Jordan Scott
@jantscott.bsky.social
Mini painter, cat dad, ACAB.
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Jordan Scott
@jantscott.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Since I’m new here, how about an introduction.
My name is Jordan, I work as a tool maker. My hobbies include mini painting, CrossFit and cooking. I’m a cat dad to an ingrate little cow. I’m also active in the Woodinville Washington wine industry.
My name is Jordan, I work as a tool maker. My hobbies include mini painting, CrossFit and cooking. I’m a cat dad to an ingrate little cow. I’m also active in the Woodinville Washington wine industry.
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8 y/o me seeing a Lamborghini on the highway: coooool
Current me seeing a Lamborghini on the highway: bourgeois piece of shit. Car costs more than I make in a year. Oh, of course he drives like a piece of shit. YOU WILL HAVE NOWHERE TO HIDE WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES
Current me seeing a Lamborghini on the highway: bourgeois piece of shit. Car costs more than I make in a year. Oh, of course he drives like a piece of shit. YOU WILL HAVE NOWHERE TO HIDE WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES
October 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
8 y/o me seeing a Lamborghini on the highway: coooool
Current me seeing a Lamborghini on the highway: bourgeois piece of shit. Car costs more than I make in a year. Oh, of course he drives like a piece of shit. YOU WILL HAVE NOWHERE TO HIDE WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES
Current me seeing a Lamborghini on the highway: bourgeois piece of shit. Car costs more than I make in a year. Oh, of course he drives like a piece of shit. YOU WILL HAVE NOWHERE TO HIDE WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES
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follow for more career advice
October 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
follow for more career advice
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Anti-ICE? Hey, you’re nice.
Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.
Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.
September 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Anti-ICE? Hey, you’re nice.
Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.
Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.
100% accuracy.
Today I made an important contribution to humanity: uquiz.com/gaDdV2
Warhammer paint or Makeup palette?
Can you tell which colors are official Warhammer paint names, and which are eye shadows from my girlfriend's makeup bag?
uquiz.com
September 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
100% accuracy.
September 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
September 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Another gender neutral toilet. Keep em coming.
August 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Another gender neutral toilet. Keep em coming.
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Tried some wet blending for the first time in a while on my Ironclad Drake. I’ll need to give it another pass.
#paintingminis #tabletopgames #vallejopaints #hobby #wargaming #wargames #tabletopwargaming #minipainting #minipainter #miniaturepainting #miniatures #parabellumwargames #dweghom
#paintingminis #tabletopgames #vallejopaints #hobby #wargaming #wargames #tabletopwargaming #minipainting #minipainter #miniaturepainting #miniatures #parabellumwargames #dweghom
August 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Tried some wet blending for the first time in a while on my Ironclad Drake. I’ll need to give it another pass.
#paintingminis #tabletopgames #vallejopaints #hobby #wargaming #wargames #tabletopwargaming #minipainting #minipainter #miniaturepainting #miniatures #parabellumwargames #dweghom
#paintingminis #tabletopgames #vallejopaints #hobby #wargaming #wargames #tabletopwargaming #minipainting #minipainter #miniaturepainting #miniatures #parabellumwargames #dweghom
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Incomprehensible enemies an incomplete list of
August 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Incomprehensible enemies an incomplete list of
August 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Finally, some good news.
A wealthy big-game hunter from Texas was killed on Sunday when a Cape buffalo that he had been eying for his next trophy attacked him during a safari in South Africa, according to the company that arranged the expedition.
Big-Game Hunter Is Killed by Buffalo During Safari
Asher Watkins, a real estate executive from Texas, was tracking a Cape buffalo in South Africa when he was attacked, a safari company said.
nyti.ms
August 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Finally, some good news.
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This is truly fascinating.
August 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is truly fascinating.
August 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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It's stuck in my head again
July 31, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It's stuck in my head again
Captured a steel pin in an aluminum handle. It ain’t much but it’s honest work.
July 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Captured a steel pin in an aluminum handle. It ain’t much but it’s honest work.