Jatsy
@jatsy.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Jatsy. You don't know me and that's ok.
Get y'all a friend like @jaynonamebe.bsky.social who plays along with your drunken bullshit.
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Get y'all a friend like @jaynonamebe.bsky.social who plays along with your drunken bullshit.
Happy birthday to me. Maybe next year will be better.
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Happy birthday to me. Maybe next year will be better.
To paraphrase @jaynonamebe.bsky.social "If you see someone working retail or food service assume that they've been there for at least 10 hours today."
December 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
To paraphrase @jaynonamebe.bsky.social "If you see someone working retail or food service assume that they've been there for at least 10 hours today."
Buccee's Beaver Nuggets sober: ehh 6/10
Buccee's Beaver Nuggets after 3 glasses of bourbon and I have to get up for work tomorrow: Mana from heaven. I can't stop eating them.
Buccee's Beaver Nuggets after 3 glasses of bourbon and I have to get up for work tomorrow: Mana from heaven. I can't stop eating them.
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Buccee's Beaver Nuggets sober: ehh 6/10
Buccee's Beaver Nuggets after 3 glasses of bourbon and I have to get up for work tomorrow: Mana from heaven. I can't stop eating them.
Buccee's Beaver Nuggets after 3 glasses of bourbon and I have to get up for work tomorrow: Mana from heaven. I can't stop eating them.
Taking notes: NO FORESKIN ALLOWED
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Taking notes: NO FORESKIN ALLOWED
Man, I can't even get mad at the dumb bullshit reveals in horror movies anymore.
The spooky dead body haunting a pair of coroners while they try to find the cause of death turns out to be a witch from 17th century New England?
Sure. Cool.
The spooky dead body haunting a pair of coroners while they try to find the cause of death turns out to be a witch from 17th century New England?
Sure. Cool.
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Man, I can't even get mad at the dumb bullshit reveals in horror movies anymore.
The spooky dead body haunting a pair of coroners while they try to find the cause of death turns out to be a witch from 17th century New England?
Sure. Cool.
The spooky dead body haunting a pair of coroners while they try to find the cause of death turns out to be a witch from 17th century New England?
Sure. Cool.
Making up a guy who goes on short-form videos where the creator says, "You guys are always asking..." and proceeds to yap about some niche thing they do and comments, "I wasn't asking."
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Making up a guy who goes on short-form videos where the creator says, "You guys are always asking..." and proceeds to yap about some niche thing they do and comments, "I wasn't asking."
I feel like I'm about to witness something I'm not supposed to see. There's a Thai restaurant, a Pho restaurant, and a boba tea shop all next to each other.
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I feel like I'm about to witness something I'm not supposed to see. There's a Thai restaurant, a Pho restaurant, and a boba tea shop all next to each other.
Frito Lay got them new potatoes
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Frito Lay got them new potatoes
Sometimes, and I do mean SOMETIMES, my employer let's me do something cool like buy a Christmas tree for like 95% off and the money raised goes to charity. I haven't had a tree in like a decade.
Let's see if the cats chew it and get sick.
Let's see if the cats chew it and get sick.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sometimes, and I do mean SOMETIMES, my employer let's me do something cool like buy a Christmas tree for like 95% off and the money raised goes to charity. I haven't had a tree in like a decade.
Let's see if the cats chew it and get sick.
Let's see if the cats chew it and get sick.
I don't understand how they're doing an entire animated movie about David from the Bible. Yes, I was raised Catholic but wasn't his big thing the whole Goliath thing? We're gonna have an entire movie just leading up to him throwing a rock?
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I don't understand how they're doing an entire animated movie about David from the Bible. Yes, I was raised Catholic but wasn't his big thing the whole Goliath thing? We're gonna have an entire movie just leading up to him throwing a rock?
About to make my local water treatment facility see God.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
About to make my local water treatment facility see God.
I think the reason I have such bad luck dating is because they know that, deep down, I consider Paramore's music a 6/10 at best.
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I think the reason I have such bad luck dating is because they know that, deep down, I consider Paramore's music a 6/10 at best.
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
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Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones
Got to see TR/ST tonight with a very good friend. Had an incredible time
October 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Got to see TR/ST tonight with a very good friend. Had an incredible time
There's something insanely satisfying and hilarious that my neighbor has scraped the Trump window sticker off his truck.
October 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There's something insanely satisfying and hilarious that my neighbor has scraped the Trump window sticker off his truck.
I watched Malignant yesterday. How do you think I felt about it?
October 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I watched Malignant yesterday. How do you think I felt about it?
Shortform content really needs a button that's for like, "Yo, dawg, I'm taking a shit or something. These views don't count."
Every day that passes makes posting 52 second clips of House or Breaking Bad with a shitty filter more and more lucrative.
Every day that passes makes posting 52 second clips of House or Breaking Bad with a shitty filter more and more lucrative.
October 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Shortform content really needs a button that's for like, "Yo, dawg, I'm taking a shit or something. These views don't count."
Every day that passes makes posting 52 second clips of House or Breaking Bad with a shitty filter more and more lucrative.
Every day that passes makes posting 52 second clips of House or Breaking Bad with a shitty filter more and more lucrative.
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someone please give me 2.3 million dollars, thank you
September 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
someone please give me 2.3 million dollars, thank you
Labor law violations aside, after a 12 hour shift with no breaks nor lunches this spread with a cheap bottle of malbec slaps so damn hard.
September 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Labor law violations aside, after a 12 hour shift with no breaks nor lunches this spread with a cheap bottle of malbec slaps so damn hard.
Pirate who's really into gut health:
"Gyar matey! This fiber be blowin thru me like me cannons on me ship. It be cuttin through me feces like me cutlass on me hip. Me constipation be nothing more than a breeze in me sails."
"Gyar matey! This fiber be blowin thru me like me cannons on me ship. It be cuttin through me feces like me cutlass on me hip. Me constipation be nothing more than a breeze in me sails."
September 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Pirate who's really into gut health:
"Gyar matey! This fiber be blowin thru me like me cannons on me ship. It be cuttin through me feces like me cutlass on me hip. Me constipation be nothing more than a breeze in me sails."
"Gyar matey! This fiber be blowin thru me like me cannons on me ship. It be cuttin through me feces like me cutlass on me hip. Me constipation be nothing more than a breeze in me sails."
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This weekend the wife and I are gonna be doing a quick little 5K run for the local Humane Society and I just thought people might appreciate the page I made for it
September 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This weekend the wife and I are gonna be doing a quick little 5K run for the local Humane Society and I just thought people might appreciate the page I made for it
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actual good internet
This is cool as hell and **mad** fascinating
OSINT folks, the bar has been raised
August 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
actual good internet
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(photosensitivity warning) Track: Frums - Wavetapper #touchdesigner #VJ
August 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
(photosensitivity warning) Track: Frums - Wavetapper #touchdesigner #VJ