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If you don't enjoy apple pies, it could be that you are not using baking apples.

Not every apple you eat out of hand is at its best when baked and the converse is true too like a favorite of mine for pies, the Rome.
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
everyday thousands log on with one thought in their minds
"no I am the true star wars understander"

me
"lasers swords are cool voom voom"
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
But that was not what I was going to ask, Google.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
@walmart.bsky.social hey you sell a meal called Yellowstone Rip's Ranch Hand Beef and Cheese Pasta Bake but Rip doesn't eat that on the show. And I own the box sets and he doesn't eat that in any deleted scenes either. I think a recall and apology is in order STAT

also plz add more minion stuff thx
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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@mizer.bsky.social getting in on the ground floor here. that's not only a true fan but also smart football
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Tech Company: At long last, we have created the WikiBear from the classic Conan O'Brien sketch Don't Create The WikiBear

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpx3...
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
There is going to be a long-form interview piece in the next 6-18 months called "Larry Summers in Winter."
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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SO ANYWAY I THINK I HAVE MERCH NOW???

www.geraldinepiche.com/store
Store 2 — Géraldine Piché
www.geraldinepiche.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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my novel VEINS is now available at drewtoothpaste.com and i'm including some excerpts here. it downloads as a PDF and it's $4.99
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"Do you like fuck with Moana heavy?"

"I'm 8"

"Oh"

"So fuck yeah I do. I love Hei Hei"

"Hei Hei is dope."
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'll take a Turkey Marxist-Leninist or a Turkey Maoist over a Turkey Trot
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
streets are saying ow ow ow youre stepping on me
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Humphrey Yogart
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The moral of Frankensteins is we are all Frankensteins now
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Ya I saw the big sunken boat in the deep blue it was dope and I had an idea for big blue alien movie"

"Jim, 9/11 happened."

"Huckleberry, nooooooo"
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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What a punch in the gut. Leslie was such a good guy. I had the privilege of collabing w him a few times. He graciously came on my mutual-aid jeopardy tourney during the pandemic to fund grocery delivery for out of work resto workers. Learned so much from this man. RIP www.gofundme.com/f/lleeiii
Donate to Support Leslie Lee III's Long COVID Recovery, organized by Leslie Lee III
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November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I watched a great documentary last night.

It is remarkable how in the olden-days a guy could have a job at a quarry and enough cash to take care of a wife, kid, two pets and a great car and time to do activities like bowl and go to the movies and order a big tray of ribs that tips over that car.
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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i use pirate streaming sites all the time and one thing that really gets my goat is when a label says an upload is in "hd" bc it's a 1080p cam rip lol. THAT'S NOT HD
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Wow what a great photo. I greatly admire.

Read the post, full of finest woolgathering matter.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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See ghosts aren’t real because if there was any spirit of Lyndon Baines Johnson left on this plane, he would be LEANING everywhere right now.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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@nytimes.com follow back plz
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Sometimes you post one and instantly delete. Just had to get one out. You know how it is playboy
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just got off the phone with a source up on the hill, not to reveal my source but he's up there in leadership and he's also from New York and the entire 10 minute call was just the driest raspberry I've ever heard.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM