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Jarod (SPQQKY version)

@jarodimus.bsky.social

200 followers 210 following 1.5K posts

Old. Just zis guy, you know? Content may include cats, robots, Star Trek, Star Wars, Disney, superheroes, toys, video games, food, drink, pediatrics, and *gasp* politics. He/Him.

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Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 11h

I love that guy and his brother, Tamxut.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 15h

"Let's hear it for antifa!" — Rick fucking Steves, everyone

Griff "Grza" Sombke @grza.bsky.social · 18h

Can confirm. Rick Steves is the president of Edmonds Antifa.

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Fear Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 1d

Well well well

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21h

#protestsigns

a woman holding a sign that says 'i guess i'm a terrorist now' - picture of old woman holding a pbs bag and carrying a sign that says 'liberty and justice for all'

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William Peter MacMason @wpmacmason.bsky.social · 14h

Beta Starship Spotlight
USS Chaffee

This lovely physical model by John Payne manages to plant a flag equidistant between 3 of the 4 TMP movie era Starfleet ships: Constitution Refit, Miranda, and Oberth. Truly a visually fetching achievement!

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14h

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

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Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 11h

(I’m kidding, of course. I did actually find it.)

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Ana Voltz 🏳️‍⚧️ @anavoltzart.bsky.social · 15h

I almost forgot! I've got some new art for y'all! I've been itching to paint the SNW Enterprise for some time and finally got around to it!

Did I sneak a little bit of gay into this one? Yes. Yes I did.

A digital painting of the Starship Enterprise, as seen on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. The Enterprise is seen from the side and from above, surrounded by small asteroids. A blue planet hangs in the background.

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Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 11h

This is lovely!

Trying to find the gay. Is it… are the asteroids gay? *squinting*

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 21h

me: i need this treatment

my doctor: he needs this treatment

the anonymous doctor who lost his license for fondling unconscious patients that anthem decided to hire for prior authorization reviews: erm, methinks not

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Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yes.

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 1d

And Brad Dourif wins creepiest motherfucker ever. For ALIEN: RESURRECTION and generally for life.

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Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 1d

Leland Orser wins best death ever for ALIEN: RESURRECTION.

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks. Perhaps the instructions could have mentioned this.

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks. It would have been neat if the instructions had mentioned this.

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 1d

Really, Hasbro? The sad trombone of jets?

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Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 1d

A poo jet. This is your big strong leader? He posts a fake-ass video of himself flying a poo jet?

I hope you’re happy that you put toddlers in charge of the country.

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Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 2d

GOOD MORNING CAPTAIN

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 2d

“Stealing the Enterprise” is playing.

Hold my calls.

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 2d

Oops.

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 2d

Ellen Ripley was reported to have climbed up a ladder against the vacuum of space.

We here at the Weyland-Yutani Corporation refute such woke claims.

Please consult us for your terraforming needs.

Building Better Worlds™️

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 2d

[Please rest assured that Weyland-Yutani remains committed to the destruction of this facility and the end of your existence. Building Better Worlds™️]

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 2d

You now have 4 minutes to reach minimum safe distance.

[The Weyland-Yutani Corporation apologizes for the delay in the countdown.]

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Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 2d