Satan's Carpenter
@jaylewis2.bsky.social
Amateur carpenter (DMs open for commissions). Dog dad. Marvel comic lover. Elder goth. Aggressively gay. Married 💍
Catch you on the flip side!
January 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Catch you on the flip side!
Need to wash this mess, but the motivation is leaving me quickly
January 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Need to wash this mess, but the motivation is leaving me quickly
I hunt, I fish, I have lots of farm experience, i am a bow hunting enthusiast, I am an experienced chicken breeder, carpentry is my specialty (especially with reclaimed/recycled materials). Crisis management was my job for a decade. You NEED me in the apocalypse
What’s the one survivalist skill you could be relied on if need be?
CPR? Foraging? Sewing? Etc.
CPR? Foraging? Sewing? Etc.
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I hunt, I fish, I have lots of farm experience, i am a bow hunting enthusiast, I am an experienced chicken breeder, carpentry is my specialty (especially with reclaimed/recycled materials). Crisis management was my job for a decade. You NEED me in the apocalypse
Deleting social media off of my phone for a bit starting on 1/16/26. If you have my number and want to keep in touch, send me a text (or DM me for my number). I'll be back, just need a break
January 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Deleting social media off of my phone for a bit starting on 1/16/26. If you have my number and want to keep in touch, send me a text (or DM me for my number). I'll be back, just need a break
Can someone please scoop my brain out, wash it really good, and put it back in please? I am having the worst anxiety today for NO REASON. fully on the verge of having a full on panic attack for no reason. I still have a whole work day ahead of me
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Can someone please scoop my brain out, wash it really good, and put it back in please? I am having the worst anxiety today for NO REASON. fully on the verge of having a full on panic attack for no reason. I still have a whole work day ahead of me
"Catch up to my campaign. Coop the color of mayonnaise. I'm drunk and high at the same time. Drinking champagne on the airplane."
-2Chainz-
-2Chainz-
January 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
"Catch up to my campaign. Coop the color of mayonnaise. I'm drunk and high at the same time. Drinking champagne on the airplane."
-2Chainz-
-2Chainz-
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Cause chaos. Live deliciously. Kiss the goat.
-2026
-2026
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Cause chaos. Live deliciously. Kiss the goat.
-2026
-2026
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I’m gay because 1 time I sneezed & no one blessed me so Satan said, “Gay 💅” 😭
January 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I’m gay because 1 time I sneezed & no one blessed me so Satan said, “Gay 💅” 😭
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✨Protect your energy✨
January 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
✨Protect your energy✨
The little apathetic Latin teenager at the burger king by my job gave me this with me meal on lunch today. He very clearly has a crush on me and it is adorable.
January 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The little apathetic Latin teenager at the burger king by my job gave me this with me meal on lunch today. He very clearly has a crush on me and it is adorable.
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Getting me through this slow ass work day
January 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Getting me through this slow ass work day
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Nationalize healthcare
Raise minimum wage
Raise taxes on millionaires+
Destroy Citizens United
Free childcare for all
Codify ROEvWADE + all marriages
Ban child marriages
21 will be the new legal age for everything!
Nationalize utilities including internet
FEDERAL DATABASE FOR GUNS
ABOLISH POLICE
Raise minimum wage
Raise taxes on millionaires+
Destroy Citizens United
Free childcare for all
Codify ROEvWADE + all marriages
Ban child marriages
21 will be the new legal age for everything!
Nationalize utilities including internet
FEDERAL DATABASE FOR GUNS
ABOLISH POLICE
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Nationalize healthcare
Raise minimum wage
Raise taxes on millionaires+
Destroy Citizens United
Free childcare for all
Codify ROEvWADE + all marriages
Ban child marriages
21 will be the new legal age for everything!
Nationalize utilities including internet
FEDERAL DATABASE FOR GUNS
ABOLISH POLICE
Raise minimum wage
Raise taxes on millionaires+
Destroy Citizens United
Free childcare for all
Codify ROEvWADE + all marriages
Ban child marriages
21 will be the new legal age for everything!
Nationalize utilities including internet
FEDERAL DATABASE FOR GUNS
ABOLISH POLICE
Walked into work and immediately had to provide aide to a veteran co-worker of mine who had a severe PTSD reaction to a popping balloon in the office at 7:30am
January 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Walked into work and immediately had to provide aide to a veteran co-worker of mine who had a severe PTSD reaction to a popping balloon in the office at 7:30am
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Over 40 hack:
Dress in a hip disguise when you go to buy icy hot and pick up medicine from the pharmacy ☝🏾
That way people don't know you have to buy special creams for when you sleep wrong 👌🏾😉
Dress in a hip disguise when you go to buy icy hot and pick up medicine from the pharmacy ☝🏾
That way people don't know you have to buy special creams for when you sleep wrong 👌🏾😉
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Over 40 hack:
Dress in a hip disguise when you go to buy icy hot and pick up medicine from the pharmacy ☝🏾
That way people don't know you have to buy special creams for when you sleep wrong 👌🏾😉
Dress in a hip disguise when you go to buy icy hot and pick up medicine from the pharmacy ☝🏾
That way people don't know you have to buy special creams for when you sleep wrong 👌🏾😉
I am very curious, but i will never ask
Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol
January 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I am very curious, but i will never ask
I cannot wait to get my order! Y'all really should check out my homie's shop and art!
I just want to thank everyone that’s been ordering from my shop. Im truly truly thankful. Thank you 🙏🏼 🖤🫶🏼
shop.icametosin.com
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January 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I cannot wait to get my order! Y'all really should check out my homie's shop and art!
Can someone please spoil the entire plot of Stranger things to me via DM. I have never seen any of it, nor do I have a desire to. I just want to understand the memes
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Can someone please spoil the entire plot of Stranger things to me via DM. I have never seen any of it, nor do I have a desire to. I just want to understand the memes
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Good morning! Just a friendly reminder that Jill Stein is a fuckin loser and grifter and yall were fools to vote for her.
Also, please don't fuck up the midterms this year being privileged single issue cvnts when we're literally having to fight to keep civil rights and trans ppl alive
Thanks!😘
Also, please don't fuck up the midterms this year being privileged single issue cvnts when we're literally having to fight to keep civil rights and trans ppl alive
Thanks!😘
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Good morning! Just a friendly reminder that Jill Stein is a fuckin loser and grifter and yall were fools to vote for her.
Also, please don't fuck up the midterms this year being privileged single issue cvnts when we're literally having to fight to keep civil rights and trans ppl alive
Thanks!😘
Also, please don't fuck up the midterms this year being privileged single issue cvnts when we're literally having to fight to keep civil rights and trans ppl alive
Thanks!😘
Sitting on the floor with the scared dogs helping them cope with fireworks
January 1, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Sitting on the floor with the scared dogs helping them cope with fireworks
I don't know when I became the comfy place for everyone to lay on, but this is crazy
December 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I don't know when I became the comfy place for everyone to lay on, but this is crazy
My friends are simply stunning
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My friends are simply stunning
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If homosexuality is a sin, does that make bisexuality a cos and heterosexuality a tan?
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If homosexuality is a sin, does that make bisexuality a cos and heterosexuality a tan?
Kinda want to get my septum pierced. Talk me out of it
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Kinda want to get my septum pierced. Talk me out of it
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