Jawn Haaland🌎
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This is the way
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Cooper DeJean says hello to Kirk Herbstreit’s dog…
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This reference made my morning. Thank you 🤌👏 🤣
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The pic looks like @petebuttigieg.bsky.social after serving 8 yrs in the White House. 🫣🤣

…If only we could be so lucky 🙏😉
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Feel free to use this version
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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The REFCAM view of that goal was especially choice 🤌😍
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Devour feculence, Joni Ernst

Coward. Traitor. Sycophant. Weakling.
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That’s like 2 cents or not even for the PIF.

They just spent $55 BILLION purchasing EA sports, video game co.

“United Kingdom”? Lolz

Devour feculence.
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Gee…& who is to blame for the toxic divisiveness?

Probably worth noting in the headline, eh?!
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Liar. They’ve gone shopping elsewhere.

While we’re at it…China infrastructure, engineering & cities makes America, with our androgynous shopping centers and strip malls, look embarrassing & extremely weak minded.

Lacking any sort of ambition, individuality or innovation.
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MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell

JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too

D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?

J: I didn't see it

D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
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These fuckin weirdos are sofa king cringe.

The way they all talk is just ridiculously toxic and whiney.

Beat it, obnoxious dorks. 🖕🖕
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*Since at least 2016 officially but also…HIS ENTIRE FRAUDULENT & CRIMINALLY PROPPED UP LIFE.
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She’s such a vile human. Gross.

Very on brand
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Is it not a dereliction of their duty to for not taking action to address such absurdity?!?
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I still can't get over the surreal experience of watching Trump effectively telling all our generals he is going to order them to kill American citizens in my city in a speech that he also stopped midway through to spend 5 minutes explaining how he is so smart for walks down stairs slowly.
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Trump: "I'm very careful when I walk down stairs, like I'm on stairs, I walk very slowly. Nobody has to set a record. Just try not to fall because it doesn't work out well."
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Hopefully just a technicality?!?

I legitimately feel bad for the guy at this point (bc he’s not good at baseball right now) but there is NO WAY he should see the mound in the yoffs. 🫣
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