Jarty
@jart.bsky.social
anxious barista, cries over steamed milk
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📽️ https://boxd.it/1H40F
🎧 https://open.spotify.com/user/jcampbell3938?si=UPXOnukIR2e4COkIPsJWpA
my beautiful son garf eeled
August 27, 2023 at 2:03 AM
my beautiful son garf eeled
i hate moms that point at food service workers to their kids like they’re at the zoo
August 27, 2023 at 12:53 AM
i hate moms that point at food service workers to their kids like they’re at the zoo
root beer should just be relabeled as a laxative
August 27, 2023 at 12:37 AM
root beer should just be relabeled as a laxative
bursting into tears when my boyfriend straight up abandons me (he’s going to the bathroom)
August 25, 2023 at 8:03 PM
bursting into tears when my boyfriend straight up abandons me (he’s going to the bathroom)
destroy the culture that deems the need for breaks in the workforce as “unproductive”
August 25, 2023 at 4:09 PM
destroy the culture that deems the need for breaks in the workforce as “unproductive”
the boyfriend and i got tickets to see lana i might actually burst into tears
August 25, 2023 at 4:05 PM
the boyfriend and i got tickets to see lana i might actually burst into tears
why be wrong when you can just force yourself into a state of delusion and just only ever see it your way?
August 25, 2023 at 1:05 PM
why be wrong when you can just force yourself into a state of delusion and just only ever see it your way?
if you chanted this to a group of people in the 12th century they most definitely would’ve accused you of witchcraft
all you mfs could have been mister ed posting and what did you do instead? You could learn from this
People yakkity yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say
People yakkity yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say
i bet one wisenheimer on here is going to comb through my posts and try to cancel my ass for my mister ed takes
August 25, 2023 at 12:56 PM
if you chanted this to a group of people in the 12th century they most definitely would’ve accused you of witchcraft
i could sleep in or i could wake up anxious about tickets for a concert and lay here in perpetual worry
August 25, 2023 at 12:52 PM
i could sleep in or i could wake up anxious about tickets for a concert and lay here in perpetual worry
i can’t wait to not get a ticket for Lana Del Rey through ticketmaster only to buy a scalper ticket from a third party ticketmaster website in which ticketmaster will profit even more than if i were to just originally buy directly from general onsale through ticketmaster.
August 24, 2023 at 7:13 PM
i can’t wait to not get a ticket for Lana Del Rey through ticketmaster only to buy a scalper ticket from a third party ticketmaster website in which ticketmaster will profit even more than if i were to just originally buy directly from general onsale through ticketmaster.
the only thing i find so incredibly frustrating about letterboxd is that the majority of users consider themselves to be hardcore critics, and if you show slight interest in any film they immediately have to shit on it
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No one can ever call me a contrarian again. Look at this, my super basic Letterboxd rating curve. I like things! I'm very normal!
August 24, 2023 at 4:58 PM
the only thing i find so incredibly frustrating about letterboxd is that the majority of users consider themselves to be hardcore critics, and if you show slight interest in any film they immediately have to shit on it
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Lana Del Rey - Heart-Shaped Box (live) - Oslo Spektrum, Oslo - 10-04-2013
youtu.be
August 24, 2023 at 4:52 PM
my bowels are like the little kid in the elevator who won’t stop pulling at your jacket sleeve
August 24, 2023 at 4:41 PM
my bowels are like the little kid in the elevator who won’t stop pulling at your jacket sleeve
not even gonna touch up on the republican debate cuz ik i’ll lose my mf mind
August 24, 2023 at 4:35 PM
not even gonna touch up on the republican debate cuz ik i’ll lose my mf mind
the level of excitement i have for borrowing my sister-in-law’s vacuum that cycles water through it shows where i’m at in my life rn.
August 24, 2023 at 4:32 PM
the level of excitement i have for borrowing my sister-in-law’s vacuum that cycles water through it shows where i’m at in my life rn.
cheese stick. lay’s oven baked barbecue chips. cosmic brownie.
August 24, 2023 at 4:25 PM
cheese stick. lay’s oven baked barbecue chips. cosmic brownie.
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Playing against the annoying characters in overwatch for the sixth match in a row
August 23, 2023 at 10:54 PM
Playing against the annoying characters in overwatch for the sixth match in a row
hear me out. jennifer’s body themed wedding.
August 24, 2023 at 1:37 AM
hear me out. jennifer’s body themed wedding.
i am actually shocked the Scream franchise still does so well. I wish Halloween had gone down the same path
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August 23, 2023 at 11:44 PM
i am actually shocked the Scream franchise still does so well. I wish Halloween had gone down the same path
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Sharing a banger tweet from the former bird site 📽️
August 23, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Sharing a banger tweet from the former bird site 📽️