ _ °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ =
[ #conceptart #TheErrandGirl ]
=°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ _ °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ =
[ #conceptart #TheErrandGirl ]
Mimic w/ Polymath 100%
December 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Mimic w/ Polymath 100%
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The contrivance for “In the meadow we can build a snowman / and pretend that he is Parson Brown” is pretty amazing.
The real Parson Brown reluctantly refuses to officiate the wedding between Frosty and Crystal (his fiancée) because it “wouldn’t be legal”.
1/2
youtu.be/HfYTfTKYVsY?...
The real Parson Brown reluctantly refuses to officiate the wedding between Frosty and Crystal (his fiancée) because it “wouldn’t be legal”.
1/2
youtu.be/HfYTfTKYVsY?...
Frosty's Winter Wonderland
YouTube video by Nathan Hock
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The contrivance for “In the meadow we can build a snowman / and pretend that he is Parson Brown” is pretty amazing.
The real Parson Brown reluctantly refuses to officiate the wedding between Frosty and Crystal (his fiancée) because it “wouldn’t be legal”.
1/2
youtu.be/HfYTfTKYVsY?...
The real Parson Brown reluctantly refuses to officiate the wedding between Frosty and Crystal (his fiancée) because it “wouldn’t be legal”.
1/2
youtu.be/HfYTfTKYVsY?...
First song I’ve composed with a keytar and I’ve had it stuck in my head for days (probs a good sign).
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
First song I’ve composed with a keytar and I’ve had it stuck in my head for days (probs a good sign).
Most personal evidence that the media landscape is oversaturated is that my YT “Watch Later” list consistently accrues content faster than I can view it, despite the fact that it’s my primary source of entertainment.
Am I gonna have to add going through it to my ever-ballooning list of CHORES??
Am I gonna have to add going through it to my ever-ballooning list of CHORES??
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Most personal evidence that the media landscape is oversaturated is that my YT “Watch Later” list consistently accrues content faster than I can view it, despite the fact that it’s my primary source of entertainment.
Am I gonna have to add going through it to my ever-ballooning list of CHORES??
Am I gonna have to add going through it to my ever-ballooning list of CHORES??
Will never cease to amuse me that my mom adjusted better to my transition than she did to me identifying as a ♎️ after getting my sidereal chart done.
“You will never not be a Scorpio to me.”
🤣🤣🤣
“You will never not be a Scorpio to me.”
🤣🤣🤣
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Will never cease to amuse me that my mom adjusted better to my transition than she did to me identifying as a ♎️ after getting my sidereal chart done.
“You will never not be a Scorpio to me.”
🤣🤣🤣
“You will never not be a Scorpio to me.”
🤣🤣🤣
🍊admin releasing the Epstein Files.
(Credit to my wife for coming up with that joke)
(Credit to my wife for coming up with that joke)
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
🍊admin releasing the Epstein Files.
(Credit to my wife for coming up with that joke)
(Credit to my wife for coming up with that joke)
#lowpoly condiment dispenser set
I only used my iPad to make it and gee did this take a long time compared to if I’d just done them in Blender.
Valence doesn’t unwrap UVs, as far as I can tell, so it’s hard to tell how the geometry with respond to texturing.
🏗️: Valence
🎨: Procreate
I only used my iPad to make it and gee did this take a long time compared to if I’d just done them in Blender.
Valence doesn’t unwrap UVs, as far as I can tell, so it’s hard to tell how the geometry with respond to texturing.
🏗️: Valence
🎨: Procreate
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
#lowpoly condiment dispenser set
I only used my iPad to make it and gee did this take a long time compared to if I’d just done them in Blender.
Valence doesn’t unwrap UVs, as far as I can tell, so it’s hard to tell how the geometry with respond to texturing.
🏗️: Valence
🎨: Procreate
I only used my iPad to make it and gee did this take a long time compared to if I’d just done them in Blender.
Valence doesn’t unwrap UVs, as far as I can tell, so it’s hard to tell how the geometry with respond to texturing.
🏗️: Valence
🎨: Procreate
Something is coming
👀
👀
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Something is coming
👀
👀
YouTube algorithm why are you suggesting a mix that starts with two of my own songs that have <80 views?
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
YouTube algorithm why are you suggesting a mix that starts with two of my own songs that have <80 views?
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June 6, 2024 at 4:38 PM