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Chris Jasko
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I write. I doodle. I colorblind. Opinions are mine, so keep your hands off. Fight me on the Crew BigSoccer forum, coward.

My brain is broken — https://clanoftheduck.neocities.org
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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Aug 12
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CARIBOU - You Can Do It
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mattdoyle.bsky.social
I'm much more of a "team goal" guy than an "individual banger" guy but this shit's stayed with me for 15 years.

Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.

What a player, what a career.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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tombogert.bsky.social
Columbus Crew’s elimination means Darlington Nagbe has played his final game.

Salute to a certified legend.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
jasko.bsky.social
Happy Helloween, kiddos!

#hellisreal
it's a poorly photoshopped faux movie poster riffing on "Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers" in honor of the columbus-cincinnati mls soccer rivalry series known colloquially as hell is real you see, it's funny because the title has been changed to HELLoween, as a play on hell is real, and the subhead has been altered to "the curse of daniel gazdag", and that's humourous because gazdag, who was a prolific scorer for the philadelphia union, has struggled to make an impact in the crew's attack... and so the implication is that he's cursed or something also, instead of the iconic michael myers mask, daniel gazdag's visage, flanked by a scary knife, is on the poster some other fun little touches are the new tagline, "true terror never scores", which is another poke at gazdag, and, instead of saying "coming soon" at the bottom of the poster, which is what you'd likely expect for a movie poster, the text reads "GOALING SOON?", which again, is another little goof about gazdag anywho, fc cincy sucks go crew
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
jasko.bsky.social
Maybe the Bengals should just punt whenever they get the ball?
September 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
jasko.bsky.social
Oh no, @mjdonnelly.bsky.social, we got old.
An ancient photograph shows four fresh-faced teens seated at a table as they pose for the camera. They don't believe time will come for them, but it will. HARD. One child pretends to be asleep as he flips off the camera. He is not as cool as he thinks he is.
September 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
jasko.bsky.social
The shopping cart boss in Silksong is crazy. Any tips?
September 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
jasko.bsky.social
ope
steam no work me want silksong give me now
September 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
jasko.bsky.social
Chugged a Celsius and scarfed down two bowls of cheese puffs and now I feel like shit. What the hell, man?
August 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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CARIBOU - You Can Do It
YouTube video by Caribou
youtu.be
August 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
jasko.bsky.social
Oh crap. It's almost time to start thinking about the Cincinnati Bengals way too much.
August 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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thenutmegnews.com
American Outlaws Announce Partnership With ICE To Ensure 2026 World Cup Supporters Section Is For Americans Only

www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
American Outlaws Announce Partnership With ICE To Ensure 2026 World Cup Supporters Section Is For Americans Only — The Nutmeg News
NEBRASKA - The United States Men’s Soccer Team (USMNT) supporters group American Outlaws announced a partnership with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to ensure that their 2026 World Cup supp...
www.thenutmegnews.com
June 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
jasko.bsky.social
going dad mode (standing on front porch as big storm rolls through)
April 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
jasko.bsky.social
repost the first album you bought with your own money

this is not a joke
album cover art for john tesh's 1994 compilation album "sax by the fire" the artwork features a saxophone leaning (seductively) against a blazing fireplace the saxophone is bathed in a lusty red (i think? i'm colorblind) light, and the flames wrap tightly around the logs in the fireplace much like two lovers entwined the album slaps
April 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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former USMNT manager Gregg "Gigi" Berhalter smiling posted for no reason in particular
March 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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opencup.ussoccer.com
Only really ever in the Open Cup
March 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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atrupar.com
the Canadians leave America victorious
Bret Hart Entrance (WWE 1997)
YouTube video by T-Virus Terrance
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February 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
jasko.bsky.social
everything bad bad not good, bake bread
a fresh loaf of sourdough bread awaits consumption on a cooling rack a banneton, bamboo cutting board, towel, and pumpkin (for some reason) clutter the flour-dusted table in the background some idiot didn't do a good job of brushing excess flour off the dough before baking it he will improve
February 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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cboehm.bsky.social
That is a BANGER from Djordje Mihailovic, a nasty free kick whipped past Hugo Lloris and into the spiders' domain for 2-0 'Pids. #CCCFever
February 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
jasko.bsky.social
quack
guillermo—a bright yellow, 3D-printed duck figuirine—rests on a faux-wood desktop guillermo urges you to drink plenty of water
February 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
jasko.bsky.social
I HAD LOTS OF COFFEE TODAY
a cup of freshly brewed, piping-hot coffee in a white mug with blue decorations depicting an old fashioned spice grinder, butter churn, lantern, and flowers(?) rests on a restored wood bar at salt block biscuit co the vibes are cute the coffee is tasty order a cinnamon roll or a biscuit and gravy
February 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
We have reached new levels of madness when an unelected, non senate-confirmed private citizen is overseeing an effort to overhaul or possibly end a congresionally mandated arm of our government.
This is real trouble for the separation of powers, and with it, our basic democratic institutions.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Feb 2
Two top security officials at the US Agency for International Development were put on administrative leave after refusing to allow officials from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency to access systems at the agency, multiple sources familiar told CNN
Senior USAID security officials put on leave after refusing Musk’s DOGE access to agency systems | CNN Politics
Two top security officials at the US Agency for International Development were put on administrative leave Saturday night after refusing to allow officials from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Ef...
www.cnn.com
February 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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edzitron.com
I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day
January 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
jasko.bsky.social
mistakes will be made
a tallboy of rhinegeist truth bomb, a 9.5% imperial ipa, is held above a grungy faux wood floor a yellow lab puppy, softly focused in the background, watches and awaits the impending mistakes the drinker will make
January 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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petrana.bsky.social
Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
A screenshot of Maggie Smith's "Good Bones" Life is short, though I keep this from my children. Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways, a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways I’ll keep from my children. The world is at least fifty percent terrible, and that’s a conservative estimate, though I keep this from my children. For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird. For every loved child, a child broken, bagged, sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you, though I keep this from my children. I am trying to sell them the world. Any decent realtor, walking you through a real shithole, chirps on about good bones: This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful.
January 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM