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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 8d

and it makes all the normal usernames on here look bad

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 8d

feels like a great way to lock yourself out of your own account forever somehow, also

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 8d

hoping the superpower is “normal thyroid levels”

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 8d

cat is radioactive

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Jun 2

[doing muffled woody Allen voice while sucking my own dick] it tastes terrible. And such small portions

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 14d

New therapist asked me in our first appointment what I'd like to work on. I said, "Uhh how about... my own tropical private island?? LOL!!!!!! 🤣!!!!!!" But anyway it was suicidal ideation.

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 15d

That's mighty interesting, squirt. Now let me tell you a better story my buddy Murray Cassatt told me, over a chef's table tasting menu

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Nick Taylor @ntay.us · Sep 27

Just an incredible image and thank you to whoever assembled it. #Facts #Hollyweird #NowThatsCrazy

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 27d

seeing Jimeoin on the Riyadh Comedy Festival lineup made me laugh for some reason

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 30

xcancel.com/i_zzzzzz/sta... and there we go

xcancel.com

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 30

oh, interesting. i could only find information about the movie version but this says it was designed to be both? deadline.com/2022/02/cush...

Cush Jumbo, Manny Jacinto & James Badge Dale Lead New Regency’s ‘Balestra’; Fencing Thriller Lined Up As Movie & Series

Filming has begun in Canada on the New Regency-backed fencing thriller which is being made as a film and a limited series.

deadline.com

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 29

i think they split the movie into 6 episodes to put it on prime, don’t see that too often

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 29

very nice, i remember the test tiles from years ago

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 28

cheers

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 28

you truly “don’t know what you got ‘til it’s gone”, regarding breathing

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 28

you too, it’s no joke

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 28

i also have pneumonia, but only one lung. that’s bad enough

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 25

different sweeteners also, i think. not sure, i just know that i didn’t like it

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 25

still hoping for the day that the world learns to appreciate the canned highball

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 25

the australian ones suck compared to the real ones, hope that’s not the case for you

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 25

the slave part is really funny

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 24

can we order just a little food

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 24

i’m going to use this to do my favourite war crime: perfidy

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 22

you’re right about the first two albums

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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · Sep 15

unfortunately i view every failure to find a post as a personal failing, even if it was imagined. but thanks anyway

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