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Jason The PPW Sound Guy

@jasonallonby.bsky.social

430 followers 500 following 4K posts

Sound Guy and Timekeeper for Pure Power Wrestling in Lethbridge Alberta for 10 years. Dewey Robson is my champion 🙌🏼

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 12h

Dudes rock

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 12h

Would you settle for in pain but likes it? If so, I won't kink shame him

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 12h

My boy is in pain because he's standing on his balls!

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 13h

Surely there was a better way to design this

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 13h

I vaguely remember reading about this in an old Uncle John's Bathroom reader. Which fun fact, you can read outside of the bathroom

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 13h

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 13h

Legend

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 13h

Dudes rock

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 16h

Poor naive Brendel. Where do you think Banjo got Kazooie?

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 19h

I noticed that you never texted Stop meaning a bot didn't unsubscribe you, a human did. I hope they have a terrible day after reading your text.

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 20h

This is why video games were a mistake

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 22h

a statue of a shark with the word bird written on it

Alt: a statue of a shark with the word bird written on it

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 23h

I didn't know I worked at Blizzard.

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Bandi Namco for stealing Ivy's jiggle physics

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

I would actually watch more than Blue Jays playoff games

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

No wonder he got released. Real sexy wrestlers are chunky and wear pink coats!

(But seriously screw them for releasing wrestlers)

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah I know this is AI. The real reporter actually had 5 arms but AI removed 2

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Gum for every question

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a red shirt says " don t you put that evil on me "

Alt: a man in a red shirt says " don t you put that evil on me "

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Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Can we give him the Peace prize instead of the Trump fan girl in Venezuela?

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Drive the opposite way next time

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Speak louder and closer to the cross around my neck. It's not that good of a mic

Jason The PPW Sound Guy @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock looks like he's wearing a wire so he can narc on his coke dealer and get a lighter sentence

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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 1d

The only thing defending our Democracy from Fascists

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