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Chris Jasko
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I write. I doodle. I colorblind. Opinions are mine, so keep your hands off. Fight me on the Crew BigSoccer forum, coward.

My brain is broken — https://clanoftheduck.neocities.org
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CARIBOU - You Can Do It
YouTube video by Caribou
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I'm much more of a "team goal" guy than an "individual banger" guy but this shit's stayed with me for 15 years.

Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.

What a player, what a career.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Columbus Crew’s elimination means Darlington Nagbe has played his final game.

Salute to a certified legend.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Happy Helloween, kiddos!

#hellisreal
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Maybe the Bengals should just punt whenever they get the ball?
September 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Oh no, @mjdonnelly.bsky.social, we got old.
September 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The shopping cart boss in Silksong is crazy. Any tips?
September 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
ope
September 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Chugged a Celsius and scarfed down two bowls of cheese puffs and now I feel like shit. What the hell, man?
August 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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CARIBOU - You Can Do It
YouTube video by Caribou
youtu.be
August 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Oh crap. It's almost time to start thinking about the Cincinnati Bengals way too much.
August 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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American Outlaws Announce Partnership With ICE To Ensure 2026 World Cup Supporters Section Is For Americans Only

www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
American Outlaws Announce Partnership With ICE To Ensure 2026 World Cup Supporters Section Is For Americans Only — The Nutmeg News
NEBRASKA - The United States Men’s Soccer Team (USMNT) supporters group American Outlaws announced a partnership with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to ensure that their 2026 World Cup supp...
www.thenutmegnews.com
June 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
going dad mode (standing on front porch as big storm rolls through)
April 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
repost the first album you bought with your own money

this is not a joke
April 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
March 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Only really ever in the Open Cup
March 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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the Canadians leave America victorious
Bret Hart Entrance (WWE 1997)
YouTube video by T-Virus Terrance
www.youtube.com
February 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
everything bad bad not good, bake bread
February 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Reposted by Chris Jasko
That is a BANGER from Djordje Mihailovic, a nasty free kick whipped past Hugo Lloris and into the spiders' domain for 2-0 'Pids. #CCCFever
February 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
quack
February 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I HAD LOTS OF COFFEE TODAY
February 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Reposted by Chris Jasko
We have reached new levels of madness when an unelected, non senate-confirmed private citizen is overseeing an effort to overhaul or possibly end a congresionally mandated arm of our government.
This is real trouble for the separation of powers, and with it, our basic democratic institutions.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Feb 2
Two top security officials at the US Agency for International Development were put on administrative leave after refusing to allow officials from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency to access systems at the agency, multiple sources familiar told CNN
Senior USAID security officials put on leave after refusing Musk’s DOGE access to agency systems | CNN Politics
Two top security officials at the US Agency for International Development were put on administrative leave Saturday night after refusing to allow officials from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Ef...
www.cnn.com
February 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day
January 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
mistakes will be made
January 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
January 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM