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Washington DC, straight-up hater.
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This deserves viral meme status.
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Universities that paid off Trump should continue to be looted by everyone.
We must keep calling out those that cave to the Trump Admin, and the latest is Northwestern.

As part of their "deal," NU will pay $75 million, stop vital research, renege on agreements with its students over the war in Gaza, and more.

Throwing your students under the bus to please Trump. Shameful.
Northwestern Agrees to a Deal With Trump Administration
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Melians: please do not do a Peloponnesian War to us!

Athenian general implausibly named "Da Baby Stabber": imma do it tho

--- Every political theorist for the next 3000 years: this is genius.
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
In summation, Trump is a land of contrasts
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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“strong floor, no ceiling” describes sleeping on the street so I think it’s a pretty good slogan for whats being promised
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The UK isn’t real
A 19-year-old Tory kid, still living off mummy’s Wi-Fi, is giving parental advice.
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hi there, this is Mark Kelly. Strong Floor, No Ceiling to the polls. Continuity and Change.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Call Your Mother order alert texts are overly familiar
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Group home for sluts
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
They don’t fuck
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Weather it’s Joe Biden pardoning kids who were caught with a couple ounces of weed or Donald Trump pardoning the Honduran president who smuggled in 400 tons of cocaine, both presidents were soft on drugs.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Trump’s truth social messages are way too long
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
In-laws have this creepy AI thing up on TV number 3 downstairs.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Rao’s Italian how to train your dragon knight’s with cheese graters float is something
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Jewel singing on Fake News NBC at Mamdani’s Macy’s Day Parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Elmo dropping the Epstein files
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The Thanksgiving day parade is insane. Jonathan Groff singing AND dancing?!
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
More Starbucks war on Christmas
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Mayonnaise is a great stuffing
That’s one repulsive turkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The answer may surprise you
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM