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/ im working on a thing for alphys but maybe after. tee-hee
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/ I WANT TO MUSE SPACE BOYFRIEND!!!@@ FUUUCK
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mike dont even lie we know your ass needs an upgrade more than anypony
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[ she's like, starry-eyed, but she's trying to hide it. ]

this

this is the coolest shit anyone's ever said to me.

do you have any chalk on you.
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thank you, basil. for being a weenie.
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* ?!?!?
* she like. stumbles back a bit. huge blush spread across her face.

H. HELLO? THAT'S THE GAYEST THING YOUVE EVER DONE??
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the pencils thing is less impressive. i used to eat crayolas. chalk is like..

you know. i get it. they're kinda like those candy cigarettes.
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are you allergic go popcorn. i invited someone over once and their face ballooned up cuz they weren't allowed to like. be around corn.
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ok well you know we've gotta mend that, right.
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youre fairly weird.

but. like. theres no problem with being weird, i guess? i just can't see you with another dude.

or, uh. like another anyone. i unno.
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dude this is like my sixth watch.
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it must be pretty stuffy in the closet, huh