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· Oct 5
just so you are aware I have phds in whatever we are talking about
I just need to vent for a moment. I try not to talk politics but I feel strongly about this. Everyone who didnt see THE MUMMY (2017) with Tom Cruise is the reason we didn't get an overly expensive 300 million dollar monster Avengers-esque flick that would have been a massive bomb and big time stinky
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I just need to vent for a moment. I try not to talk politics but I feel strongly about this. Everyone who didnt see THE MUMMY (2017) with Tom Cruise is the reason we didn't get an overly expensive 300 million dollar monster Avengers-esque flick that would have been a massive bomb and big time stinky
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The Hub of the Universe
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The Hub of the Universe
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bluecheck post on twitter: I’ve been drinking my own urine for 32 weeks and I’ve been amazed at how its impacted my stock portfolio S̲h̲o̲w̲ ̲m̲o̲r̲e̲
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
bluecheck post on twitter: I’ve been drinking my own urine for 32 weeks and I’ve been amazed at how its impacted my stock portfolio S̲h̲o̲w̲ ̲m̲o̲r̲e̲
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
Sources close to me are saying, "What the hell is he up to now?"
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Sources close to me are saying, "What the hell is he up to now?"
Currently beefing with science. I showed them a bunch of the new bugs I invented they said "doesn't count."
I know how science works I've seen Young Sheldon!
I know how science works I've seen Young Sheldon!
January 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Currently beefing with science. I showed them a bunch of the new bugs I invented they said "doesn't count."
I know how science works I've seen Young Sheldon!
I know how science works I've seen Young Sheldon!
Star Wars Al Roker: Here's what's happening in your neck of the woods.
[Having beat out the other Jedi in an essay contest to come to set and meet Star Wars Al Roker, Yarael Poof just looks down]
Star Wars Al Roker: Sorry, it's-
Yarael Poof: Nah its cool. I am cool. But I am going to go now.
[Having beat out the other Jedi in an essay contest to come to set and meet Star Wars Al Roker, Yarael Poof just looks down]
Star Wars Al Roker: Sorry, it's-
Yarael Poof: Nah its cool. I am cool. But I am going to go now.
January 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Star Wars Al Roker: Here's what's happening in your neck of the woods.
[Having beat out the other Jedi in an essay contest to come to set and meet Star Wars Al Roker, Yarael Poof just looks down]
Star Wars Al Roker: Sorry, it's-
Yarael Poof: Nah its cool. I am cool. But I am going to go now.
[Having beat out the other Jedi in an essay contest to come to set and meet Star Wars Al Roker, Yarael Poof just looks down]
Star Wars Al Roker: Sorry, it's-
Yarael Poof: Nah its cool. I am cool. But I am going to go now.
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can't remember the name of my boss's boss but i know the name of that long necked jedi who died between episodes i and ii
(yarael poof)
(yarael poof)
July 7, 2023 at 4:55 PM
can't remember the name of my boss's boss but i know the name of that long necked jedi who died between episodes i and ii
(yarael poof)
(yarael poof)
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Yarael Poof
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yarael Poof
Jerome Powell: This is the Federal Reserve! There's no money you can steal!
Trump: Really? Then why are you people here?
Trump: Really? Then why are you people here?
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Jerome Powell: This is the Federal Reserve! There's no money you can steal!
Trump: Really? Then why are you people here?
Trump: Really? Then why are you people here?
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was about to post a bunch of stupid shit and deleted instead - the Humble Sunday Dub
January 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
was about to post a bunch of stupid shit and deleted instead - the Humble Sunday Dub
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Looking forward to lunch?
Well I am thinking more than just one sandwich ahead. I am even thinking more than 3 sandwiches ahead. I got a date jotted down for a sandwich 5 months from now. Ruben with a side soup, chicken matzo ball. I am now pondering the drink. Peach Ice Tea? Maybe. Still mulling
Well I am thinking more than just one sandwich ahead. I am even thinking more than 3 sandwiches ahead. I got a date jotted down for a sandwich 5 months from now. Ruben with a side soup, chicken matzo ball. I am now pondering the drink. Peach Ice Tea? Maybe. Still mulling
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Looking forward to lunch?
Well I am thinking more than just one sandwich ahead. I am even thinking more than 3 sandwiches ahead. I got a date jotted down for a sandwich 5 months from now. Ruben with a side soup, chicken matzo ball. I am now pondering the drink. Peach Ice Tea? Maybe. Still mulling
Well I am thinking more than just one sandwich ahead. I am even thinking more than 3 sandwiches ahead. I got a date jotted down for a sandwich 5 months from now. Ruben with a side soup, chicken matzo ball. I am now pondering the drink. Peach Ice Tea? Maybe. Still mulling
Pretty cool how you can just wear a wacky hat while doing other stuff and for the rest of your life people will just call you a Shaman.
Five years since Jan 6, I caught up with Jacob Chansley, AKA the “QAnon Shaman.”
Like some other former QAnon followers, Chansley has broken with Trump because of Epstein.
Like some other former QAnon followers, Chansley has broken with Trump because of Epstein.
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Pretty cool how you can just wear a wacky hat while doing other stuff and for the rest of your life people will just call you a Shaman.
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I got my chains, I got my bucket of ashes and I'm ready to plow
January 7, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I got my chains, I got my bucket of ashes and I'm ready to plow
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Pretty funny how Dilbert's dad is spending his last days hunched over a computer. Real Cats in the Cradle moment
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Pretty funny how Dilbert's dad is spending his last days hunched over a computer. Real Cats in the Cradle moment
"beep blorp Im going back to the office."
Okay, JimDwightSteveCarellPamJamesSpader Enjoy Chili's
Okay, JimDwightSteveCarellPamJamesSpader Enjoy Chili's
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"beep blorp Im going back to the office."
Okay, JimDwightSteveCarellPamJamesSpader Enjoy Chili's
Okay, JimDwightSteveCarellPamJamesSpader Enjoy Chili's
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West posted it today on IG LMFAOOOO
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
West posted it today on IG LMFAOOOO
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Jean Valjean's two most defining numbers: 24601 and 0
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Jean Valjean's two most defining numbers: 24601 and 0
I am not one to read thousands of words on a lit forum but you have my attention
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I am not one to read thousands of words on a lit forum but you have my attention